Why I hate MM and the list too

Because they are *so* popular! I just hate MM now. I've just burnt all of my MM music, posters, mags, etc... I kept my Everlasting Cocksucker shiort because it's the *coolest*, but I spray painted over the MM on the front. No one will know my dirty little secret now. That I was once a big fan of MM, but when it becasme heavily requested on the radio, I abandoned my former beloveds. Though I shall still pine away for Ginger Fish, I'll no longer lower myself to listening to his beats. Yeah, I thought it was for real, but I can see I was wrong. Boy, now that MM is in the *gasp* Buzz Binm they'll probably be bigger than Nirvana. And they'll sell out. We all know that it's inevitable that they will, so I'll stop liking them now befaore I have to go through the heart break of seeing those (born-died) Tshirts with The Rev's face because he blew his cranium to bits. Yeah, I can see it now... Every mallrat kid and jock fratboy will have a picture of the dead Rev. on his shirt. We (heart) Marilyn. Why don't computers have a heart key? My Commodore 64 did...
And I hate the SpookyKids list because, well obviously because it's related to MM and has to die. But also because there are a bunch of WHINEY ASSED BITCHES on in who can't handle MM being popular! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! I mean, c'mon... Why sit at home drooling all over yourselves and sobbing because "your MM" is now enjoyed by people who have no interest in carrying lunchboxes and people who have never even heard of Suicide SnowMan! The way I see it, these "fake" fans will fade away and the real ones will remain true! Then you can cop your big superior "I-was-into-MM-when-you-were-in- the-womb" attitude! The boys get all the money from the dorks and we'll get to see MM because they can afford to continue doing what they love and what we love them doing! Why waste your time worrying so much about the "Sweet Dreamers" as they're called, just sit back and enjoy. I know I think that the boys deserve the money and/or coverage that they get. As a matter of fact, the only time that you'll see me bitch is when I can't get a ticket, but the captain of the football team did! So what if they get popular??? Think about it, we all know that MM is not of the sell-out mentality, so why worry about popularity affecting them so much? They made a hit of a Eurythmics song, when it comes to POAAF and ACS, no one will like them anymore. The unoriginal "fake" fans will dislike the original music again, like they always have. THIS IS NOT NIRVANA! I love MM and will continue too. And you know what? I didn't get into MM until SLC was released! I had POAAF first, but I didn't lose my soul to them until just after SLC came out! OHMIGOSH! I'm not a real fan!!! I'll go home and stop hanging out with myself because I'm such a loser. Wow, I hate me, I'm such a poser.
And for all those kids who can't edit, we have ways of making you edit!!! And if not, we can unsubscribe you when you leave in a full 40 line post just to add, "Uh huh, I'm with you brother!" EDIT! I've mailed the FAQ, READ IT!!! When you all come whining to me because the list is down you'll know who to blame. The list goes down due to LACK OF SPACE ON THE SERVER! We run out of space so quickly because PEOPLE DO NOT EDIT POSTS!!! So the next time the list goes down on a Friday no one's around to reset it until Monday, you'll all know why! SO EDIT!!!
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Bya.
---Vegelicious