oasis on Jerry Springer

Newman: Hello Jerry.

Jerry Springer: Hello Newman.

Patsy: Why would I cheat on Liam with the mailman?

Meg: Beacause you're trash.

Jerry Springer: So, Newman...what exactly happened?

Newman: Well, Jerry...while Liam was on tour I was asked to deliver a package to Patsy, and when I gave her the package she invited me in the house for dinner. She told me I was the best company she had in a long time & then she begged me to come have dinner with her the next night.

Patsy: That's a complete lie.

Jerry Springer: Patsy, why don't you tell us why both Noel & Newman would make up such ridiculous lies?

Patsy: Well, Noel just wants to destroy Liam's life. They've never gotten along and they never will. He knows that Liam loves me & he can't stand seeing Liam happy so he's trying to turn him against me inorder to make him miserable. -And Newman is just weird. I'm not the kind of woman who'd cheat on a husband as wonderful as Liam.

Jerry Springer: Well, we've got a journalist here who said he saw you invite Newman in your house.

Liam: Are you trying to say some tabloid journalist was sneaking around my house while I was away?! I'll bash his head in!!

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