Jerry Springer: With us today we have a very popular British rock star, Liam Gallagher, from the band Oasis. He's here to confront his older brother, Noel, who he feels ruined his life when he joined Oasis. Liam, why don't you tell us what working with Noel has done to you...
Liam: It's bloody hell, mate. First off, he comes to see Oasis & tells me & the rest of the band that we'll never amount to anything 'cos our songs are shite. -Then he pulls out his acoustic guitar & plays us some of his songs, showing off to everyone. So, everyone in the band decides they want Noel to join...so, he comes on in & takes over the band. Now he thinks the band belongs to him & just 'cos he can write songs he thinks he's a better person than I am. He can just *bleep* off mate. (remember, on talk shows, foul language must be "bleeped" out...)
Jerry Springer: Okay, well let's bring Noel out.