NOEL OFTEN SAYS THAT HIS BROTHER, LIAM, HAS SEVERAL PERSONALITIES...SO THIS WR SPIN-OFF IS ABOUT TWO OF LIAM'S PERSONALITES.
THE SCENARIO:LIAM'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND AN OASIS FAN KEEPS FOLLOWING HIM & TAKING HIS PICTURE. LIAM TRYS TO DECIDE WHETHER TO KNOCK THE FAN OUT, JUST LIKE HE DID TO AN OASIS FAN IN AUSTRALIA...OR JUST IGNORE THE FAN. LIAM'S GOOD PERSONALITY TRYS TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE, BUT HIS BAD PERSONALITY TRYS TO PERSUADE HIM TO HIT THE ANNOYING FAN.
BAD PERSONALITY: LIAM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS FAN WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE? I THINK HE DESERVES A GOOD PUNCH IN THE FACE.
GOOD PERSONALITY: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, LISTEN TO ME. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHEN YOU GO HOME YOU DON'T WANNA HAFFTA WORRY ABOUT BEING SUED BY ANOTHER FAN. AND YOU WILL GET SUED AGAIN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE THIS POOR FAN ALONE.
BAD PERSONALITY: IF YOU DON'T HIT HIM, HE'LL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL THE TIME. HE'LL FOLLOW YOU & GO, "LIAM! LIAM! POSE FOR ANOTHER PHOTO." THAT'S GONNA GET ANNOYING, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
GOOD PERSONALITY: WOAH. HANG ON A MINUTE. THAT'S NOT WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
BAD PERSONALITY: IT WILL.
GOOD PERSONALITY: YOU'RE ON ABOUT TRYING TO GIVE OUR LIAM A BAD IMAGE, ABOUT BEING A ROCK 'N' ROLL ANIMAL. PUNCHING OUT FANS AND GETTING SUED IS SUMMAT YOU SHOULDN'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO.
BAD PERSONALITY: WELL I AM, LA.
GOOD PERSONALITY: BE QUIET, YOU IDIOT. HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING BAD IDEAS IN HIS HEAD.
BAD PERSONALITY: IT'S NOT A BAD MOVE...
GOOD PERSONALITY: BE QUIET! BE QUIET! THERE'S NO REASON TO PUNCH THAT FAN. YOU THINK IT'S COOL FOR LIAM TO PUNCH OASIS FANS...
BAD PERSONALITY: I DON'T. I JUST THINK HE NEEDS TO BE AGGRESSIVE. HE CAN'T LET THIS ANNOYING FAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM.
GOOD PERSONALITY: BE QUIET, MAN! YOU JUST THINK IT'S COOL TO HAVE HIM GO AROUND BREAKING PEOPLE'S NOSES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE SAYING TO HIM? YOU SHOULD SAY, "NAH, LIAM...DON'T PUNCH THAT FAN. ROCK 'N' ROLL IS DOING YOUR GIG, PLAYING YOUR MUSIC, AND RESPECTING YOUR FANS." NOT PUNCHING THEM LIKE A BOXER. THAT'S NOT GOOD, AND YOU SHOULDN'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO IT. AND LISTEN, IF HE DOES DO IT, HE'LL HAVE ANOTHER LAW SUIT FILED AGAINST HIM.
BAD PERSONALITY: HE WON'T AT ALL. YOU CAN STICK THAT LAW SUIT RIGHT UP YER ARSE 'TILL IT COMES OUT YOUR F****N' BIG TOE.
GOOD PERSONALITY: HE CAN'T GO AROUND PUNCHING OASIS FANS, YOU IDIOT!
BAD PERSONALITY: WHO CAN'T? WELL F****N' WHAT THE F*** DID HE DO TO THAT FAN IN AUSTRALIA? HE HEADBUTTED & PUNCHED AN OASIS FAN, SO DEAL WITH IT.
GOOD PERSONALITY: IF YOU THINK ROCK 'N' ROLL IS ABOUT BEING ARRESTED...
BAD PERSONALITY: ROCK 'N' ROLL IS ABOUT BEING YOURSELF. THIS FAN IS ANNOYING, HE'S GETTING ON LIAM'S NERVES, HE'S BEING OBNOXIOUS, SO LIAM NEEDS TO PUNCH HIM... AND THAT'S IT.
GOOD PERSONALITY: ROCK STARS SHOULD RESPECT THEIR FANS. RESPECT THEIR FANS. RESPECT THEIR FANS. RESPECT THEIR FANS. THEY SHOULDN'T BE RUDE, THEY SHOULDN'T BE NASTY, IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING A JERK. IT'S ABOUT MAKING MUSIC & HAVING RESPECT FOR THE FANS THAT BUY IT.
BAD PERSONALITY: IF HE'S A "NICE" ROCK STAR PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT HIM. AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE SHOULD BE AS RUDE AS HE WANTS. NOW THAT HE'S FAMOUS, HE CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE. SO HE SHOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT KNOCKING THAT FAN OUT. HE SHOULD JUST LAUGH ABOUT IT & THINK, YEAH F****N' GOOD, MAN. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT & NOT GET IN TROUBLE. THAT'S REALITY, MATE.
GOOD PERSONALITY: HE'S NOT A BOXER. IS HE? HE SHOULD JUST BE ABOUT HIS MUSIC. (EXASPERATEDLY) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL LIAM TO BE GOOD FOR ONCE?
BAD PERSONALITY: 'COS I DON'T WANT TO. IF I DID, THERE'S NOTHING WOULD STOP ME.
GOOD PERSONALITY: THE THING IS, YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN SPOKESMAN FOR LIAM.
BAD PERSONALITY: ARE YOU?
GOOD PERSONALITY: YEAH. I AM.
BAD PERSONALITY: YOU MIGHT BE IN YOUR LITTLE WORLD, BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IF YOU THINK WHAT I TELL LIAM IS BU LLSH*T, I THINK WHAT YOU TELL HIM IS BULLSH*T, MAN.
GOOD PERSONALITY: FINE. YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR LIAM.
BAD PERSONALITY: I DO SPEAK FOR HIM.
GOOD PERSONALITY: I SPEAK FOR HIM. I'M SPEAKING NOW FOR HIM. AND I'M INTO IT. I'M INTO TELLING HIM TO BEHAVE, AND I THINK HE LIKES IT. I THINK THAT UNDERNEATH IT ALL, LIAM'S A GOOD GUY.
BAD PERSONALITY: NAH, NAH, NAH. THERE'S NO WAY HE LIKES BEHAVING. 'COS HE WAS BORN TO BE WILD & YOU KNOW IT. IF YOU BELIEVE HE'S A WELL BEHAVED LAD, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS COMPLETE AND UTTER F****N' BLOOOARSKYBLUH!
GOOD PERSONALITY: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU GONNA PRESSURE LIAM TO DO BAD THINGS?
BAD PERSONALITY: EVERY DAY. ...HOW OFTEN ARE YOU GONNA PRESSURE HIM TO DO GOOD THINGS?
GOOD PERSONALITY: HOURLY
BAD PERSONALITY: YOU'LL NEVER MANAGE TO BEAT ME.
GOOD PERSONALITY: DO YOU HAVE ANY RECURRING DREAMS?
BAD PERSONALITY: YEAH. JUST THE ONE.
GOOD PERSONALITY: (MENACINGLY) I TAKE OVER LIAM'S MIND.