New oasis dream!! Here are a couple of Delia's funny oasis dreams!! (along with a very funny dream that a friend of Delia's had)
Alright so everythings normal and stuff (yeah sure, not in my mind..) then i
find myself in this huge gray garage. John Lennon is pulling in with his car
and I recognize him and say hello. So we start talking and walk into this
building. Its like a Border's Books and Music (if you've ever been in one)
only a lot more cluttered with books and cds all mixed together, etc. So we
walk over to this wooden shelf and John sits down on a stool. He starts
carving this totem pole type thing with a knife and keeps going on about
something, so I sit down next to him and start looking at things on the
shelves. I find these two books, one called "DYou Know What I Mean?" and
another, i forget the name. (this really isnt relevant, but anyway) So I
put them back and he's asking me about Oasis and stuff, then it's time to
leave. So....we're walking down this dark, gray, damp hallway and I look
into this room and there's Noel. Apparently he works in this warped little
factory building. So there's Noel, picking up clumps of moss from a pile ,
dipping it in a dirty puddle of water on the floor, then throwing it into
another pile. (this part cracks me up) Then Liam like runs across the
hallway in front of us carrying this huge stack of papers. He looks like one
of those frantic office worker types who drinks 5 cups of coffee in a half
hour....then..i woke up...
Okay this is part of a dream my friend Steph ( Freesia14@aol.com)
had..hopefully she wont kill me but it is darn funny....
My good friend Steph, (she really is a sane person, i swear) had this
dream..where she meets Noel and Liam. But, she doesnt ask "can I get a
picture?" or "can I shake your hand?" or "can I have your autograph?"..no no
no...she asks "can I smell your hair?". She says Liam's smelled like
strawberries and Noel's like gilette aftershave....okay....
and one more dream from me...
Okay so I'm walking around this developement thats behind my house, and I
come to my friend Taylor's old house. The only thing is, Taylor's parents
arent her parents..theyre Liam's parents. So anyways I walk right into the
house , and say to her mum "hey, is Liam around?" and she says "I dont know,
check the garage". So I go out into thier backyard before checking the
garage and my mum is there, and all these people. Apparently Liam's "parents"
are having a barbecue. Anyway I check the garage, his car is there (get
this..its one of those MTV "Mug Bug"s) So I ask my mum if she knows where he
is, and she says he went for a walk. So Im like okay, im gonna go home and
change (wanna look good fer Liam, you know) So I walk home and Im trying on
like millions of outfits and basically freaking out. Then I wake up and Im
like "oh my god! I have to find something to wear and get back up there
before i miss him again!" then Im thinking "okay wait...it was a dream...."
well there ya go...cheers mate!
~Delier (Delia)
New oasis dream!! Here's "Supertonic's" friend's oasis dream!!
It starts off in a theatre and me an' me other mate (Jen) is there but
were are sittin' away from my friend Marcy (it's her dream!) Marcy was sat
next to the waiter and he was scribbling her name on a napkin?? All of a
sudden there's a loud voice on a speaker an' the voice say's "Are You Mad
Fer It???" (Marcy was confused as she thought were goin' ta watch a film.)
The crowd cheers an' Liam an' Noel come aroud the corner, an' then Jen gets
up an' snags Liams Jacket! Liam was chasin' me an' Jen to get the jacket
back. Then Marcy runs up to Liam an' Jen gave her the jacket (awww..) Then
Marcy hugged Liam an' kept the jacket!
I think this was around the Earls Court thingy soo....I dunno !
New oasis dream!! Here's Janine's funny oasis dream!!
ok...this is kinda weird but anyway...
I was at this park, where Oasis was going to play, and I somehow lost my
friend, and was looking for her, when some woman comes up to me and says
"Oasis needs your help setting up some equipment"
So I was crapping my pants. I went with this woman, and I had to go on
stage, and Noel gave me something to hook up, and my mouth was like on the
floor. So I go and hook this thing up, but I turned to look at 30, 000
people looking at me! So I get off the stage, and Noel says thanks to me.
I thought that it was the end...but no.
I still went looking for my friend, but I couldn't find her!! So this woman
comes up to me again after the gig, and says "C'mon, I'll show you where
Oasis is staying"
I laughed at her, and thought she was joking, but I got into the car with
her, and she took me to a hotel, and I sat down on a chair, and Liam was
sitting there, being really rude, but I didn't care. I asked where Guigsy
was, and all of a sudden this 3 foot tall man walks out and says "I'm
Guigsy"
I start pissing my pants laughing saying "HA HAAAA yer Guigs? Yer so
short!! Shrimp!"
So I sat and talked to Guigs and Alan until 4 am, when my friend comes
running in yelling "Where the hell have you been?"
..but then spots Liam, and craps. Of course I just had to wake up....damn!
Oasis dreams are the best! ..but it's shit when you gotta wake up!
ok see ya
Janine :o)
New oasis dream!! Here's another one of Sarah's kewl oasis dreams!!
Hey it's Sarah and I had yet another Oasis dream the other night! It goes:
I had a backpack with me and I was just walking along the road and
there's Noel, sitting in the grass, with about four girls around him getting
his autograph. I start freaking out, run up to him, pull my Oasis book "Lost
Inside" out of my bag and shove it at him. He signed it precisely "Stay
young- stay Bowie. Love Noel." He then gave it back, and I just kept looking
at him. I was staring right at his face and finally I just kissed him on the
cheek. His face was scratchy, like he hadn't shaved, and it was so realistic-
I can remember how it felt to kiss him! I then said, "I love you Noel." And I
do love him.
New oasis dream!! Here's Randy's cool oasis dream!!
This dream occured about 2 days after I saw them
live.(Last august). And I play drums. Remember the drum part when I'm
into the dream.
Well I had a dream that one of my cousins in england
called me up and told me she had tix to a sold out oasis concert at
earls court and that she wanted to take me. Well I don't remember
getting the plane tix or permission or anything that would stop me from
going in real life but that's just the way dreams are. Well I'll skip
right to the concert. We were really close and the place was totally
full. Well noel alan and bonehead walked out on stage and everyone went
nuts! But then all of a sudden alan tripped!! And he did'nt get up. The
paramedics came out and took him off with a stretcher. Then Our kid came
on stage and said to noel "what the fook R we gonna do now?"Noel said to
the crowd is there any one here that can play alans part fer tonite? So
my hart started pounding and I ran to the stage screaming I can I know
all the drum parts to all the songs and I can play them.(I really can).
Liam gave me a funny look and then signalled for the guards to send me
on stage.Noel came up to me and said you really know all the songs ? I
said yah of course I do!!! So he went and talked to liam all the while
the crowd was getting very inpacient. Then noel said ok yer on mate!
what's yer name mate? I said studeringly Randy. So Liam goes to the
microphone and says to the crowd "Meet our new drummer Randy!". And the
crowd went crazy!! I was so nervous I felt like I was gonna throw up!!
So noel handed me a copy of the set list and said "well go ahead mate
get back there and do yer thing!!". So I did. We started with Swamp song
which just happens to be the hardest oasis song to play.. But I did
pretty good After the drum solo noel looked back at me in surprise that
I pulled it off. Then we did the basic acquiesce which is pretty easy
and then all the songs that they normally do in concert. It was the same
setlist that is on there and then. It was sooooo weird!! I've never had
a dream feel so real !! I could feel my arms get sore near the end of
the show and I could taste the sweat!! It was the greatest pain I've
ever felt!!
Well after the show noel we were back stage and noel was on the phone
with the emergency room trying to find out about alan. But then I could
faintly hear what the docter was saying, he said that alan dislocated
his shoulder and would'nt be able to play drums for atleast a year or
two at the least. Then noel said yes I see, I understand and then hung
up. He looked at me and said the one thing I would die to hear noel say
to me, "So do you want to be in my band?" and then I woke up.
I don't think I have to tell you what my answer would be. Well it was
fun while it lasted!!
Randy
New oasis dream!! Here's Rabekah's funny oasis dreams!!
I once had a dream that Noel was my maths teacher at school. Enough
said.
I also had a dream that I was sitting in a big upside down plastic
yellow umbrella with Noel, and for some reason we both had to take our
shoes off. Anyway, we kept sliding down to the middle of the umbrella,
but we kept on trying to climb back up again, except we couldn't grip
onto the plastic with our feet and we fell into the middle. Then I woke
up..
New oasis dream!! Here's Mike's oasis nightmare!!
The ubiquitous Gallagher brothers made a disturbing cameo appearance in one
of my many anxiety-drenched dreams about missing a final at UCLA. I was
nearly an hour late for a test in my "car mechanics" class -- maybe this is my
brain's oneiric way of telling me what a pansy I am, 'cause in real life I'm
the farthest thing from a grease monkey. At any rate, I had forgotten to buy
supplies. When I finally got my hands on a blue book and some pens from the
student store, it dawned on me: I had no idea where the class was. Luckily,
there was an old, dilapidated brownstone building nearby, vaguely resembling
an English pub of the Edwardian period -- how fitting, then, that when I went
in to ask directions I almost bumped eyebrows with Liam on the stairwell ( not
hard to do; we both have caterpillars above our eyes ).
He shot me his dirtiest look, but said nothing -- the whole dream was as
silent as a Charlie Chaplain movie. I contemplated staring him down, but
quickly buckled under to his basilisk glare. I've always thought of Liam as,
to quote Monty Python, "an upper-class twit," only able to hold his own in a
fight due to his intimidating stature as a rock 'n' roll giant. But I thought
better of taking him on this time; he appeared to have been doing the white
lines, and gave off a frightening aura of just not giving a fuck. He was
about to have his arrogance severely challenged.
The next thing I knew, the staircase was swarming with toothless hooligans,
chain-wielding bruisers, and tattooed musclemen. Now, for some reason, me and
Liam were united in a battle against this apocalyptic army, two taking on the
world, even though a second ago he looked like he was about to tear me limb
from limb. Liam, his Irish already up from our near-confrontation, wasted no
time in attacking them. Immediately, he began flailing his fists like a
madman, much like the "spaz" all of us knew at least one of in our elementary
school days
I just cowered in the corner. This part of the dream really pissed me off;
in real life, I would never have cowered in the corner seeing my favorite
singer getting the tar knocked out of him. I would have run like hell.
This is where things begin to get nightmarish. One of the vandals stomped
unstoppably towards Liam, fending off his windmill attack with an upraised arm
-- before I knew what was happening, Liam was flying down the stairwell,
landing horribly at all sorts of contorted angles on his way down. Horrified,
I watched my idol drag his broken body through the door, weeping loudly for
his mother.
In a blind panic, I rushed out the door. Liam was on his back in the middle
of the cobblestoned street -- Noel was there and kneeling on the ground beside
him. He was helpless and trying his best to comfort his brother, who we
instinctively knew was dying. I ran up to them, not really knowing what I was
gonna do. I remember thinking two things as I approached them in what felt
like staggered time. The first was a fan's worst fear coming true: "Oh my
God... This is the end of Oasis. No more albums, no more concerts, no more
near-breakups -- this is it." The second was a bit stranger: "Liam Gallagher
is dying, and I'm the only fan who gets to see it happen." This perversely
excited me. I was part of history.
Finally I was at Liam's side. Noel looked at me tearfully, his mouth agape
in mute grief. Liam began to go into convulsions, his body wracked with pain.
His head was banging up and down on the hard surface. Despite this, he
turned to me -- then, sickeningly, he tried to offer me his arm. There wasn't
a bone in it left unbroken; it was segmented in three places and his elbow was
right underneath his palm. The twisted appendage flopped near my feet.
Swallowing my disgust I took it in my hands. Liam, no longer the cocky punk,
looked at me beseechingly. I couldn't help being flattered that he ignored
Noel in favor of me during his last moments on earth. Then, just as I thought
he was going to die, I awoke, drenched in sweat and severely weirded-out.
New oasis dream!! Here's Brienny's crazy, yet hilarious, oasis dream!!
The dream starts with me sitting on my bed in my room, reading the
Rolling Stone magazine that has Keith Flint from the Prodigy on the
cover. All of a sudden, the door to my room flies open and Noel leaps
in. He is wearing a tutu, a sequened leotard and a pair of Mickey Mouse
ears. His hair is orange. (I'd recently watched a Cheech and Chong movie
where Cheech wears that, so at least the outfit is explained. I'd be
really worried if it wasn't.) Anyway, he looks ridiculous, so I start
laughing my head off. And I can't stop. He says, "Here, you! Stop that
idiotic laughing! Haven't you ever seen a Mouseketeer before?" Well,
needless to say, that didn't help. So when I didn't stop laughing, he
took my RS mag and started whapping me on the head with it. Then
Bonehead comes leaping in, wearing one of those Carmen Miranda
fruit-hats, takes an orange out of it, and chunks it at Noel. Noel
passed out, and I jumped out the window, because I was afraid that
Bonehead would try to hit me with some fruit, too.
Well, when I jumped
out my window, I landed on our high school football field. It was
pitch-dark, no lights, no people, no nothing. So I thought, "Darn. I've
missed the game." I started walking across the field, when the lights
came on. Oasis is all decked out in our high school's football uniforms,
and they're playing football. Our quarterback (his name is Cole) comes
up to me and says, "Hey, B, Coach Henderson's gonna get REAL pissed if
you don't get those hippies off the field." I said, "Cole, you do it. I
don't want them mad at me." So Cole yells, "Excuse me! Hippies? We just
painted this field, what do you think this is? A circus?" Guigsy yelled
something that I can't remember back at Cole, and then Noel threw the
football and hit Cole in the head with it. Then Liam yells, "You
bunghole! We need a defensive lineman out here, pretty-boy, so quit yer
whining and call some plays!" I didn't know what to do (it was obviously
a crisis, although I don't know why), so I helped Cole up and said,
"Liam, the linemen have the flu." Then Noel got all mad and said, "What
about that wuss right there? Or does he just play soccer?" Well, that
was weird, because it's OASIS that plays soccer, but it made Cole mad,
and he proceeded to run onto the field and kick the crap out of Our
Kids. My apologies to Oasis fans everywhere.
Well, when Cole let up a
little, Oasis took the opportunity to run up one of the ramps (our
stadium's a bowl, y'know, sunken field, so it has ramps) and take off
out the gate. Even though they're all well over the age that you need to
tell them to look both ways before crossing the street, I had a sudden
fear that they were going to be run over on Main Street. So I turned
around to get Cole, but now it was my friend Duane from England and the
basketball team standing there. So I said, "Guys! They're gonna get hit!
You've gotta help me stop them." Duane said that the whole team couldn't
go, because they were inelligible, so I had to pick five people to help
me. Well, I was getting mad because at that moment Oasis could be
getting creamed, so I picked Duane, Mikey, Dom, Turo, and Hambone
(nicknames, obviously) and we ran off up the ramp. What we were supposed
to see when we got to the top was Main Street - the Burger King, the
Sonic, Furr's; stuff like that. What we saw was an ice-skating disco
party. I kid you not. All of Main Street was one big ice-skating rink,
and, to my amusement, the BeeGees and Jamiroquai were performing on
opposite ends of the rink. People were in bell-bottoms, disco-dancing on
ice skates to "Stayin' Alive," while these colored lights flashed under
the ice. We didn't have time to stop running, though, so we all ended up
slipping around the rink and falling down. Then Liam skated by and told
me, "Get thee off of my skating rink." So I tripped him, (nobody tells
ME to get off of a skating rink in Shakespearean lingo) and he fell
through this hole that had appeared in the ice. I left the basketball
team where they were, and followed him down this hole. At the bottom,
Guigsy and Alan were sitting in armchairs, smoking pipes. "Oh dear,
dear, dear, you are going about this in ENTIRELY the wrong fashion,"
Guigsy told me. Here's where I display my intelligence...I said, "Huh?"
Alan said, "Oh, definitely. If you want to go about killing Liam the
right way, it's murder by numbers, one, two, three, it's as easy to
learn as your A, B, Cs." Yeah, I know. A Sting song. So I ran away from
them, tripped over the doorsill, and landed onto a trampoline. Noel was
jumping up and down, and Liam was laying there in a daze. He looked at
me and said, "Oh God, I love you! I love you!" Much as I tried to will
myself not to (danged dreams) I got freaked and started trying to get
off the trampoline as fast as I could. Meanwhile, Noel's hair had become
two separate purple and red mohawks and he was leaping up and down
yelling, "I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated! I'm a firestarter!
Twisted firstarter!" Liam yelled for him to shut up. He kept on: "I'm
the self inflicted mind detonator!" to which Liam promptly shot him.
Then I woke up.
Stupid, eh? I always have the dumbest dreams, man.
New oasis dream!! Here's Lisa's funny oasis dreams!!
Hello. Here are 2 of my Oasis dreams for your web site, I've had loads of
other Oasis dreams but I cant really remember them much.
1) I dreamt that Liam was in my kitchen eating a tray of lasagne (I'd been
listening to Digsy's Dinner) that was sitting on top of the oven. I walked
over to him, slapped his hand and told him to leave some for me. He said
no, he wanted the lot. I asked him for his autograph, he glared at me. Then
he grabbed a piece of paper from next to the telephone, ripped off a tiny
corner, only about 1cm long, leant over and wrote "LG" in small letters,
and gave it to me. I left him to eat the lasagne and walked outside.
Sitting at a table, talking to my parents was Noel. Bonehead, Guigs, Alan
and Tony McCarroll were sitting on the lawn. I ran over to Noel, told him
that I loved him and told him how great he was. He TOTALLY ignored me, and
so did the rest of the band, preffering to talk to my parents! Then I woke
up.
2) Before I had heard D'You Know What I Mean? I dreamt I was listening to
the radio and the DJ announced Oasis's new song, not saying the title. I
turned the radio up loud, and sat down, excited about hearing the new
single. Instead was a song by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (don't ask me
why!). But I wasn't disappointed, somehow I believed it still was the new
song. The DJ said that that was the song Oasis were going to do a cover of
for the next single. Then the radio exploded, and I woke up.
Here's a dream my friend Sarah had. She's a mad Take That fan, but I'm
slowly convincing her of how great Oasis are.
She dreamt she was on this island in the middle of nowhere. Only a few
people lived there, and everyone knew each other. Gary Barlow and Mark Owen
from Take That, and Noel, lived in the house next to hers. Gary was cutting
the hedge outside the house. Noel and Mark were telling him that he wasn't
cutting straight, and they were having this big argument. They asked Sarah
for her opinion. She agreed with Noel and Mark. Noel said something like "I
told you so!" but Gary kept saying it was straight, and the argument
started again. Sarah walked off. Later in the day she saw Noel walking his,
uh... pet pig. A great big pink pig. He was talking to it in some strange
language, something that sounded like Japanese. Sarah walked up to him and
asked for his autograph because she had a friend who would loveed him (that
was me of course!). Noel refused to sign his autograph. Sarah begged and
pleaded but he said no, but she could have the pigs autograph instead! She
said ok, but the pig didn't sign it's name, Noel wrote "Pig" on a piece of
paper and gave it to her. That evening she smelt something cooking at
Noel's/Gary's/Marks's house. She asked her mum if she could go over for
tea. She said yes and Sarah found Noel in the back garden cooking pork. She
knew it was Noel's pet pig. He asked her if she wanted some and she said
yes, so they both ate this poor pig. As Sarah left she found Mark and Gary
still arguing about the hedge. Mark grabbed the hedge clippers and attacked
the hedge, chopping it all up. Gary screamed, and Sarah went back to her
house. The next day she saw Mark, Gary and Noel each sleeping in a tent in
the garden. She climbed into Gary's tent and he told her that he loved
Noel. Sarah said, "So what, everyone loves Noel". Gary said that he REALLY
loved Noel, as a lover (ewwww). Sarah asked if Noel knew, Gary said no. She
offered to tell him, and Gary said yes. At this time, Mark came into the
tent. He asked what Sarah was going to tell who. Sarah told Mark that he
wouldn't want to know about it. Mark got really angry and said that he
wanted to know everything. Gary said "I love Noel". Mark got EXTREEMELY
angry, and yelled about Gary saying he was his best friend, not Noel, and
that Gary loved Markie better than Noely. They argued like kids until Sarah
told Mark that Gary loved Noel as, uh, more than a friend. Mark was lost
for words, and walked out. Sarah told Noel about Gary, expecting him to
throw up or something. But he said "I love Gary too!" and they lived
happily ever after. Weird dream huh? I'm glad it's only a dream!
...Wonderwaller (Lisa)
New oasis dream!! Here are Valentine's wild oasis dreams!!
Hey, Big Mouth!
Let me fulfill your dreames collection.I've sure had some extreemely
odd dreams when it comes to Liam and Noel...My uncountious mind
obviously fears Liam like hell, cos I keep on dreaming he's punching
me or something....*LOL*...but I actually luuuuuuv that man!!!
1.
One day I found a big shotgun under my bed. I somehow knew exactly how
to use it, and while putting it together I figured I was in a movie. I
actually was...ya know that feeling in dreams, when you know
something, but you don't know why you know it. However, I got into the
movie, and I decided to act Patsy's assasin, cos I'd love to be it in
my real life, and acting it would at least make me feel as if it's
real. So I came to the house from Don't Look Back In Anger video, and
Patsy was catching sun in the garden. All of a sudden there was this
girl with me, who was like, a friend of mine from the net,(who doesn't
exist in the real life) and we hid in the bushes, and killed Patsy.
Then I realised it wasn't a movie, and next thing I know, I see Liam
in front of me with a guitar, and he's about to hit me with it, and he
is screaming something like "You little vermin, I'll crush me
brother's guitar on yer head now, he'll be fuckin pissed at me!!!"...I
turn around, and see my friend has turned into Patsy, (don't know how
I knew it was my friend), and she was looking at me, as if she was
gonna kill me... I wanted to tell Liam I was sorry, but forgot to
speak english, (I am actually Croatian)..then I woke up. I wished that
I had Liam's phone number to call him and tell him I was sorry for
killing his wife!
2.
This one was long ago, when I was around 12, 13, Oasis just became
famous with Live Forever. At that time I was being teased in school,
cos I plucked my eyebrows! No other girls had done it, and I was like,
the first...I guess you can sence the subject...I dreamed Liam lost
his hair, and he asked me to pluck his eyebrows (ha ha ha), cos he
wanted his head to look simetric. So I took my tweezers, and tried,
but the hairs wouldn't go out. And then I finally get one out, and
Liam screams out "ouch, fuck you that hurts!" slaps me and runs away
holding his hand on his eyebrow. He said that he will tell my mom
about it, and I started crying "no, Liam, please, not my mom"...he
slapped me once again, and then I woke up...uhh, I HATE THAT DREAM!!!!
He was so...evil...
3.
I was walkin along my street, and I saw a big black dog. I came to
him, and started playing with him, and then I looked up and saw Noel!
It was his dog...I look back down to the dog, and the dog was Noel
now! And I started talking to the dog, and it didn't seem weird to me
at all, that the dog was Noel...?!
4.
I was on the gig, and Liam hit me with a microphone in the head, and
then came into the crowd, and roughly took the microphone away from
me, screaming that it belongs to him, that I have no clue what rock n
roll is all about!!!!
5.
I was one of the models on a DYKWIM video, and I had to jump out of a
helicopter, but I jumped too soon, and broke my neck, the last thing I
see is Noel above me saying "Ah, blondes!". I was waaaay too embaraced!
6.
This is the latest one, after seeing a recent interview on TV, where
Liam said that he cares about his mam, that lots of people think he
doesn't, but he does care...well, I dremed I came home one day, and
heared my mom screaming in the kitchen...Liam was trying to take her,
he thought she was his mom...I jump on him, and start hitting him,
telling him it's my mom, but, no, he keeps on claming it's HIS mom.
Then another man comes into the kitchen, and says that he is Liam's
lawyer, that I better keep my hands off his mom, cos they'll sue me. I
tell my mom to tell them she is mine, but she just looks at me as if
I'm crazy...Then I woke up, and first thing I did was check if my mom
is at home. She was watching TV...thanks god... But in real life, if
Liam wanted my mom, I'd give her to him gladly!!!!!
...Valentine
MORE MY BIG MOUTH OASIS DREAMS!!!!!