The Origin of SodomyLand

Shlee: ZOIKS! i sense a MM Gracland type thing emerging... We could go visit his house...and he'll open a theme park called SodomyLand! YAYAYAY! Imagine the rides... the big strap-on water ride, it'd be like the log ride, but a dildo. Whee. Oh the possibilities.... I'm getting giddy, better go sedate myself with some CapNcrunch.

coyote: Shlee...do I need to worry about you? Do you come by this sorta thing naturally, or should we start look for signs of controlled substances?
In short, yer sick an' weird, and I LOVE this! One could have WAY too much fun designin' Sodomyland (I don't wanna think about th' Tunnel o' Love, tho...needs a big lite briteish sign that sez ANAL FUN...) (quasi-in-joke, some of you will get it...)

PS--try the crunchberries, they're the best unnatural sedative.

Shlee: There'll be a whole slew o' manson impersonators....they'll fit in GREAT in my whole SodomyLand theme park.... just think of it....live shows everynight.... and fireworks..and free nitrous hits from madonna :P

angelynx: Ooo! I wanna spend my whole vacation there! Are there sharks in the wavepool? If strangers give ya candy, should you eat it? And what *really* happens in the Tunnel of Love? (hi coyote!)
*hee*
Another summer vacation shot to hell....

Shlee: heehehee, you little devil (and coyote too, literally)! oh you should most definitely eat the candy...and go in the tunnel o' violation. hell, eat the candy in the tunnel while being violated...oh man! you know the plain-jane swing rides at theme parks? well at sodomy land you swing from nipple clamps! it's heavenly! and on tuesdays it's prince albert day..if you have a P.A. or are with a PAed man/herm you get in absolutely FREE!!! and everyday is buy one ball ring get the second one free! the shrooms grow free in the little gardens...and the dildo/log ride is always open. Screw face painting...we have an amputee both! do it yerself slice and dice operation... so come on down and bring the young'ens and yer elders...everyone'll lust it!