The Pilot's Parents

Alas... the Pilot's parent's have no web-prescence...

His mother does not feel the need to inhabit cyber-space and his father believes the internet is nothing but a haven for knaves, scoundrels, and psychopaths.

Standing in for the Pilot's parents, therefore are Ward and June Cleaver:

Return to the Pilot of the Airwaves Cyber Refrigerator Door