Cake And Volleys
by Evil Zombie
24 Aug 1995:
Singer of rock band Marilyn Manson, Mr. Manson has decided to broaden his
horizons by becoming a pro-tennis player. Another interesting side note is
that guitarest Daisy Berkowitz and drummer Ginger Fish both professed their
love for a mysterious "Zombie" who's only comment was "who can blame them?"
Here is a sample song from the next cd, Portrait of An American Tennis
Player, Cake and Volley's.
I am the god of forehand, I am the god of forehand
Tennis balls sold in quanity, herded by company
Upper-class-bitchy-midwestmind, "who said tennis isn't kind?"
Tennis magizine, evaluation
Whats this, "time for segragation"
Backhand, backhand facination, too much oral defication
Snobs get down on your knees, time for cake and volleys
Time for cake and volleys
(I am the god of forehand, I am the god of forehand)
Le Coq shirts and sunscrean, tennis balls fucked by plastic strings
Racquet in hand and face on screan, who said Martina Navartolova was ever
clean?
Tennis skirt round anglo-waste, putting tennis players in their place
Yeah right, great if your so good, explain the skid burns on your knees
Snobs get down on your knees, time for cake and volleys
Time for cake and volleys
Ball fucker!
Snobs get down on your knees, time for cake and volleys
Time for cake and volleys
as one could tell, tennis camp had really gotten to poor Zombie by this point...
