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I am a 19 year old raver from the city of toronto and the most emberassing thing that happened to me while wearing a pair of phat pants happened one nite at a rave called Citrus. The venue was at a place called the Science Center. It was an amazing party but thats beside the fact. They had this thing set up and for the life of me i cant remember what it was called. But ill do my best to expain it. There was a big loop with a bike in the center.they would then proceed to strap you into the bike. Now what you would do is pettle up the loop, then role back, then repeat. This would happen until you built up enough momentom to go all the way around the loop. I had all ready done it a couple of times with out any problems, but not this time. I was wearing my favorite pair of Caffeine pants which needless to say were really big on the bottom, 30" i think. They got caught in the chain and i got stuck in the bike, it took them 10 min. To get me out and the worst part is my favorite pair of phat pants were all chewed up and ruined!
Sean Scanlan
I have been wearing big pants for about two years. But sometimes it can be dangerous. One day I was late to class, and was running through the hallway. I turned around to tell the teacher not to shut the door in my face, and stepped on one of my pantlegs, falling right through the door, infront of the classroom on to my knee. I was left embarrased, and with a bruise for a week.
Dave
I was sitting at a rave with a hard on, since my pants were so big they would not subdue my cock. when i stood up, 4 girl friends of mine just started laughing in my face at my raging hard-on. It was so obvious.
Rick Salzer
The most embarassing thing that ever happened to me in my phat pants happened when I was coming home from work one night this past summer. I always took the train and exited at the same revolving door. The doors was one of those revolving ones with the bars on it, meaning, it was not an actual flat door. Anyway, as I was pushing through the door, the material of my pants on the right leg got caught in the door. When it got caught, I
was trapped in the revolving door because I couldn't push any farther because my foot was like stuck. I freaked out. What makes this more embarassing is the fact that it was like rush our and all these people saw me trapped in the subway door because of my phat pants. One guy was nice enough to help me out and unhook my pants from the door but I did hear a few snickers and giggles around me.
Caitlin Keidel
The most embarassing thing is that people mistook me for a raver.
Aimee Rocheleau
well. my mum put me on a diet cause she thought I was getting ermm: "heavy"
anyways, she simply refused to believe that it was just jean material and
there was noway in hellz i was going to let her check me out in boxers. the
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psycloud
I'm kind of a youngin, I've been raving bout,well 2 years now, and I'm 17. I think the worst thing that ever happened to me with a pair O' Phat pants was that one day me and my friends were just chilling out walking around trying to think of something to do. We decide to go get some grubbage at this Food store I forget what it was. But when we got inside we all noticed a camera was pointed at us. After we got our brain food, my friends were buying it I didn't want to wait in line so I played with the camera I started dancing and stuff having a fun time, then well... There goes my belt.. There goes my pants. It took like half a second for em to hit my ankles I just kinda stood there, like "I know this didn't just happen with all these people around plus with me acting like and looking like a dumbass on the camera. Well there went me and my pride right out the door holding my pants all the way....
Da EnD........
Dunce
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Well, since I had returned to Europe where raver's don't wear any phat pants,my JNCO's were slightly out of line (fashionably speaking) and I was growing tired of people asking me "if I skate". So, I figured, "hey, I'm gonna get me some clorox bleach, make these white, dye them in a bunch of psychedelic colors and have a pair of fluoro-pants I can wear to goa parties!!" Said, and done -- half a day later I had the most insane psycho alien pants drying on my balcony.
So far so good. What somebody forgot to tell me is what a rape it is to any fabric if you soak it into radioactive clorox bleach. Hence, those pants were VERY VERY fragile... at the second party I went to, somebody stepped on a part of them while I was dancing and zzzziip... exposed my bright orange shorts to the world (which even glowed in the UV light). But then, the sun came up and we all danced until 2pm by which time my legs kindof went from a snow white to a dangerous looking red which urged me to leave the floor and seek out ambient relaxation and moisturizing lotion. All that ends well... right?
Stefan
A family of four living in them.
Crackaddict
One the way home from a party i was sitting in the back of a crowded car, and my grrlfriend at the time was sitting on my lap. I used to have a string attached to my beltloop, you know- to twirl around my fingers when in public when it's not acceptable to touch my penis.. Anyway- i feel this tugging on my beltloop, and think Sara (my gf) is doing it. I kept telling her to stop, then realize my string is hanging out the door and the tire keeps grabbing it and yanking on me. Just as i figured it out, the tire got ahold of it and ripped it off, beltloop and all. To add insult to injury, i was telling someone about it a couple days later with another pair of pants when i accidentally yanked on my new string too hard while illustrating the point, ripping off that beltloop as well.
Bliss
One of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me with my big pants was one time I was rolling and fucked up. Well I went to the bathroom cause I had to pee and since I was not paying attention when I was peeing, I peeed all over my pants. I discovered this when I did not hear any splashing in the urinal. So then I looked down and saw that my pants were ALL WET! So then I tried to use paper towels to first dry it and then wet paper towels to soak up the piss, but it did not work. Luckily, it dried up and did not have any odor that I noticed.
Joe Hwang
Alright, being proned for really emabarrasing stories I was not surprised to have one at work. I work at Starbucks (no that's not the embarrassing part- there's more) when i'm home from school. So one night over the summer there was a line out the door, but it's okay i'm working the expresso bar and im concentrating on getting rid of the line. Well like 8 of my friends come in and start telling me to hurry and stuff and just making the scene more hectic. My bosses were't working that night so you know what that means. Besides random "whip-its" in the back room it also means i get to wear my big ass Caffeine (no pun intended) pants. Well im doing my shit making drinks and steaming milk when I had to turn to give a customer their drink. Well in all the rush of things i got a draw string from the bottom of the pants stuck in the refridgerator. I guess it happened when i took the milk out, i closed the door on the sting. Well i flew on the floor and the drink went everywhere all while my leg is attached to the fridge. Everyone was busting up laughing and to make things worse my favorite pants were stained by rasberry syrup. Nothing like getting up to 25 people laughing and clapping for you. IT SUCKED!!!!
Peter o Trentacoste
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welp this involves a mean pair of size 40 JNCO's and the stanchions at the Baltimore Aquarium....anyway so i'm standing in line with some friends waiting to get in and there's a buncha cute chicks around so i was trying not to do anything too stupid ya know...heh. it was pretty darn crowded, so when the line started to move i was kinda pushed up against the stanchion (those poles that hold the ropes to keep you in little cattle-lines) ...erm. anyway as i rounded the corner, my pocket got caught in the top of the pole and sent me falling forward along with the whole friggin setup..heh. sucked. i let out some strange yelp that you usually hear from a small dog when you kick it, which was even more annoying...anyway there i was caught in the stanchion yelping like a beaten dog, trying to get the stupid thing out of my pocket when i got several crappy looks from the tourist types..hmph..needless to say i felt kinda dumb. hm. well ok maybe it's not as funny as i thought !
it was, but if you had seen me there with a big pole in my pants (erm..make that a SECOND big pole in my pants..) and making weird noises you probably would have said "look at that fool." and had a good laugh on my behalf. shrug.
Robin Overcrash
hmmm one of two possibilities...
1- my first year of going to parties (freshman in high school..6 years ago or so) i was standing in front of my english class with a few other kids talking to the teacher or something. i jumped up and down, and my new super cool huge bizarre pants fell down around my ankles in front of the whole class
2-this case, my super huge pants SAVED me from possible embarrassment. i was at home alone wanking it, and all of a sudden i hear this knocking the door, so i jump up holding my pants and my boxers up and hoping the bagginess/heaviness would hide my erection, mind you my pants etc were like halfway to my crotch anyway (thank raverness for the longer shirt too) and at the door was this gorgeous girl that i totally lust over AND her equally gorgeous younger sister. so my huge pants and huge shirt saved me as i invited them in and thought up an excuse to run into the other room and put on my pants right.
Mark Neutron
I have 2 phat pants disaster stories...
1. I had invited a guy who I really liked over to my house and we were on the couch in my living room watching a movie. The phone rang (it was in the other room), and I got up to answer it... as I was hurrying over to the phone, the toe of my right foot somehow went into the inside of my left pants leg (cuz the pants were so long and wide and flapping as I ran). My right foot got caught in the pants leg and I fell on my face like a fallen log, smacking loud as hell on the kitchen linoleum. My Mom heard it from another room and came running in yelling, causing even more of a scene than there already was. I looked like a real dork.
2. For my birthday last year I got into a party called Spring Breaks for free in exchange for getting there early to help set up. I was carrying some heavy cases of water and I accidentally stepped on my own pants, which were the Mom-and-Me's with sideways courdoroy, so they ripped straight up waaaaay up the leg. We were right on the waterfront, so it was really windy, and my pants were flapping all over then like a sail. I swear I asked *everyone* there for safety pins and *nodoby* had any, so finally I had to just put a strip of duct tape on the tear. (Keep in mind this was before the party even started). I took a lot of pictures at the party and you can see the giant strip of duct tape on my pants in all of the ones of me, which of course everyone noticed.
XUnitE
I work at a Home Depot in the middle of bubbasville, so i'm always getting comments about my pants. No problem. One particular day i'm getting a LOT of comments, and they're unusually positive -- "like your pants," "you look awfully sweet in those jeans, honey," etc. Then finally at the end of my shift i pass a mirror and find out why. My ratty ass JNCOs had ripped wide open showing all these rednecks my pretty little panties. wonderful, no? Doesn't have anything to do with phat pants in particular, but it sure as h--- was embarrassing.
Patti
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