Scully, we have to move on this quickly. My infiltration of the Marilyn Manson mailing list has just been discovered. They know too much, and if word gets out to our colleague, Frank Black, he will try to steal our case for his Millennium Project! He'll argue that the Armageddon angle is his jurisdiction, but Scully, we're *this close* from proving that our Mr. Manson is working with the Greys! I know that his diabolical plan to unleash the Apocalypse is of critical and utmost importance, but I think the fact that he's a non-human alien android from Zeta Reticuli will be in our favor if we have to fight with Frank over this case.
I just sent his blood sample to the lab. Call me the minute you get those results!! I'm so relieved that Manson cut himself and bled on me at that show as I stood at the barricade in my "goth" getup. I got it into the vial and Fed-Ex'd it to the lab yesterday. If I didn't get the blood, I would have had to sneak backstage after the show and try for a semen sample or something }:0 But you know me, the truth is out there and I'll do anything to get it. Anyway, Manson was giving me the evil eye, Scully--I'm worried he may have recognized me, even through my "Crow" makeup. We have to be careful. I'm sure he'll turn out to have that Zeta red cell antigen marker. Don't let Cancer Man get hold of those PCR results! If he gets Manson's DNA blueprints before we do, there will be Big Trouble.
Meet me at the Dayton airport on February 13. I have a good hunch about what Manson's going to do, AND HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!! I just picked up your outfit at Frederick's. Even still, no worries about getting backstage...Manson's bodyguard is one of our guys. Find him and he'll let you in. I don't have time to fax you a photo. However, there's a re-run on Beavis & Butthead tonight of the episode where Clinton's secret service agents grab Beavis by his scrawny neck at the school assembly. Be sure to watch it. Our guy looks exactly like a cartoon secret service goon--you can't miss him.
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