Pot Hat

something else from the fertile and clever mind of Mr Horrible

I'm cleaning out my bol
The resin's hard as coal
But it sure beats chewing Skoal
Still, a dream of good luck dances in my eyes
I scratch around the brim
The hat's trying to win
Just having it's a sin
Still, the dream of good luck dances in my eyes
And bites my thighs
Failed to see the answer
"Give the hat lung cancer!"
Keeping it stoned could really make me happy
'cuz then I'd go off and be lucky
Keeping it stoned could really make me happy
'cuz then I'd go off and be lucky
A dime bag for the hat
Rolling a joint so phat
It's purring like a cat
The hat is now just kickin' it so fly-y-y
If it's baked then I am free and victory is mine
My life will be so grand
Live it up with the band
As long as I can keep that Irresponsible Hat high
(chorus)