Come have green eggs and pentagrams!
Go away!
I smell a scam!
I do not like you, Sam-I-Am,
My name is not the Son of Sam,
I hate green eggs and pentagrams.
Try them, try them! You will see.
Oh, how different you will be!
I do not like this dog called Sam,
I hate green eggs and pentagrams.
I do not want them, not at all.
Now let me watch "Headbangers' Ball".
But would you try them in L.A.,
carving Sharon Tate filet?
Or try them on the first of May
with Ashtoreth and Baphomet?
I would not try them in L.A.
I would not on the first of May.
My name is not the Son of Sam,
I hate green eggs and pentagrams.
Try them, do! I wish you would,
it's more fun to be bad than good!
In an old Wisconsin home,
from a bowl made out of bone?
Near the chocolate factory,
right upstairs in two-one-three?
I would not try them here or there,
would not try them anywhere.
I do not like you, Sam-I-Am,
I hate green eggs and pentagrams.
But you would like them on a boat,
with a priestess and a goat!
Maybe in a postal line,
ducking while the bullets whine?
Maybe on a spotlight stage,
screaming in insensate rage?
Your life is dull, your life is plain,
Green eggs would help you use your brain...
but since you don't like Sam-I-Am,
just eat one egg and I will scram.
I would not love them on a boat,
or kiss the priestess or the goat,
I would not in a postal queue,
I'd like to hear no more from you,
So if you'll truly go away
then I will do just as you say...
--I say!
I see things in a whole new way!
I like green eggs and pentagrams!
I want to be the Son of Sam!
I'll eat this egg or two or three
and then go on a shooting spree
(and maybe I will keep their heads
or nibble on them once they're dead
or make them into deviled ham...)
I will! And thank you, Sam-I-Am!
Our names are Sam and Son of Sam,
a demon taught us how to jam,
we're going to do just as we please
--we think we'll start at Mickey D's..
==angelynx==
from an idea by
++ginger zodiac++
and
**tammy faye dahmer**
(with apologies to
theodore geisel...)
