**IRRESPONSIBLE NEWBIE ANTHEM**
-by lidsville and JoiK-
i am so full of one liners, i post them all the time
i am so misinformed, I TYPE IN CAPS TO CATCH YOUR EYE
i am a bastard
.sig's a disaster
i am the idiot who won't edit his posts
flame me
hey Vegan
should i piss you off again?
hey Vegan
you were the one who put the FAQ in my hand
i spread the rumors
no sense of humor
i wore black clothing before everybody else!
flame me
everybody wants to "kill the chicken"
i know you do, so do i
i wasn't born with enough love for Twiggy
i don't need to unsubscribe
i better, better, better, better not post this
better, better, better, better not reply
i am a bastard
.sig's a disaster
i am the idiot who won't edit his posts
flame me
(chorus)