Irresponibly Late Anthem

Mr. Horrible: This is another unreleased MM song that I have dug up (in addition to Pot Hat, Irresponsible Hat Anthem, if only I had a double tape deck to dub stuff with. :( )

I am so All-American, I stretch 5 time zones wide
I'm not a vegetarian, I like to snack on camel eyes
I set the timer, I rest sublimer
I was a medieval anti-sundial elf
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Hey time clock, should I pull your switch again?
Hey time clock, you're the one who needs this card in my hand
There is a schism, call it "late-ism"
Let's just let everyone sleep and throw all your clocks out
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Sick of slaving for somebody's ticker, I know you are so am I
I wasn't born to blindly obey a ringer
I don't need to be on time
I better, better, better, better, not be late
I better, better, better not...oh well!
No time to bicker, I kicked the ticker
I'll be the idiot who won't show up on time
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