Mosh-For-Jesus reported:
CNN Headline News -- 01/05/1998

ONE MILLION CHICKENS NEEDLESSLY SLAUGHTERED
Satanic Rock Band 'Marilyn Manson' is to blame

(PHOTO: caption--"Health worker in Manson T-shirt slits throat of chicken")

HONG KONG (CNN) -- In response to escalating protests by poultry workers during the past several days, health authorities in Hong Kong have admitted the mass chicken slaughter was unnecessary. "It was all a grievous mistake!" said Hong Kong leader, Dung Hee-Haa, who ordered government employees to slit the throats of the nation's 1.3 million chickens last week, allegedly to prevent the spread of bird flu virus. Hong Kong health officials have received much criticism for this sudden decision from an outraged public given no warning of the impending action.

An explanation came to light late last week during a routine security check of the Hong Kong government's office computers. Several backmasked music clips of the satanic rock band 'Marilyn Manson' were discovered in Dung Hee-Ha's Internet Explorer cache file. When played backwards, orders to "KILL THE CHICKENS" are repeated continuously. Security authorities have placed the blame for this incident on controversial rock star Marilyn Manson, claiming he influenced Hong Kong leader Dung Hee-Ha via diabolic mind control.

On December 30, the following day after this momentous discovery in Hong Kong, China clamped down new controls on the Internet, stating that drastic measures were "necessary to prevent the spread of harmful information, computer hacking, and viruses." Asked if this action was in direct response to the threat posed by the spread of Marilyn Manson propaganda via the internet, Chinese authorites had no comment.
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If you want to see the photo and you can't find it on CNN ;) it's also posted here: http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/Union/4089/chickens.html

coyote:
Well, I dunno about everyone else, but we here had already been speculating about the connection between the chicken flu, and the Manson flu....

Maybe the Manson flu is the antidote for the chicken flu, and with MM not touring right now, our nemesi (remember, that's a plural, like Jesi) the villainous Space Chickens are plotting the overthrow of the world via their germs EVEN NOW???

Candice Taylor Green:
That's the Reticulans who are plotting the overthrow of the world. Not the Space Chickens. We have no germs. The "Chicken Flu." was all an elaborate plan, devised to cause and justify the mass destruction and fear of Chickens. And for the record, the Space Chickens are not your nemesi, nor are we villainous.

coyote:
This could be the coverup story from Hong Kong, and they're really in league with the Space Chickens.... The may have already conquored Hong Kong!

Candice Taylor Green:
We HAD conquered Hong Kong, but now the Reticulans have regained control. They had hybrids working in every factory, adding Powdered Cornnuts to each product manufactured there. The Space Chickens managed to put a stop to this for several months, but now there are no Chickens left to prevent them from continuing as before.

coyote:
Maybe our very own chicken/cabbage hybrid has some insight on this potentially dangerous situation...... (but--can we trust her? Do we know what side she's on?)

Candice Taylor Green:
Can you trust me? Of course!


And what side am I on? The side of the future existance of Humanity. What side are YOU on? You're not with the Reticulans, are you?

The Reticulans are getting serious now.

What are we to do? The end of the world is coming... We Chickens feel powerless to stop it.

But there is new hope. Marilyn Manson may not be as evil as originally suspected. There is a posibility that he is just PRETENDING to be under Reticulan influence. We know that for a time he actually WAS under complete Reticulan control (and that took a LONG time for them to accomplish!), but we no longer believe this to be the case. Somehow, he has become stronger than the power of the messages transmitted to him via the Cornnuts. While ACS IS in fact evil, music released any time AFTER that is not. The message transmitted by the new music remains virtually unchanged to escape notice by the Reticulans, but somehow it is different enough to effectively neutralize the psychic message found in ACS! I'm hoping that the next album will not only neutralize previous messages, but actually send new ones that are the opposite of the old ones!

And perhaps with Manson on our side, we can learn more details about the Reticulan's evil plan, and be better able to stop it! And maybe we'll find out just exactly what it is that enables him to resist the power of the Cornnuts!