Doug Roark

Full name: John Douglas Roark
Age: 17 (b-day is 6/1/80)
Sex: Male
E-mail: droark@naxs.com + other backups which I'll probably never use
Web page: http://www.abol.com/users/droark/
Purpose of the web page: A shrine to Pig.
Hometown: Abingdon, VA.
Friends: Help me in displays of oddity which confuse everyone, including ourselves.
Bands I like (in no particular order): David Bowie, Orbital, Sister Machine Gun, Ruby, Pop Will Eat Itself (Can U Dig It?), Pig, KMFDM, Manson, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Download, Throbbing Gristle, and many others.
Favorite movies: None. I don't watch them often enough to have decent opinions.
Favorite books/authors: "Wheel of Time" line by Robert Jordan, William Burroughs, Tom Clancy, "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (essential reading!), Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, H.P. Lovecraft, others.
Time: Changes me, but I can't trace it. Also, there's not enough of it.
Claim to fame: Being flamed by Sascha Konietzko (KMFDM) for material on my page.
Hobbies: Worshipping the great Cthulhu, reading, keep on top of the news, writing in various formats, role playing, Magic and other card games.
Computer: 486/66 w/ 8 megs. I'll gladly accept free upgrades.
Concerts attended: Two. 1)Filter + White Zombie (2/4/96 @ Bristol, TN. You probably heard about it on eMpTyVee.) 2)Drill + Marilyn Manson (12/27/96 @ Nashville, TN.)
Sarcasm: An art most people have forgotten about.