...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead


Neil, Kevin, Conrad, and Jason...before anything too psychotic has transpired. Click on the image for teaser sound clip.



 	I don’t go to shows just to hear some music. I can do that in
 my room for free anytime I want. There is something about going
 to a show that makes me feel like I’m part of something. I look 
around and I see other kids who love music too and I get this 
great feeling.That happens at most shows I go to since they’re 
usually pretty small and intimate. I prefer a small show any day 
to those huge swarming shows with hundreds of strangers. 

	Sometimes the band on stage just gets up there and plays their
 set. That’s okay, it’s their way of doing things. But what I 
really love is when things get crazy. I remember seeing 30 Foot 
Fall in California  when Butch got down off the stage and stood 
in the crowd and mocked the tiny crowd’s inhibited, head-nodding
 lameness. He then busted into some breakdancing moves that 
entertained us more than they impressed us. 

	Otto Matick from the Prima Donnas knows how to bring on the 
madness as well. His fake English accent and wicked taunts 
usually get him into insult slinging matches with drunken 
audience members. One drunken fan went overboard and pulled Otto
 off the stage in the middle of a song a few weeks ago. All I 
remember after that was hearing the popping thud of Otto beating 
the guy down with the microphone. It was a pretty amazing sound.
 Boy was the show energized after that.


	Now, if you really want to see some chaos, there’s only one 
band in town that will guarantee you some insanity in every show.
 (I’m not talking about a show with moron fucks who try to 
intimidate or gangs of bald assholes who beat one kid at random. 
I ‘m talking about good-natured, spontaneaous wildness that might 
get somebody a little bruised but by no means hospitalized.) I 
mean, you have to guess they’re up to something just by their
 name. I’m talking about those wild boys in And You Will Know Us 
by the Trail of Dead. Any band with the guts to give themselves 
that big of a name is either going to suck so hard you see stars 
or they’re going to rock so crazy you need to take a few days to 
recover. 

	I wish I had known about these fellas in the early days, but
 I’m sorry to say that I missed out on much of the mayhem they’ve
 been behind since Conrad and Jason started fucking shit up in
 1995. All I know is I’ve never seen a lame Trail of Dead show. 

	One of my favorites was a benefit show at the Flamingo Cantina 
this fall. Some long haired wacko decided that an instrumental 
section of one of their songs needed vocals and jumped onto the 
stage while Conrad wasn’t looking. The monkey then proceeded to 
shout and mumble into the mic until Conrad escorted him off the 
stage. Freak child was not upset by the minor inconvenience of 
the band not wanting him up there, and got right back up on 
stage. This time Conrad let him stay a little longer, but that 
was just because he needed a few moments to kick his ass. I don’t
 know if he was really hurting the guy or what, but I saw a blur
 of swinging fists that ended with the unwelcomed performer 
landing in the center of the crowd. The psychopath just got up 
and gave them the sign of the devil with bloody enthusiasm.

	Now, violence at shows usually sucks. I remember seeing my 
friend Steve getting beaten by a bunch of skins in San Antonio 
just because he shaved his head and it was anything but fun. You 
see, back in high school a shaved head and no crew meant the 
skinheads had a right to beat you up because you were claiming,
 yet you were trying to be “independent.” They threw him into a 
mirrored wall,  at the DMZ, which left him sliced up pretty bad, 
and then took him outside and fucked his shit up. That kind of 
thing is fucking wrong.

	What happens on and off stage at a TOD show is completely 
different. There’s no anger of animosity in the faces of these
 boys as they tear up the stage. Their emotions are obviously 
running high, but you don’t see hate or malice  in their eyes as
 they throw a bottle or a guitar. The crowd understands, too. The
 band’s agitators  wear grins as wicked and aware as those worn 
by the kids on stage. You are witnessing a performance about 
fucking shit up, about the release of repressed intensity, and 
about entertainment itself. Of course, such emotions are volatile
 and there is always the danger that the violence could get real.
 I feel nervous when I’m watching these guys perform, but I’m not
 scared. I know that I’m watching art, not brutality.






	


this article originally appeared in 86 Pounds of Punk #4. All photos are by this 86-pound punk.



Conrad on drums and Jason with his favorite instrument of chaos, the beer bottle.


Stop! Now, what would you do if you saw Jason holding his guitar like this? That's right kids, DUCK!



Conrad lets a kid from the crowd slide his beer across his guitar strings.



Jason looking rather fiendish as he executes one of his well known windmills





Go home to get a bandaid
I want some more, so I'm goin' to the official Trail of Dead site