The Spooky Kids Adventures Game
by Chicken Killer
Chicken Killer here. Perhaps all you Spookies will laugh your ass off as much
as i did when i made this. While i was in Michigan on Spring Break[missed me
didn’t you?] me and my cousin got drunk and were up to all hours of the
morning/night. For some reason, we began to play his SNES. We were playing
Street Fighter 2 or something and he says to me, “You know what would be
really kewl?” i was like “What?” He goes, “If you could choose Mr. Manson as
a character.” Keep in mind we had just been watching some vids of Manson
opening up for NIN and he said, “Yeah, he could beat you with his cane.
He would kick some ass.” “Hell Yeah!” was my response. So we continued with
mapping out the entire plans for this video game. We even did the
bosses......so if you don’t care and don’t want to read then delete my
ass.....but the stuff i told coyote had her laughing[thanx!] So like any
Video Game instruction booklet......let’s start with the directions and
what-not.
THE SPOOKY KIDS ADVENTURES
Much in the fashion of The Simpsons Video Game, up to 5 people can play at
once and KICK SOME ASS!!! There are 4 Levels so far....each one ending with a
BOSS Character.
Level One: CHURCH
The Spooky Kids must travel through various churches killing all their
opponents. The background would be like you’re in a church......the level
ending in the bell tower where they fight BOSS#1, their worst enemy....well
one of ‘em......THE BIBLE. This is no ordinary Bible mind you! It’s kinda
like Mr.Potato Head in the sense that it has arms and legs, but it has a huge
mouth with fangs and green ooze etc etc .Something you’d find in a
nightmare.....but when THE BIBLE is BURNED they go to level 2....
...
Level Two: THE CLUB
The Mansons are going to play a show but instead kick some ass.<> The 2nd BOSS is another trouble
maker for the Mansons, THE CHRISTIAN COALITION. What this looks like, i don’t
know......figured it was more appropriate or easier to create than SALT LAKE
CITY, right? When TCC is destroyed....Level 3 awaits......
Level Three: OUTERSPACE {hmmmmm, where is this leading?}
Obviously one that HAD to be in here......Here the Rev. and his Circus travel
to Outerspace to fight BOSS#3......THE SPACE CHICKENS!!!! Enough said about
that.....level 4 awaits.....
Level Four: GOTHIC/FETISH FESTIVAL in EAST GERMANY @ CASTLE QUERFURT.
This prolly sounds familiar to all you Genitorturers fans[new album soon!
can’t wait!] This is the same Festival that was hosted by GEN as “Mistress of
Ceremonies” last year. To give you a hint on who BOSS#4 was, let’s see what
bands were there........Laibach, Mission, and Danzig....hmmm.....BOSS#4 is
GLENN DANZIG! Why? you ask. Well, ever since his former opening band got
naked with his bus driver he has been VERY jealous. You see Glenn secretly
wanted TONY WIGGINS so when he heard about
what he had done with Marilyn Manson.....he’s wanted to kick their ass ever
since! Oh, by the way, GLENN appears as a large midget[oxymoron much?] clad
in full rubber outfit and attempting to look scary.....he’s also got those
eyes from the ‘Cantspeak’ video........
Now the part we’ve all been waiting for....THE CHARACTERS!!!!
Mr. Manson: 3 normal moves, 2 special moves
PoGo/MWGacy: 3 normal moves, 1 special move
Twiggy: 3 normal moves, 1 kick-ass special move all you will love...[esp. the
boys!!!]
Ginger: 3 normal moves, 1 special move
Daisy: 3 normal moves, 1 special move
and for all you Old Skoolers[and esp. Sara Lee] THE SECRET CHARACTERS
These Characters are SECRET....ssshhhh don’t tell anyone....they have to be
found in order to play as them.....kinda like Smoke & Reptile etc......{all
SECRET CHARACTERS HAVE 1 MOVE ONLY!!!}
Sara Lee Lucas: Sara appears to you as if he were on FIRE......his move is,
well what Manson did to himlast March.......he carries around LIGHTER FLUID
and squirts it on his opponent and lights a match setting them a-blaze!!!!!
Gidget Gein: Although most of us never even got to see him, you have to give
him credit because he is one of the reasons why their old shit is good and he
did play on POAAF.....besides I like him and thats all that matters at this
moment.......He appears in the clothes he used to wear when he was a Spooky
Kid.....and his move is Throwing PB&JELLY SANDWICHES and the LUNCHBOXES he
carries them in!
You are now saying, “Chicken Killer, what are their moves???” Here they
are....and most funny too!
NORMAL MOVES:
Mr. Manson -
SPIT......from any distance daddy can SPIT various unknown-multi-colored
substances at his opponent blinding them and causing them to be “stunned” for
a few moments. Has the effects of MACE.*Also* he can direct his spit towards
the ground and make a large puddle causing his opponents to slip and die!!!!
MANPUSSY......just like at shows, Manson drops his panties and assumes The
Official MANPUSSY Position causing his opponent to become stunned,
drool[that’s me], or run away screaming!
CANE GRAB......when you piss him off “there’s NO going back now”. daddy takes
his cane, wraps it around your neck, and pulls you in close to continue the
torture!!![i think some of us might enjoy that too much!]
PoGo -
BEER BOTTLES......PoGo always seems to have a bottle of beer with him whether
on or off stage....so in my game he has an EVERLASTING SUPPLY of beer bottles
and he whips them at his opponents.*Also* if he is close enough he can play
“Broken Glass Against The Head Game.”
CHICKEN PARTS......since he had fun when Planetcom was there to witness
Gacy’s keyboard torment, he throws chicken parts at his opponent and since
this is The Chicken Killer’s game, they are Special Chicken Parts with
magickal powers i cannot let anyone know......
CHAIN.....Gacy takes the Chain off his keyboard stand, and uses it to beat
his opponents senseless.
Twiggy -
SCABS,GUNS,& PEANUT BUTTER......The Twigster whips out his mini-cassette
recorder and blasts S,G,&PB and stuns his opponent.*Also* if Twiggy is close
enough to his opponent, their ears begin to bleed followed by their head
exploding!!![tastee!]
WIG WRAP.......When he looks most glamourous, Twiggy’s wig extends off of his
head, wraps around his opponent, squeezing them to their bones are crushed.
Hence, the WIG WRAP!
SPINAL TAP......since he enjoys it soooo much at shows[well at least those
Anti-Christmas Cleveland Shows] Twiggy pulls this manuever, tricking his
opponent into thinking he’s down, and instead of being helped by a roadie, he
rips out his opponent’s spine, giving a whole new meaning to SPINAL TAP ‘eh?
Ginger -
DRUMSTICKS......Ginger whips out his trusty DRUMSTICKS[wood, not chicken] and
beats his opponents with them.*Also* if his opponent is very close, he can
shove his DRUMSTICKS in various BODY-OPENINGS causing great pain and *slight*
discomfort.
DEADLY LOLLI......Ginger takes his LOLLI out of his mouth and whips it at his
opponent, while it is quickly replaced by it’s twin.
CYMBALS.......Ginger grabs a few CYMBALS and throws them at his
opponent.....SPECIAL CYMBALS, mind you.....so they cut you in 1/2 like those
CD’s on Hellraiser 3.....cheesy yet effective!
Daisy -
CIGARRETTE BURN.......Daisy takes his cigarrette out of his mouth and burns
his opponent with it.*Also* if he is close enough to his opponent, he can
enjoy burning his opponents eyeballs and perhaps even their rectal cavity.
THE PANT-TY MELT.....no it’s NOT your Favorite Sandwich, that’s a PATTY MELT
but it’s even better......Daisy uses the glow of his Bright Orange pants and
generates a very hot Glow from them MELTING all surrounding opponents.
PICK THROW.......Daisy throws his Magickal, Mystery Picks which are really
tiny BOMBS that EXPLODE when they hit his opponent causing them to fall to
the ground in tiny pieces.
HEY.....NOT DONE YET!!! Because Marilyn Manson KICK ASS IN STYLE!!! That’s
right, each character[not the SECRET ones] has 2 outfits. In each outfit he
can pull off certain moves.
Mr. Manson -
Mr. No Name Manson = This outfit is what Manson USED to look like....[i.e.
eyebrows etc.] This is whathe wore when they opened up for NIN.....his
PURITAN outfit....the Hat, the Coat, the Cane......This outfit allows him to
use his CANE GRAB.
Reverend Manson = This outfit is what he sported on the Smells Like Children
Tour.....the Shredded Pantyhose, the G-String[my fav!].......this outfit
allows him to use his MANPUSSY as well as his Special Move The PHALUS
PUNCH........He can SPIT and use his other Special Move LIPSTICK CRUCIFIXION
in either outfit.
MWGacy -
God Gacy = black rubber suit.......this outfit allows him to use his
CHAIN.....
PoGo = red rubber suit......this outfit allows him to throw CHICKEN
PARTS....MWGacy can throw BEER BOTTLES and use his Special Move CYCLONE.
Twiggy -
Twiggy 1 = old Twiggy....green dress/blonde wig/pink fuzzy coat.......this
outfit allows him to use his WIG WRAP....and turn all the boys on as well as
the girls!
Twiggy 2 = newer Twiggy.....red dress/white thigh-highs/white fuzzy
coat........this outfit allows him to do the SPINAL TAP.......Twiggy can do
S,G,&PB and his Special Move, KANDIE FLASH in either outfit.
Ginger -
Ginger 1 = Ginger circa DANZIG.....hair up/red pants/white fur
coat........this outfit allows him to throw cymbals....
Ginger 2 = hair down/black leather coat/lollipop......this outfit allows him
to do the DEADLY LOLLI...... he can use his DRUMSTICKS and do his Special
Move WRAPPED IN PLASTIC in either outfit.
Daisy -
Mister Monster = the *OLD* Daisy......Bright ORANGE Pants/short green-aqua
hair/sunglasses/brown leather jacket.......this outfit allows him to do the
PANT-TY MELT.
Daisy Berk. = the *new* Daisy......cowboy hat/shaved hair & eyebrows/black
fuzzy coat.......this outfit allows him to throw picks.......Daisy can do his
CIGARRETTE BURN and his Special Move WHITE KNUCKLES in either outfit!
Special Moves? What Special Moves?
Manson - LIPSTICK CRUCIFIXION......The Rev. raises his arms, just like he was
being crucified, and a shower of lipstick[from the Cocksucking Cosmetics line
mind you] comes showering from above and hits all of the
opponents........PHALUS PUNCH[a.k.a. WEENIE WALLOP, PENIS PUNCH, DICK SLAP,
EVERLASTING COCKSUCKER, LONG-SCHLONG, LITTLE G’S & BIG DICKS, COLOSSAL COCK,
etc.etc.].....daddy MUST pull off this move WHILE he is doing the
MANPUSSY.....His dick MORPHS so
big that it takes up the WHOLE screen crushing all the opponents.......
PoGo - We’ve all noticed PoGo mysteriously/hilariously eyeing the ceiling at
shows and most of us have seen DOPE HAT.....know the part at the beginning
when he’s looking into and moving his hands around those flourescent light
beams?......well he does that with a combination of looking up at the ceiling
and conjures up spirits from the NECRONOMICON and a huge CYCLONE appears and
sucks all theopponents up!
Twiggy - will the boys love this........the KANDY FLASH involves both KANDY
and FLASHING...........what happens is Twiggy lifts up his dress to FLASH his
opponent and when he does this KANDY flies out from underneath his dress
pelting his opponents....
Ginger - his Special Move WRAPPED IN PLASTIC is pretty much
self-explanatory....you see before joining Marilyn Manson Ginger worked at
ZIPLOC and made plastic bags of all shapes and sizes and colors and
hues.....so in his move he WRAPS his opponent in PLASTIC squeezing their
internal organs out through their nose, the body magickally disappears, and
the organs are left....WRAPPED IN PLASTIC.
Daisy - Daisy’s move WHITE KNUCKLES is when he gets pissed, his KNUCKLES turn
WHITE, and he beats the shit out of his opponent!
What other OPPONENTS?
well, you know the BOSSES, but those smaller opponents, much like the men in
suits in the Simpsons, are the following:
Talk Show Hosts, Jehovah’s Witnesses, The Police, Nazi Skinheads,
Fag-Bashers, Courtney Love and her Whore-Gang HOLE[not a slam at Hole Fans,
just at Hole...i have my opinions, you have yours.....don’t get pissed, just
an opinion, OK? thanx], That Damn Tree.....you know the Tree on the SK’s
shirt.....it comes alive and attacks them!.....Cyclops,....another creation
which attacks it’s creator,.....and any other
thing/person that would have a reason to be pissed at Marilyn
Manson......some Christians....etc.etc.