As usual, and not so surprisingly, I don't have a great deal of spare
time, so this will be fairly brief. I just wanted to get a few things
out before this version of the list dies in order to save myself from
having to mail 9 billion people this coming week.
In no particular order...
If I would have had the chance to read mail sooner, I'm sure I could
have prevented all the seemingly heartbroken letters coming through
as of late. I can easily get the mailing list going elsewhere if Veg
actually wants to have a life again. But, it would appear that someone
has already paid $100 to have it moved elsewhere, so I'll hold off on
doing anything for the time being. If that falls through, someone let
me know and I'll set one up.
Someone, somewhere, whether it was on IRC, the list, or wherever, took
it upon themselves to notify the world of both my affiliation (for lack
of a better word) with the tour and my "other Marilyn Manson mailing
list". So, to decrease the volume of incoming mail, especially before the
next leg of the U.S. tour, I will handle the first part right now by
letting everyone interested know that the answer is no. No, I can not
give you tickets for sold out shows, No, I can not give you free
merchandise, No, I will not send you Twiggy's used spoons or cups or
Cheez-Whiz cans, No, I can not make Marilyn call you on Tuesday at 4:15
pm, No, I can not ask the band to come to your class party, No, I can
not tell you what hotel they will be staying at next time they play
Wissiminissuaggua or wherever the hell you live, No, I can not put your
Uncle Cooter on the guest list, No No No. If you want after show passes,
my best suggestion is to either find Captain Conversation (Dum Du... er
Zim Zum), or play spot the honky. The whitest of all white dudes is the
key. Find the guy who looks like he was head of the Huey Lewis fan club
(and probably still is) and you're set.
As far as the mailing list goes, yes, we have another Manson list running
at the moment, but it is not currently set up for mass use, nor is it
open to the public. This is definitely not the list that would ever take
this one's place. It is basically only a handful of people closely
associated with the band and the tour who discuss only extremely
pertinent and important information regarding Manson. There is absolutely
no talk of (or intertest in) dreams, your school life, your home life,
the mall, your life at the mall, your mother, your problems, your
mother's problems, why your mother sucks, dragons, 311, how goth you are,
why you hate Sara Lee, how cute Daisy is, the X-Files, Sam from Different
Strokes who later went on to front Bad4Good, how everyone at your school
are a bunch of poseurs cause they all bought Manson shirts 3 days after
you did, how nobody understands you, your cyber love life, Erik Estrada,
No Doubt, hair colouring tips, where to buy clothes, lunchboxes, KoRN,
Menudo, lik-em-stix, Saved by the Bell, Snoopy Sno Cone machines, song
interpretations, cosmic predictions, or 9 page, neverending, personal
sagas about that time last summer when you ran away from home cause
your (insert parental figure here) didn't approve of your kick ass heavy
metal alternateen love partner so you hitchhiked to Jupiter and then
battled the Centurian X15 clan single handedly and stole the secret plans
for the Xygor ray that was to be used to destroy the Earth but when you
warped back home, the President demanded a government cover up so he
could take credit of your work so you had to kill 7800 secret service
agents with a spud gun and then swim to Antartica where you died upon
arrival but were brought back to life by a pack of polar bears whom you
lived with from thereon until one day you returned from fishing to find
all of them dead, killed by Boba Fett who had come looking for you in
order to claim the $10,000,000 bounty on your head, so you built a radio
out of a speak and spell and come Fresca cans and teamed up with E.T.
and Gary Coleman and blew up the Death Star and defeated the Empire and
now you live undercover as a 15 year old geek in your first year of high
school. Therefore, most of you would not be interested anyway.
More later, this is taking too long. Tour diary soon.
Drunkfux/dFx