now wasn't that a touching (feel dirty inside?) story? See, now how can anyone possibly resist SodomyLand©...fun is to be had by all...oh...word just came in..bob flannagan agreed to be our spokesperson...press interview at 3:00...stay tuned fer more details. angelynx:
There there, shlee dear. Fatha tom's idea had its points, but nothing can ever replace SodomyLand, the all-American anal adventure. I look keenly forward to every one of your posts detailing its new attractions and additions (can't wait to see what sort of roller coaster you put in and what sort of violations it subjects a rider to, not to mention that infamous carousel...).
it'll never close..we even have the original child molesting ronald mcdonald there...free feels for everyone!!!
Yup, a family park that includes gropes for all. How can ya beat that? (with a whip, I know, I know...)
coould write a choose yer own adventure book with da manson family hehehe do you choose to go to sodomyland or the church of satan... Church of Satan - good move, the religious right had beem protesting sodomyland and you would have been killed by a crazy sniper who thought the Dr. Gunn in the Get Yer Gunn boa ride was for real...
Oh, this could be funn. Lessee, if you did choose SodomyLand (like all wrong-thinking kiddies!) you'd have to either dodge the sniper or locate a secret passage *heh heh* where you would find damaging info about the protestors...plus a free pass to ride the wonderful calliopenis carousel (once they fasten you into those saddles you're guaranteed to feel *very* intimate with your horsie...) From:(Shleestak) i know you were corrupted long before me...and i mean that in the fondest of brotherly ways....
angelynx
Well, yeah, I probably was, but I wouldn't have a vehicle to express this particular aspect of my warpedness without the invention of SodomyLand (TM)!
can't say that i wanted to ride...but i wouldn't mind watching peoples faces as they found out why it's such a religious experience...
I s'pose that depends on whether you choose the boy's or girl's saddle. >=) shlee:
oOOO-OOO-OOOO!!!!! tell me tell me tell me!!! i wanna hear more sis!! (uh oh, i think another gamera is on....this one's in color) Go into vivid detail of these so called SaddlesOsodomy. And are they sanitary? ya know, i bet they arn't...that's how billy contracted that case of gonorrhea....hehehe...
careful cause one of those is only a horse in disguise - its really a jackass and when you sit on it it shows its true self - a fundamelist christian
do you attack the jackass with your very special everlasting cocksucker lollipop? angelynx:
Ugh!! I'm NOT riding one of THOSE with the special saddle...
Whack the sucker with the sucker, definitely. But what harm would that do the jackass? (I guess that's the next adventure, right?) Father Tom
Hey anglynx you seemd to specify between the special fun model horsey onthe caliopenis carousel as for male and female - whats the dif? Is there a nice place for us men to slip into on the male one - I dunno somethg going IN the romen works too - its kinda funny that the male gspot is only accessile to men via the rectum - tons o men not comy with their sexuality will never figure this out - hehehe angelynx
*sigh* OK, OK, father tom wants details... well-ll... Since this is SodomyLand (and not merely BizarreSexFantasyLand), I had in mind that all saddles should provide some measure of anal intrusion - very slightly, mind you - but girls' saddles should also provide a modest something up front as well. If this seems sexist (or just selfish), anyone can design any sort of saddle with any sort of protrusion and/or orifice; this is *our* park after all...
(heh. Maybe we should have one carousel for kids and one for, well, older kids... *that* one could get REALLY personal.) Buzz (Zero Isoceles):
dont forget about 'dress up like thee band portraits portraits ov an amercan family' (you know those stupid tourist spots were they dress you you up like kowboys and stupid shit and take your familys pictuere welll this ones a bit more instresting) I got dibs on thee twig outfit... (freakess comments as to how this whole subject very nearly made her upchuck her breakfast..) Father Tom:
I dunno - I love freak-ess but she can bypass it too... I dunno I think that there should be ONLY an anal type of intrusion - its one many ppl dont like and arent used to but should learn to enjoy it... It is sodomyland - I think only anal penetration and there can be a color coded system for the size of the anal penetration.... angelynx:
OK, this topic is grossing poor FrEaK-EsS out bigtime, so maybe we should let it go. I will say just one more thing though - since afterall people will be riding the thing with clothes on, the questions of (a) sanitation and (b) degree of intrusion are pretty much moot. It's all in how you feel about it. Ride At Your Own Risk, as the Reverend likes to say.
