Fuck Frankie
by tina/sara lee
i was also in the running for a role in Marilyn Manson's creation, "fuck
frankie." however, due to conflicts, i was cut out of it. but here's a
transcript of the original "fuck frankie":
- rev: say fuck frankie.
- me: HAHAHHAHAHA! YER SO FUNNY! Hey madonna, did you hear what he
said? ow! put down that cattle prod!
- rev: say it....
- me: say what?
- rev: say fuck frankie.
- me: who's frankie?????
- rev: (whips out a pic of frankie) say fuck frankie.
- me: you want me to say fuck him????? whatever! how about a "say fuck
daisy?"
- rev: say it....
- me: fuck daisy. hey madonna! cut it out with that branding iron!
- rev: say fuck frankie.
- me: um, fuck daisy?
- rev: get her out of here, she's crazy.
- me: say fuck brian?????
- rev: GIVE ME THE WHIP MADONNA! HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO CALL
ME THAT TINA?!?!?!?!
- me: say fuck sara???
(the tape turns off and the entire band beats me to a pulp. they go out
and find someone else to do "fuck frankie")
