The SpookyKids List Dictionary
2nd Edition


Antichrist Superstar-- Marilyn Manson's most popular and best-selling album; however, you're not allowed to like it. (p)

Bullshit-- word often used by new Spooky Kids members in response to a post by Jennerator.(dm)

Butcher-- 'affectionate' name for Zim Zum. Used mostly by devoted fans of TAFKA Daisy (p)

Canadia-- the country north of the United States, known for hockey, cold weather, and men who try to snatch American women. Citizens of Canadia are known as Canadans. (p)

Christian (also Xtian, Xian)-- the opposite of Marilyn Manson. (p)

Church of Satan-- an institution that must be explained repeatedly to Denny's waitresses, concerned parents, and fundamentalist protesters.(p) see Anton LaVey

Cornnuts-- known to most as a tasty snack, but to those who know better, a mind-controlling force....see Space Cabbages, Space Chickens (p)

Dayton-- shorthand for the Dayton, OH 2/14/97 show, the largest SpookyKids gathering to date, where list members ruled the barrier, appeared on "Irresponsible Hate Anthem", took over Perkins, and had food fights in room 222. (p)

demo-- a Marilyn Manson song that was recorded before their first album. Considered their 'leetest (and therefore best) material. (p)

Denny’s--mediocre resturant that is pretender to the throne of ‘official spookykids list resturant’, it gains this position by usually being the only thing in town open after one leaves the concert venue at 2AM. (c)

elite-- a state of mind where a person thinks he/she is better than everyone else, because of a bootleg/demo/shirt/autograph/nose hair he/she owns. (p)

glitter - 1. Very light-weight shiny substance known to be loved by Twiggy; 2. Regina's wardrobe.(na)

Good Lordy Jeordie! - 1. An expression of amazement adopted from some fan girl wanna-be whores at an eastern show, that was just too hilarious & stupid not to bring online. (na)

goth-- the art of wearing all black, putting on tons of makeup, acting depressed, and putting down other people to express yourself as an individual..just like everyone else. (p)

Great Hoodoo, The-- 1. character from the Lidsville TV series, and sampled in the song "Dope Hat" 2. the lists' resident dj and pyromaniac. (p)

Grim Jack-- screen name of Chico Lusby, listowner, website (the Misery Machine) and t-shirt designer, who is the only reason anyone on the list cares about the West Coast. see West Coast (p)

Hanson-- 1. pop-singing pre-teens not to be confused with "Manson." 2. the Devil's tool.(dm)

Irresponsible Hat-- a naughty hat known to control the minds of various members of Marilyn Manson and occasionally appear in the misspelled posts on the list and alt.music.marilyn-manson. (p)

LaVey, Anton-- late philosopher, friend to Manson, and founder of the Church of Satan. (p)

'leet - short for "elite". State of being too cool to like anything by MM recorded since they got a live drummer. See elite. (a)

Le shirt-- see list shirts (p)

list, the-- shorthand for the SpookyKids list. Term that will eventually frustrate your real-life friends. No matter how many mailing list you are on, this one is "the list" (p)

list shirts-- (also list exclusive shirts)--limited edition t-shirts specifically designed for the list members, in order to bring a form of unity to the list that is less objectionable than genital mutilation. (p)

LOL-- 1. slang, abbreviation for "lick our lollies" (see also: kiss my ass).(dm)

Loser FAQ-- a document issued to a Spook who commits one of the Spooky Deadly Sins and is deemed less elite than their fellow Spooks. (p)

lunchbox-- 1. the second single of POAAF. 2. a necessary Spooky accessory. (p)

Mad Scientist, The - 1. Since we're doing shameless plugs ... See the Dayton reviews site at: http://www.spots.ab.ca/~gemini/dayton.htm(na)

majordomo-- 1. a type of listserv 2. a list full of clueless Marilyn Manson fans. see Poseur. (p)

Maryland-- 1. home state to Planetcom 2. The answer to the question "what's Mr. Manson's real first name?" (p)see also Planetcom

Marylin Mason-- mythological being, which is warshipped (see: Appendix W) by many of our youth today (ie. MARYLIN MASON IS GOD!!! HAIL SATAN!!!)(dm)

Manson, Marilyn-- a band occasionally mentioned on the list between discussions on Booberry cereal, action figures and Mexican immigrants. (p)

Mari - 1. A more recent nickname some have begun to use in referrence to Marilyn Manson, the man.(na)

Maz--British shorting of Marilyn, used occasionally in reference to Mari. (c)

"me too"-- quoting an entire message and writing 'me too' at the bottom. the third deadly sin of the list (p)

midget, the-- reference to Kevin, the vertically challenged individual who appeared in the "Tourniquet" video and at the Dayton show; i.e. "those fucking midgets! fucking stupid dwarves! they're short!" see Dayton (p)

Mister Superstar Lounge Version - 1. Amazing and haunting slow version of Mr. Superstar done at Dayton & a handfull of other shows.(na)

MM&TSK-- short for Marilyn Manson and the Spookykids, similar to, but not the same as that (\/)arylin (\/)ansun band all those posers are listening to. (p)

Motel 6[66]-- the official motel chain of the SpookyKids list, favored for its cheap prices, many locations, and flame-retardant furniture. (p)

NO MM-- 1. abbreviated subject header stating no Marilyn Manson content. 2. an easy excuse to broadcast someone's personal life to a large audience of friends and Marilyn Manson fans.(dm)

one-liner-- a post that is only one line. the second deadly sin of the list. (p)

Perkins - 1. Official restaurant of the list. See alsoDenny’s. (na)

Pixi stix-- the official candy treat of the Spookykids. the large straws are also an affective weapon (p)

Planetcom-- collective term for angelynx, coyote, and EVB, named after their former ISP, so we don't have to refer to them individually all the time (who says the internet doesn't promote immediate gratification?) also known as 'the planetcom muses' (p)

podium, the-- a stage prop that was one of the highlights of the "AntiChrist Superstar" stage presentation (p)

POAAF-shorthand for Portrait of an American Family, Marilyn Manson's first album. Your favorite unless you want to be really elite and name a demo as your fave. (p)

POAAFA-- shorthand for the Portrait of an American Family Association, an organization formed to prevent Marilyn Manson shows from being cancelled, but seems to piss off other MM fans more than its supposed opponents. (p)

Pogo-- nickname for Madonna Wayne Gacy often used instead of band name because no one likes typing out the entire fucking thing.(dm)

poofy-- see POAAFA (p)

Poseur-- (also poser) a person who started listening to Marilyn Manson a week after you did. The fourth deadly sin of the list. (p)

pr0n-- 1. photo material featuring naked people (and sometimes animals), often in sexually suggestive positions. 2. the art of putting Grim Jack's head on the body of a naked fat black woman (heh-heh-heh) (p)

protester-- a person you see at a Marilyn Manson concert who isn't wearing black and goth makeup. Protesters often carry signs, tracts, or Bibles. (p)

Refur-- what must be done to TAFKA Daisy after rudy sells his hair :P (p)

Reznor, Trent-- the man behind Nine Inch Nails, owner of Nothing Records and consequently, the guy who made all the money off Marilyn Manson (p)

rumor (also rumour)-- a false statement made about Marilyn Manson that is so outrageously untrue, everyone not 'in the know' believes it (p)

Satan 1. An evil figure, who is currently incarnated in (depending on your viewpoint) Marilyn Manson, your mother, or Bill Gates. (p) 2. Regina (c)

Satin-- A fabric that Christian children are taught to fear and hate (p)

Skankgrrl-- 1. A young ugly, slutty woman seen at Midwest and Mid-Atlantic Marilyn Manson shows known to steal people's money. 2. A fictional character based on the real Skankgrrl, with her own TV show, at http://shrike.depaul.edu/~adondzil/skank.html (hey! couldn't resist the plug!) (p)

Skinnyman - 1. Tina-speak for Marilyn Manson, the man.(na)

Slappyspeak-- a term for mispelling things and not being chastized for it by your fellow Spooks (p) Synonym: Hagenspeak (c)

Smells Like Children-- 1. The EP that made Marilyn Manson somewhat mainstream. 2. A 'leet song that is better than "Kinderfeld", no matter what anyone says. (p)

Space Cabbages-- an extraterrestial vegetable believed to be trying to infiltrate Marilyn Manson and battling the Space Chickens (p)

Space Chickens-- A group of fowls battling the Space Cabbages for control of the Cornnuts (p)

Special Agent Fox Mulder. --Necessary MM cross-reference at ttp://www.oocities.org/Area51/Dimension/4361/xfiles.html>=) (a)

spooky-- 1. adjective used to describe something that is MM/MM&TSK-esque, such as "I went to the show with my spooky friends". Also can be used to describe someone from or something of the list. (p) 2. Special Agent Fox Mulder. (c)

stilts, the-- what Mr Manson walks around on during "Kinderfeld" while playing a toy flute. (p)

stupidity-- the FIRST deadly sin of both the Church of Satan and the list. (p)

Sweet Dreams-- a 'poseur's' favorite Marilyn Manson song and album. The album says "Smells Like Children" on the cover (p)

TAFKA-- 1. abbreviation for "the artist formerly known as." 2. what we use for all the shmucks M. Manson has pushed away from the band.(dm)

Tape Boy - 1. Annoying OUTDOOR crowdsurfing mansonite encountered before the 5/2/97 MM Hamilton, ONT, Canadia show, whose first word to EVERYONE was "I was on (insert a number of shows where MM appeared in person)", who was distinguished by tight pants covered entirely in black duck-tape.(na)

Trent-- see Reznor, Trent (p)

Trilogy of the Hat-- the three songs: "Dope Hat" "Irresponsible Hat Anthem" and "Pot Hat", telling the tale of the Irresponsible Hat. Written by Mr Manson and Mr Horrible (p)

Vegan-- short for "Vegan from Hell" aka Tim Adkins, former list owner whose brain is now in a jar in a laboratory somewhere. (p)

Warshipping-- A game, somewhat like Battleship, often enjoyed by the Spookykids. Most often played with Satan. (p)

West Coast--1. the home of Jennerator, The Real Carrie, Aleck, Thess, FatherTom, Liss, Persephone, YrFriend5, DJBlue, and that bitch, Jellybean =) , in addition to Grim Jack. (j) 2. Deprived side of the country MM tends to ignore while setting up tour schedules. (c)

Willy Wonka and the Choklit Factory-- "The definitive Marilyn Manson movie" according to Mr M in an interview, and favored among Spooks. (p)

withdrawal - 1. Adjective used to describe the incredible need one has to experience yet another Manson show, which appeared almost immediately after the last time you saw them, even though the number of MM shows you've been to is in the double digits. (na)



contributers: Phoenix (p), Danse Macabre (dm), Night Angel (na), Jellybean (j), Angelynx (a), coyote (c)