JoiK:
Everybody keeps talking about how neat it would be to have Marilyn Manson
action figures to play with/collect/violate/etc., and I agree, but I think
it would be even neater if somebody made toys out of members of the Spooky
Kids list. Can you all imagine the possibilities?
Examples:
Chico (Grim Jack)(our beloved list-owner; if you don't know that, please
delete the rest of this post) - this action figure would be closest to a Ken
doll (but anatomically correct, of course ;) with better hair and more
realistic facial features. Would come with four t-shirts (Marilyn Manson,
Nation Of Fear, Jack Off Jill, and Three Ton Gate), mix-and-match
lunchboxes, and a stack of magazines that mention his web sites.
Erika (the chicken killer) - this punky little gothed-out Barbie doll would
come equipped with a camera (which you can't point at her, because she will
then refuse to smile), boots with 297 holes each, and a Jack Off Jill
t-shirt (but if she misbehaves, she also comes with a Ramones t-shirt that
you can force her to wear.)
Jay (Dark One) - the Darkest of all of us will (of course) come with all of
his amazing list shirts and twenty shelves filled with toys (Spawn
included.) He will also have a wonderful bright smile even bigger than the
fake plastic one that most Ken dolls have.
tina brown (Sara Lee/Nancyboy) - will be dressed from head to toe in black
(just to prove how goth she is.) Her accessories are a soapbox (to stand on
when she wants to make a point), a which you can slap on her face when
she wins an argument, a tiara (not goth, but she needs it to be Princess of
the Universe =), and a rhino with a supply of carrots (no explanation - ask
tina. >=)
Dead Soul - this little Candian wonder will come equipped with 70's-style
"Shaft" attire, a pimp cane, and the world's largest collection of
pornography (rivaled only by the djbluE doll's collection.)
The Muses Formerly Known As Planetcom - would be radiant and wonderful
(hell, coyote could probably make these figures herself.) The coyote doll
would have a hard copy of her FAQ to beat irritating Spooks over the head
with when they asked foolish questions or flamed the list. The angelynx
doll would have a pen for scripting her wonderful prose as well as a batch
of fudge for sweet-toothed young Spooks. The EVB doll... would be off with
Pat Briggs. ;)
rudolf - instead of an action figure, rudy would have to be a lovable teddy
bear. He would come with a tape recorder in his back (a la Teddy Ruxpin) to
play bootlegs (especially live versions of Tourniquet from 1995), and a box
of peeps handy at all times.
justin (Tino Fetus) - would be off at Squeeze, so we wouldn't be able to
make a toy out of him (too bad, I'd like to see an action figure with
electrical tape over its' nipples...)
Phoenix - would be dressed in domination gear in order to drive away people
asking her for Tori Amos's autograph. She would also have a riding crop for
beating some sense into skankgrrl. ;)
Mog - would be in Australia and therefore his action figure would not be out
until after all of the American dolls had been out for over six months
(unless he had an import action figure - then he would be made *before* the
American action figures had a chance to be distributed to the public...)
|sis - would have a cute (almost pretentious) smirk on her face, fire-engine
red hair, and a Rainbow Bright-on-crack outfit. Her car (sold separately)
would have a large trunk space for storing lawn decorations stolen from
trailer parks.
Mr. Horrible - this action (and I do mean "action"!) figure would have a
variety of zany outfits (many of them dresses), a pull-string that causes
him to spout one-liners and haikus at random that make you fall on your ass
laughing, and a rather large that he could
whip out at random to show to passerbys. He would also have a chair that
somebody would keep moving.
Hagen (Ratfink) - one of the coolest action figures on the market, the Hagen
figure would be eternally jovial and cartoonesque. He would come with a
book that he wrote - "Translating SlappySpeak Into English" (unfortunately,
nobody would be able to read it. ;)
And then there would be *special* sets to buy: Aleck and Thessaly, Gagfish
and parijati, SHARPTOOTH and tumBLEweED, etc. Though each would be
well-crafted independently, they would still be sold in pairs for mass
consumption.
Ok, I'm done being silly now. If anybody wants to add onto this bit of
nonsense and turn it into a thread feel free. (Make an action figure out of
me that will touch on all of my negative points if you want. ;)
Disclaimer: I wrote this all in good fun. If anybody was offended, it was
not my intention and I apologize in advance. If you liked it, I'm glad that
I made you smile. =)
tina:
LOL. pert plus boy. *tina hides*. hey, how about a special edition chico and
the man dolls? that would be amusing. =D
Erika (the chicken killer) - this punky little gothed-out Barbie doll would
come equipped with a camera (which you can't point at her, because she will
then refuse to smile), boots with 297 holes each, and a Jack Off Jill
t-shirt (but if she misbehaves, she also comes with a Ramones t-shirt that
you can force her to wear.)
you forgot her ever present signs! she should come w/ at *LEAST* two
different signs: one that says "kill the chickens" and uh.....something else. =D
Jay (Dark One) - the Darkest of all of us will (of course) come with all of
his amazing list shirts and twenty shelves filled with toys (Spawn
included.) He will also have a wonderful bright smile even bigger than the
fake plastic one that most Ken dolls have.
no, he should come covered up to the neck in spawn toys. TONZ of spawn toys.
no, like a WAREHOUSE of spawn toys.
tina brown (Sara Lee/Nancyboy) - will be dressed from head to toe in black
(just to prove how goth she is.) Her accessories are a soapbox (to stand on
when she wants to make a point), a which you can slap on her face when
she wins an argument, a tiara (not goth, but she needs it to be Princess of
the Universe =), and a rhino with a supply of carrots (no explanation - ask
tina. >=)
actually, i'm so goth, i don't have to prove it. people just KNOW. as for
the that can be slapped on whenever i take a cheap shot at marilyn, or
whenever i'm taking a picture or whenever i'm speaking of fair joik. =D but
you forgot to mention the limited special edition MEGA GOTH (the super hero
form of tina, complete w/ glow in the dark demon eyes and spawn's cape (oh
yes! it will be mine! mauahahhahaaa!)) there's also the raspuTINA edition
that comes complete w/ cello and corset. =D (hey, couldn't resist)
as for the rhino and carrots, that comes w/ the JOIK action figure:
joik - comes complete w/ a warddrobe so you can change him from schoolboy
joik, to fashion model joik, to goth joik (we all know you wanna be goth)to
nation of fear joik. accessories include:
a portable zoo complete w/ happy action rhino and carrots so that you too
can watch the boy/rhino love.
(they're not called action figures for nothing!) *innocent smile*
JoiK:
you forgot her ever present signs! she should come w/ at *LEAST* two
different signs: one that says "kill the chickens" and uh.....something
else. =D
the other one should say "GABBA GABBA HEY!" or "HEY HO, LET'S GO!" (I'll
let Erika explain this one.)
actually, i'm so goth, i don't have to prove it. people just KNOW.
oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the original tina is a whitegirl doll, but
she comes with lots of black makeup that you can apply to her skin to make
her look even more goth.
as for
the that can be slapped on whenever i take a cheap shot at marilyn, or
whenever i'm taking a picture or whenever i'm speaking of fair joik. =D
And she still won't marry me. =~( Maybe if I tried drooling like Twiggy
(tina's favorite) she would change her mind. >=)
but
you forgot to mention the limited special edition MEGA GOTH (the super hero
form of tina, complete w/ glow in the dark demon eyes and spawn's cape (oh
yes! it will be mine! mauahahhahaaa!))
/me looks at tina.
I thought you said you've never touched drugs... ;)
Oh, and you forgot to mention tina the Nun, who comes complete with a habit
and a large cross for beating altar boys who won't let tina molest them
(yes, all versions of tina are violent. ;)
as for the rhino and carrots, that comes w/ the JOIK action figure:
joik - comes complete w/ a warddrobe so you can change him from schoolboy
joik, to fashion model joik, to goth joik (we all know you wanna be goth)
I only wish that someday I could be as goth as you, tina.
to nation of fear joik. accessories include:
yay! =)
a portable zoo complete w/ happy action rhino and carrots so that you too
can watch the boy/rhino love.
/me chants "TINA IS PHALLOCENTRIC! TINA IS PHALLOCENTRIC!"
(they're not called action figures for nothing!) *innocent smile*
What kind of action do you use yours for? ;)
Mistress Phoenix:
Jay (Dark One) - the Darkest of all of us will (of course) come with all of
his amazing list shirts and twenty shelves filled with toys (Spawn
included.) He will also have a wonderful bright smile even bigger than the
fake plastic one that most Ken dolls have.
yes...dark one has such a pretty smile....
Don't forget the Hoodoo doll, that comes wearing a "Twiggy's Chicken Farm"
jumper and matches as accessories ;)
tina brown (Sara Lee/Nancyboy) - will be dressed from head to toe in black
(just to prove how goth she is.)
also comes with a jar of black makeup =)
Dead Soul - this little Candian wonder will come equipped with 70's-style
"Shaft" attire, a pimp cane, and the world's largest collection of
pornography (rivaled only by the djbluE doll's collection.)
yeah...I want a DJ Blue doll!!! It can be anatomically correct and able to
j/o....
rudolf - instead of an action figure, rudy would have to be a lovable teddy
bear. He would come with a tape recorder in his back (a la Teddy Ruxpin) to
play bootlegs (especially live versions of Tourniquet from 1995), and a box
of peeps handy at all times.
also comes with the beautiful kelley doll...and her dog cody =)
justin (Tino Fetus) - would be off at Squeeze, so we wouldn't be able to
make a toy out of him (too bad, I'd like to see an action figure with
electrical tape over its' nipples...)
*pout* I wanted to molest the justin doll too...I guess I will have to
molest the JoiK doll instead ;)
Phoenix - would be dressed in domination gear in order to drive away people
asking her for Tori Amos's autograph. She would also have a riding crop for
beating some sense into skankgrrl. ;)
YEAH!!! I'd also have an "INSANE" stamp on my hand (a la Homer Simpson),
and I come with some Drain CDs and a zarf
(ooohh...hope no one takes that last part out of context ;)
I have some more doll ideas:
The Demongrrl doll: which has a string in the back and when you pull it
she says "lkdogkjosdighosdjgposdjgojdsg....MIKE DUDA!!!!!!" =)
the oKevVL and Slavemonkey COCK set: come with synths, computers, MPEG
recording technology, and yes, a large COCK
CindyBob doll: comes with pm5k everything
Jim/Sig Nothing doll: every five minutes says "BILE!!!!" but won't talk
in the presence of other dolls ;)
Hahhhaaa....maybe we could have list ppl gigapets too (tho i hate those
things) "oh fuck...phoenix is unhappy, what should we do?" "umm....find
zim zum" "oh it worked!!! she's rilly happy now!!"
Tyler:
I don't merit a toy? :-P
The Tyler action figure would have a non-removable eyebrow ring,
removable glasses, and short obviously dyed blonde hair. He'd wear big
baggy light tan corduroys, an old-skool list shirt (the one with the
spooky tree), and black low-cut Converse. Various accessories would
include a many tiny safety pins, Play-Doh, a sledgehammer and an old
drier, an acoustic guitar with a Chemical Brothers sticker on it, and a
urine specimen bottle. Repaints would have me with blonde hair with blue
tips and wearing a purple maternity dress (this model would come with a
motorcycle). I'd also have to have a River Exploration playset (somplete
with drownable tourists) and a Tyler-as-Socrates playset (with stoned
hippies with nodding heads). *grin*
Yelena:
i don't get a toy! :(
well, my toy would have a 1920's outfit. smth a la clara bow. or louise
brooks ( i know i spelled it wrong). of course, she'd have to look pretty
apathetic.
accessories: a couch (cuz i'm a vegetable) and a phrase book of anti-goth
comments. oh, and eve salvail on a chain. i guess she'd have to be chained
to the couch. hehe...i'm getting ideas now...gotta go :)
Yr Friend 5:
And I just have to jump in on this thread-
Since none of you know what I look like, the Five doll is just a #5
birthday candle. ;)
coyote:
The Muses Formerly Known As Planetcom - would be radiant and wonderful
(hell, coyote could probably make these figures herself.)
And I was already thinking of how quickly I could turn a Zim Zum figure
into Daisy.. (Yes, I'm yet another one who bought a Freak so I could Mansonize
it at some point...)
The EVB doll... would be off with Pat Briggs. ;)
Yr VERY evil. I suppose I'd have to make the auxilary Pat Briggs
and friends set to keep the EVB doll company.. (Now I'm off wondering what would be
in the Psychotica playset; the band, the whole Squeeze Box gang, and a few ducks?)
Mog - would be in Australia and therefore his action figure would not be out
>until after all of the American dolls had been out for over six months
And, being from overseas, his packaging would be significantly different,
so he'd be a must-have for all the people into mint-on-card...
And then there would be *special* sets to buy: Aleck and Thessaly, Gagfish
and parijati, SHARPTOOTH and tumBLEweED, etc.
Oh, I think that last one is already a discontinued set--instant collectors
item.. I understand they're packaging the SHARPTOOTH doll seperately now.
(Hey--can me and angelynx be a special set? Pleeze? =)
Plus, we'd have the Regina action figure, with special glitter-throwing spring
actioned arm. This one is packaged free with each twelve pack of Surge for a
limited time; it is, of course, dressed in sequins...
The Klyph figure (who sez "I really AM a doctor!" when you push the red
button); comes with special disguise black fright wig, and assorted little
candy pills in his black bag >=)
Grim Jack:<======the post that strated this whole page..
Damn if this didnt make me laugh my ass off!!!!! That kicked ass, i think we
need to continue this list of action figures and post them on the net, new
spooks that join would of course be series 2 collection =)
Heidi:
Can I have a toy too, pretty please? Mine would have jeans and a black
t-shirt and bare feet (I run around everywhere without shoes, he he) and
a big glass of iced tea and a backpack full of books, CD's and my magic
8 ball. And the doll would talk to itself all the time (because I
always have the best conversations with myself). And then you need the
Heidi spaztic series: it just sits there for days on end, then suddenly
starts jabbering and jumping around like a maniac. And then my accesory
pack would come with dolls of the rest of my family with a big sign that
says "We love Twiggy, it's a genetic thing". OK, I'm done now, I'll go
back to being my quiet self.
Dogma:
What the Hell, I'll help this thread.
I think the Night Angel doll would come equipped with ticket stubbs and
airline tickets for a cross-country trip,
extra barrier-spot-getting tips book, and a special GN'R/Manson t-shirt.
Scarecrow could come dressed all in black, also with the book I mentioned
with Night Angel.
Also with an "I'm a Helmet fan on the list, the few the proud baby!!" shirt.
Now, me, Dogma. I'd be head to toe in black, the smallest of all the dolls
(maybe), complete with a Pantera t-shirt,
hair that changes length (those of you who saw me in Hamilton may not
recognize me now), and a pull-string that spouts out snappy remarks at
Manson bashers. If you want an example, I played with one on Saturday.
Someone made a nasty comment about my Manson shirt, and proceeded to ask me
where the soda was (this is in a Grocery store). I told her it was be the
goat and alter. Hey, I get bored.
ThreeSixNine:
Damn, you guys know those dolls that have the hair that you could cut and
it grows out? I'd be that doll, except every time you cut my hair it would
stay that length, none of this growing out shit. And changeable hair color,
like mood rings. Mood Hair! That's me. And lots of shoes, heels, tennis
shoes, shiny purple docs, kick-ass steel-toe combat bitch boots. Nail
polish that is changeable, like, every other day. Jeans, permanent mascara
(since I haven't figured out how to remove waterproof yet), and an
assortment of looks. Oh yeah, and the attached-at-the-hip boyfriend doll
with long hair. Pull his string and he says, "I'm sorry." Yeah, that's my
doll.
angelynx:
The other things the angelynx doll needs are (a) a built-in intravenous
jack for mainlining coffee (b) an alternate Goth outfit (for when she reverts
to her pre-Manson identity, Paula-Isabelle) (c) a bulk stapler (d) an assortment
of pre-recorded explanations of paganism and Satanism. These can not only be
delivered to any of the List Foes Playset [TM] dolls but also to the Clueless
List Extras dolls, such as Denny's waitresses, gas station attendants,
motel managers...
oh, and should also come with both glasses & contact lenses. =)
Slave Angel:
ok I think I deserve a dolly as well
alltho spawn did already release a rather excellent version of me ;)
I need to change a few things .. first The hair, it needs to change
colour every 2 weeks , and have that lovely dark regrowth just coming
through,
clothing , hmm .. my black pettycoats and a pair of stockings, my purple
docs, that about does it, except ill have my wardrobe of coats to
accessorize, fake furs , vinyl, rubber..
oh I'll have to have my back pack full of important stuff, my camera,
sketch book, CD's, diskettes, ciggies, simpson shaped macaroni cheese...
and of course being an Aussie, not only have different packaging, but
will also have limited edition collectors cards, and a discount on any
accessory product for the figure, and a competition to enter, where you
get to meet all the creators of the toys in the hollywood set of, spooky
kids:the flim :) it will also be worth just as much out of its
packaging as in, in ten years time ;)
ok thats all ;)
Persephone Leanne:
okay ive decided to jump on the bandwagon esp. since 90% of you dont
know who the hell i am. now this is great.....i would definately use my
online name since i dont think anyone would take the "barbie doll" spook
seriously (yes thats my name shut up!). so the persephone doll
hmmm...well i would definately be the only one not wearing black. lets
see- wow this is going to be no fun i look too plain. oh well. id be
wearing an old polyester wendys shirt and my favorite fucked up jeans
with an 80's tape case covered in mm and clockwork orange picture and
filled with my NEW pm5k cd and portrait.and of course you could also buy
my accesories...hail ceaser and north shore (if you dont know what those
are then youre a loser..j/k) that was no fun...damn! why cant i look
kewl like everyone else? :)
rev. infidel:
the rev.infidel doll is an empty box, with a folded printout of the t-shirt
list taped to the back. since that's all that anyone's seen of me...
LuvUPogo:
the alawna doll: has pink hair, and an assortment of hair dyes so you can
keep changing the color. Also has a Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox full of
valentines for the other dolls :)
And, for a limited time only, the Alawna dawl comes equipped with a special
Alana's Jail Cell--er, Bedroom Playset...But a warning to the kiddies, once
you put her in it, it will take extreme measures and AAA batteries to get her
back out.
Mistress Phoenix:
You forgot about the GothNaziNun edition of the Tina figure...She needs to
have a black (Really black!) flowing habit....she could also include boxing
gloves....hey better yet, just make one of those boxing nun hand puppet
things with tina's face....heh...i'd buy one....
LOL....we also have to have the 'floating head' edition tina, cuz you know
she has no body...she's just a floating head!!
I think we need a dust doll too...he can come dressed in a nurse's outfit
and a tape of 'Nachos' =)
Justin (Tinofetus):
even tho im at squeeze, i think i still need a decription of what ill be
wearing.
right? :)
well, ill have real life plastic hair. since my hair seems to feel like that
barbie hair anyway...and um...non-removable red and black eyeliner....but i
know, ill have my removable eyebrows...hahaha. those seem to disappear every
so often. ;) hehe.
and, um...ill be in my black polyester pants, and some short sleeve tight
shirt, um...a a red one. and um, my doc martens.
my repaint. short leather shorts. black fishnet thigh-highs...garter
belts. and a sheer looking shirt thingie.... shit, didnt i just describe Zim
Zum? nahhh, he doesnt have the fishnets... so, =P
Scarecrow:
I think the Night Angel doll would come equipped with ticket stubbs and
airline tickets for a cross-country trip,
extra barrier-spot-getting tips book, and a special GN'R/Manson t-shirt.
Plus a log book to keep track of how many thousands of miles she's travelled
to see MM, and a pull-cord that yells nasty things at assholes in the crowd :)
Scarecrow could come dressed all in black, also with the book I mentioned
with Night Angel.
Also with an "I'm a Helmet fan on the list, the few the proud baby!!" shirt.
ROTFL!! Damn straight! My movable action thing would be to curl up on the
barricade and protect my head against idiot crowdsurfers. Pull-cord would
also yell things about idiot crowdsurfers :)
Now, me, Dogma. I'd be head to toe in black, the smallest of all the dolls
(maybe), complete with a Pantera t-shirt,
Alternate wardrobe would be the Helmet shirt described above :)
There'd also have to be a Wormwood doll... tall blonde figure garbed
entirely in black, armed with a big glass of lemonade, and MM flyers with
which to educate everyone in Wisconsin and Minnesota. Her weapon would be
an industrial foam gun, and nine times out of ten, pulling on the
pull-string would result in... silence. :)
What about enemies of Spooky Kids?? There could be a Skank Girl figure, a
Tape Boy (hehehe, you could have fun with that one), evil security guards...
Mistress Phoenix:
thee odd doll: comes with an asssortment of towels
the jeff davis doll: comes with a car that has 65654654 miles on it from
driving to MM shows (maybe Pcom should have one of these too)
the alawna doll: has pink hair, and an assortment of hair dyes so you can
keep changing the color. Also has a Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox full of
valentines for the other dolls :)
the choklit doll: has JOJ everything of course...i think there should be
a special edition choklit doll...made out of choklit!! (maybe it's just
wishful thinking on my part)
Heidi:
What about enemies of Spooky Kids?? There could be a Skank Girl figure, a
Tape Boy (hehehe, you could have fun with that one), evil security guards...
*laughs* we could have lots of fun with *this* one. Lets see, how about
the angry parent, complete with handcuffs (for preventing any
unauthorized concert attendances). And of course the local religious
leader, with bible, pamplets from the AFA, and candles. And the crowd
surfer figure, with lots of spikes and heavy boots (the better to kick
spooks in the head with). And the clueless kid action figure, you pull
the string on his back and he says stuff like "Marilyn Manson is a fag"
"Marilyn Manson worships the devil" and the ever-present "Is it true he
had his ribs removed so he can suck himself?" Oh oh oh!! and how could
I forget, the Rosie action figure, with big anti-marilyn signs and lots
of pictures of Tom Cruise, and her weapon is her koosh ball launcher,
and when you pull the string on her back she says "how could they do
that to that sweet little Eurythmics song?" OK, I think I'll stop now.
Perry/lipstick:
Even though none of you know what I look like, I could be "The Figure You'll
Never See". I would come with a big ol' Akira shirt (Sandman shirt for
varient), and a pullstring that would yell senseless words like "GrrrBean!",
"kAkUkAwE", and "Godiva CHiVES". (Don't ask.)
Pinz&Needles:
Hey What about me!
Allright well
The Pinz Doll
Complete with her black JNCO's a variety of T-shirts, gunmetal
doc's,green spiked collar,necklaces,rings,jelly braclets....that peeps
like to take from her so she has a ton....For the hot days some kick ass
tights and 20 eyelit doc's and shorts.......and when she feels the need
her gunmetal vynl pants with the straps on the back and one of her three
kick ass coats. and her lunchbox with all kinds of shit in it...even
pics of Hoodoo,Darkone,and Lizmar.=)
Also Sold seperatley her Little Grey piece of Crap Bronco that gets her
to all those concerts.=) Complete with a case of Mt.Dew to keep her
awake so she can get home!
Molekh:
The Molekh doll was discontinued before actual production.
Mistress Phoenix:
One accessory we MUST have for the list toys: the Spookykids Warshipping
set!!! Can be played with 2, 3, 4 players or the whole list!!
Also available:
The Irresponsible Hat: let the IH take over the minds of your Spooky
dolls
The Space Chickens: To terrorize your Spooky Dolls
Mini-laptops: so your SK dolls can keep in touch with your friends' dolls
The Great Hoodoo (tm)--not the pyromaniac, but his beloved truck!! For use
with the Dark One and Hoodoo dolls..
The SK tour bus: a big black bus (heheh) for picking up car-less Spooks
and taking them to shows
You know how Barbie's got a bunch of dream houses? well spooks have:
THE SPOOKY MOTEL 666: complete with bad pr0n, Motel 666 shirts, itty bitty
soaps and shampoo bottles and a sign that says "Motel 666 Welcomes the
Spookykids" and plenty of pixi stix, fire extinguishers (we'll need em)
and tape recorders to log all the insane conversations (where has Derek
been anyway?) Spooky dolls not included.
DarkeOne:
The Great Hoodoo (tm)--not the pyromaniac, but his beloved truck!! For use
with the Dark One and Hoodoo dolls..
yep yep... good Spooky Kid vehicle to have... although it now just goes by
"HooDoo" as the wicked vinyl sticker across the front windshield suggests...
and it is a mighty awesome travelling-to-shows big ole yellow Bronco...
tripped out & stellar... and i can't believe i have to speak on HooDoo's
behalf... where the F is he anyway?
i was also thinking of including an Aidsclown Jr figure in the first
series... that would be TSKFKACC... Jason... comes w/a little leather jacket
covered in autographs... and numerous HuG & L7 CDs... but mainly i want this
figure cuz my figure wants to drive the car that comes with it... that would
be the one that has "Suicide Snowman" slapped across the back of it... then
we could shove as many SK figures into it and make the car do donuts in
K-mart playset parking lot =)
Steve/ Twiggy:
OHMIGAWD, we totally forgot something:
A refurbished multicolored funky VW Bus known as the Misery Machine. How
dare we be on Grimmies list and not even pay tribute to the one who has
done the most for us all! They gotta have a misery machine to ride in!!!!
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