Aleck is Possessed by the KornNuts...
Zippo: Oh, SHE gets to visit different servers while I'm stuck in the
same vat. Hey, while we're at it, run the program that makes me go to 30
MM shows a tour. PLEASE!!
angelynx:
Um, Zippo, the 30 shows are just the carrot on the end of the stick.
What they *really* want to know is how well the human body can hold up
to traveling hundreds of miles per week, living on roadway food and
spring water, and getting the living daylights kicked out of it by
Very Large Punks every other night while simultaneously being barraged
with spit, psychic debris and plastic bottles. With the occasional
side shock like visiting "South of the Border" or having to explain
the Church of Satan to Denny's waitresses. The shows are great, don't
get me wrong, but to the Space Chickens..oops...the Mad Scientists,
they're still just the pellet the rat gets at the end of the maze.
Oh, the diabolical horror of it all.
Aleck:
Cornuts and said no my parents and I really didn't mean to eat them really
I didn't but now they're always with me and I don't have to write and the
hunger only comes every once in a while and I'm really no danger to anyone
really I'm not just I get hungry every once in a while and have to satisfy
the hunger or it gets out of control and I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF I HAVE TO
HAVE IT IT JUST TASTES SO GOOD AND SATISFYING AND I NEED IT I NEED IT I
NEED IT I NEED IT...............
angelynx:
Aleck! Aleck, listen to me! Fight it, man! It's just the scientists
talking! Can you hear me? It's just another evil delusion they're trying
to make you accept as your own reality! If they get away with this, who
knows what they'll try next? From cannibalism and parenticide to..to...
snuff movies? sacrifice of your anal virginity and numerous internal
organs to the Space Chickens' all-powerful Nameless God on the Black
Phobian Altar?? Maybe even...running for Senator?!
Aleck! Can you hear me?! DON'T LISTEN TO THE CORNUTS!!
(but only silence answers her cry, and she commences to worry in
earnest. The Mad Scientists are more powerful than she knew...)
on to the Saga of the Plot of the Space Cabbages--see how their infernal designs concern the KornNuts and the dastardly Space Chickens!
or, you can always go bact to the posts contents page...