THE ANTI-SENSHI

Hi, this is a Marilyn Manson related story. It's pretty funny. It's sort of a
"Sailor Moon is Marilyn Manson story".  (i helped with the "cats" hehe)

~Lacey~


						


(Deep into the hart of the Megaverse Empire, Queen Beryal, errrrrrr..... King
Renzor was sitting at his throne staring daggers at his subjects, the
Renzornites)

Renzor: Fools! Rejects! Disgraceful Shrews! How am I ever going to steal all
the energy from the planet Earth to offer to our master King Metallica if we
can't get at those Anti-Senshi?!
Renzornites: ::chirped, in unison:: Sorry Master!
Renzor: Ugh. Disgraceful! Kedite! Report!
Kedite: ::meekly:: Well master, I have a plan to steal all of the energy from
the planet earth so that Queen Metallia, uhhhhh..... King Metallica can come
forth.
Renzor: Go on....
Kedite: It's called the U.D or Ultimate Destroyer. It will suck them dry, I
asure you.
Renzor: Good. Send it to earth and we'll find out.

(In a L.A. studio on Earth, the human forms of the Anti-Senshi are hanging
out. Ginger is sitting on the window sill reading John Lennon's book: "In His
Own Write". Pogo is sitting on a table flicking a lighter on and off. Zimmy is
sitting in front of the t.v. playing a video game, and Twiggy is standing in
front of the wall, which has row apon row of nail polish, trying to pick out a
color. Daisy and Sarah are sitting in chairs staring intently at
the door. They both have cardboard "cat ear" cut outs gluesticked to headbands
on their heads. Daisy is wearing white ones, Sarah black. Both have gold
crescent moon stickers on their forheads.)

Sarah: He's never this late! Something's wrong!
Daisy: Oh can it Lun..... uhhhhh.... Sarah. I'm sure he's okay.
Zimmy: Awe come on you peice of crap! I made it to the ledge! I didn't fall
in! I made it! You can't say I didn't make it! ::he jumps up and throws the
controler to the ground::
Ginger: Oh come on, Zim! It's just a game!
Zimmy: ::turns to glare at Ginger:: But I made it! I swear I did!
Twiggy: Oh come on guyz! Please quit arguing! Now, which color works? Light
pink or powder pink? ::he holds up 2 bottels of vertually the same color
pink::

(Suddenly Manson walks into the room, trying to open a bag of chips from the
vending machine outside. He has shoved the door to hard and it hits the
oposite wall with a loud BANG!)

Sarah: Took you long enough.......
Zimmy: Ohhhhhhh man! You freak! I was so close! But you banging the stupid
door made me lose my consentration and die! Now I have to do it again!
Manson: Whatever. Someone open these for me! ::he holds out the bag of chips::
Ginger: ::stands up and grabs the chips from Manson. He pulls them open, and
then hands it back to him::

(Then, Twiggy's cute little pink bunny compact, which is laying on the table
top next to Pogo, starts beeping)

Pogo: What the heck?! ::in his fright he tumbles off the table:: Omph!
Manson: ::snickers:: 
Ginger: ::walks over and pulls Pogo to his feet:: U alright?
Pogo: Yeah. I'm fine. What was that?
Daisy: The compact, reject. Something's up.
Twiggy: ::hopefully:: Do we get to transform?
Sarah: Duh!
Manson: Must we?
Twiggy: Henshin Anti-Senshi!

(Everyone but Manson, Daisy and Sarah pull out ball-point pens from their
pockets and hold them to the celing. Then they shout out their transformation
phrases.)

Twiggy: Bass Power! ::pink ribbons flow out from his pen, and soon Sailor
Twiggy stands there with a cute grin, dressed in a pink dress, fishnet
stockings, and tall black boots. Cute little pink gloves cover his hands to
his wrists.
Pogo: Keyboard Power! ::red light engulphs him and next thing you know, Sailor
Pogo appears, wearing a black turtle neck covered in a red teeshirt, black
pants and bright red tall boots::
Zimmy: Guitar Power! ::blue lights flash around him, and soon Sailor Zimmy
takes Zim's place. He is dressed in a blue fishnet shirt, black leather pants,
and tall bright blue boots. Streaks of blue appear in his hair::
Ginger: Drum Power! ::green streaks of light wrap around him, and soon Sailor
Ginger appears, dressed in a green teeshirt, black pants, a black vest open in
the front, and a pair of bright green tall boots::

Twiggy: I am the Senshi of of cuteness, Sailor Twiggy!
Pogo: I'm the Senshi of bordom and fire, Sailor Pogo.
Zimmy: I'm Sailor Zimmy, controler of anger and lighning! 
Ginger: And, last but not least, the Senshi of water and thought, Sailor
Ginger!

Manson: I really don't have a choice now, do I?
Twiggy, Pogo, Zimmy, and Ginger: Nope!
Manson: Ugh. ::he shakes his head, then holds his hand up and mutters 'Manson
Power'::

Nothing happens. The others stand around trying not to laugh.

Manson: ::with an embarrised smile to the audience, he dashes off stage and
grabs the guy who is supposed to be doing the backrounds, and who is really
reading a magazine, and shakes him::
Manson: Freak! Where the heck is the backround?! Dang inturns! Any more crap
from you and I'm sending you back to the White House, understand?!
B.R. Guy: ::meekly:: uh.... yes sir. ::he pulls out his little control panel,
and pushes the button. the backround changes to Manson's transformation
backround::

Manson: ::stomps back on stage and says in a *really* ticked off voice::
Manson Power! ::black lights (literally) flash around him and soon Sailor
Manson appears, dressed exactly how he was in Smells Like Childern, ecsept for
a black tiara on his forhead (think the *real* sailor senshi)::

Manson: I am Sailor Manson, yada yada yada.... we've all heard this before...
can we go?
Daisy: Yeah. ::looks to Twiggy:: Where is the Renzornite?
Twiggy: ::grabs his compact, opens it, and looks at the map of L.A:: Uhhh....
it's at Grifith Park, Artim..... errrrr..... Daisy.
Ginger: Let's teleport!

Manson, Twiggy, Pogo, Zimmy, Ginger, Daisy and Sarah: Senshi Teleport! 

(The Anti-Senshi appear in Grifith park seconds later to find the U.D. trying
to suck the life force out of people in the park.)

Ginger: Pathetic! You'd really think by now Renzor would send someone decent
to attack us!
Manson: Must you rember this IS Renzor we're talking about?
Ginger: True.
Sarah: Awe quit flapping your gums and beat the thing! You're booked to go
visit the MM/Spooky Kids board members today in 10 min! Move it, move it!
Twiggy: Pitiful..... ah well. Let's go!

Twiggy: Bass Beam Smash! ::he quickly strums his bass, and the sound waves
smash into the U.D., stunning it, and letting it know the Anti-Senshi were
near::
Ginger: Sonic Symbols Blast! ::Ginger grabs a pair of symbols and crashes them
together, and the sonic boom causes the U.D. to cover it's ears in pain.
U.D.: ::in a robot voice:: You stu-pid sen-sh-i. You can-no-t be-at Ren-zor!
Ginger: Like I said. Pathetic!
Pogo: Keyboard Scales Ignite! ::he quickly plays the scales on his
guitar/keyboard thing. The soundwaves fly tward the U.D., and burn it's right
side::
U.D.: AHHHHHH-hhhhhhhhhhh! No-w you wi-ll pa-y weak-ling-s! ::he pulls out a
long sword and swings it. the blade leaves a trail of light, and it blasts
Pogo, Ginger, and Twigy, who fall to the ground dazed::

Zimmy: Lighting Guitar Crash! ::he throws his guitar at the U.D. and it turns
into a lightning beam, and it electricutes it. it falls to the ground,
smoking::

Manson: That was it?! I could have done that!
Zimmy: Jealous?
Manson: ::mutters:: Hardly.

(Then, the backup generator in the U.D. kicks in, and it stands back up, and
blasts Zimmy, who crumples to the ground::

Manson: ::glares at the U.D.:: Now that was just plain STUPID!
Manson: Tiara Thingie Magic! ::he pulls his tiara off and throws it at the
U.D. It hits it in the middle, and the thing blows up::

(Back in the Megaverse.....)

Metallica: Renzor!!!! To make the U.D. took lots of energy, and we only got
back a fraction of that! Do you really think that is acseptable?!
Renzor: Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Metallica: IF... howerver, you get your hands on the Anti-Crystal. That is
another matter. We still have to locate it! Do you realise that finding that
Cyrstal our power would encrase athousand fold?!
Renzor: Yes--
Metallica: We will make a homing crystal to find the peices of the Anti-
Crystal, which was broken when the Anti-Senshi entered the Earth's atmosphere!
4 of our most powerful warriors are contained in the peices!
Renzor: Very well......

(Black curtins fall across the screen..... and the cute little music plays)

THE END!