Disney movies all seem the same to me. They're corney, annoying, predictable, and extremely commercial. -But what if Disney made a new movie about Oasis? Of course, that would never happen. But if it did, could you imagine what it'd be like? The wholesomeness of Disney combined with the bad behavior of Oasis...........that'd be too weird.
I guess the promo would look something like this:
This fall, Walt Disney Pictures is proud to present, "Mad For It!" (The Story of Oasis). It's about a British band and their quest for world domination. You'll watch as the band's battling brothers, Liam and Noel, fight the critics, media, and each other.
Join the Gallagher brothers and their wacky sidekick, Guigsy, as they get stoned and pissed drunk!!
You'll laugh at the antics of their goofy rhythm guitarist, Bonehead, as he climbs onto hotel roofs and drives cars into hotel pools.
Watch the fab 5 team of Liam, Noel, Guigsy, Bonehead, and Whitey as they meet up with evil villains, such as, Blur, The Spice Girls, Eddie Vedder, Tony McCarroll, and the infamous Patsy Kensit (who hunts down young rock stars and uses them until she can find someone even richer). Come be a part of the magic as Oasis trys to conquer her & the rest of the evil villains.
Every family will want to witness this very special movie about Britain's biggest rock band since the Beatles and wildest rock band since the Who.
"Mad For It!" (The Story of Oasis) rock & rolls into theaters on October 2nd.
*Note* In honor of this new movie, McDonalds will be giving away free cigarettes & alcohol with every Happy Meal.
