Screen Name: Phoenix Real Name: Amy Nicknames: phoe, pho, klot chicky, Tech Chick Location: metropolitan Chicago, IL Age/DOB: 21-10/20/76 Occupation: Benefits Administration (for now...) email: phoenix8@softhome.net website: Welcome to Willowbridge icq: 2273363 AOL IM: Klotera12 Hobbies: music, website design, dystopic fiction, reading other people's
bumper stickers while driving (my personal favorite is "HITLER MADE 6
MILLION CHOICES"), washing the Phoenix-mobile, writing, making fun of
everything and anything, and of course, MUSIC The "Phoenix-mobile": a teal 1993 Saturn SL1 things I like: tacos, glitter, Manson's new "glam" look, drag queens,
shopping, acting silly, airplanes, disproving religious/right wing wackos,
disproving left-wing wackos, cheese, bagels, thinking, British-Canadian
spellings, and anagrams. Greatest academic accomplishment: Finally getting my college diploma after 2
1/2 months of getting my financial situation straightened out with the
university. It even has my named spelled correctly!! (my h.s. and j.h.s.
diplomas have it mispelled). MM-Related Claim To Fame: I'm friends with Mr. M's kid sister, Krista
Manson, of Benton Harbor, MI (and yes, that is her *real* last name) Most important lesson learned in life: some people will, for whatever
arbitrary reason, dislike you, and that's their problem. Bands I Like: (no particular order) Drain S.T.H., Manson, Tori,Jack Off
Jill, NIN, Psychotica, David Bowie, The Impotent Sea Snakes, New York Loose,
WASP, Rammstein, Rasputina, Bile, the Newlydeads, Nation of Fear, Ministry,
Prick, PWEI...ehh, there's more, but I'll shut up now. Fave MM songs: "Negative 3" "White Knuckles" "Wrapped in Plastic" "The Angel
With
The Scabbed Wings" Fun Quotes: "phoenix is Tori Amos disguised in S&M gear"--JoiK "God put your
clit there for a reason" Tim and Beverly LaHaye "They're not used cars,
they're 'previously owned' cars" --Dick Sweders (local car dealer) "I want
to see a straight couple arrested for sodomy in Georgia" --me "he didn't
give you 'gay', did he?!" --Homer Simpson...well, there's a few... Websites:
Society for the Perpetuation and
Establishment of the TEN COMMANDMENTS (who always write TEN COMMANDMENTS in
all caps,and always write satan with a small s, even at the beginning of a
sentence..hehe). HTML Goodies ..lots of good Javascript stuff!! the Miami Herald's archive of Dave
Barry columns. Read a few, you'll die laughing! Honorary mention:
http://www.godhatesfalafel.com