oasis on Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer: Hello Patsy.

Patsy: Hello.

Jerry Springer: So, you've been married to Liam for how long, now?

Patsy: We just had our first anniversary.

Jerry Springer: Now, Noel here claims that you flirted with him and said you'd rather be with him than Liam. Is that true?

Patsy: No, it isn't.

Noel: It isn't??? You're saying it isn't true???? Just last night you called me up, begging me to come see you.

Patsy: No, I didn't.

Noel: Yes, you did. ...And when you & Liam were vacationing in France you used to call me up everyday begging me to come be with you and I've got the phone bills to prove it.

Patsy: That's not true.

Noel: Listen, I've got the phone bill, so you might as well just admit it.

Liam: Pats...is that true?

Patsy: Okay..yes...but that was it. I haven't done it since then.

Noel: You called me last night.

Patsy: No way.

Jerry Springer: If you lied about calling him from France how can you expect us to believe that you didn't call him last night?

Patsy: Because I didn't.

Noel: You did.

Jerry Springer: Now Noel, you're married...is that correct?

Noel: Yup, for nearly a year now.

Jerry Springer: What does your wife think about Patsy's constant phone calls?

Noel: Well, obviously she's not too happy, mate.

Jerry Springer: Okay, let's bring out Noel's wife, Meg Matthews.

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