Phoenix


(w/Martina Axen of Drain)
Screen Name: Phoenix
Real Name: Amy
Nicknames: phoe, pho, klot chicky, Tech Chick
Location: metropolitan Chicago, IL
Age/DOB: 21-10/20/76
Occupation: Benefits Administration (for now...)
email: phoenix8@softhome.net
website: Welcome to Willowbridge
icq: 2273363
AOL IM: Klotera12
Hobbies: music, website design, dystopic fiction, reading other people's bumper stickers while driving (my personal favorite is "HITLER MADE 6 MILLION CHOICES"), washing the Phoenix-mobile, writing, making fun of everything and anything, and of course, MUSIC
The "Phoenix-mobile": a teal 1993 Saturn SL1
things I like: tacos, glitter, Manson's new "glam" look, drag queens, shopping, acting silly, airplanes, disproving religious/right wing wackos, disproving left-wing wackos, cheese, bagels, thinking, British-Canadian spellings, and anagrams.
Greatest academic accomplishment: Finally getting my college diploma after 2 1/2 months of getting my financial situation straightened out with the university. It even has my named spelled correctly!! (my h.s. and j.h.s. diplomas have it mispelled).
MM-Related Claim To Fame: I'm friends with Mr. M's kid sister, Krista Manson, of Benton Harbor, MI (and yes, that is her *real* last name)
Most important lesson learned in life: some people will, for whatever arbitrary reason, dislike you, and that's their problem.
Bands I Like: (no particular order) Drain S.T.H., Manson, Tori,Jack Off Jill, NIN, Psychotica, David Bowie, The Impotent Sea Snakes, New York Loose, WASP, Rammstein, Rasputina, Bile, the Newlydeads, Nation of Fear, Ministry, Prick, PWEI...ehh, there's more, but I'll shut up now.
Fave MM songs: "Negative 3" "White Knuckles" "Wrapped in Plastic" "The Angel With The Scabbed Wings"
Fun Quotes: "phoenix is Tori Amos disguised in S&M gear"--JoiK "God put your clit there for a reason" Tim and Beverly LaHaye "They're not used cars, they're 'previously owned' cars" --Dick Sweders (local car dealer) "I want to see a straight couple arrested for sodomy in Georgia" --me "he didn't give you 'gay', did he?!" --Homer Simpson...well, there's a few...
Websites: Society for the Perpetuation and Establishment of the TEN COMMANDMENTS (who always write TEN COMMANDMENTS in all caps,and always write satan with a small s, even at the beginning of a sentence..hehe).
HTML Goodies ..lots of good Javascript stuff!!
the Miami Herald's archive of Dave Barry columns. Read a few, you'll die laughing!
Honorary mention: http://www.godhatesfalafel.com