If You Wanna Kill The Spice Girls (sing to the tune of Wannabe...you know the tune, admit it!)

YO! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!

SO, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT.

I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY KILL THE SPICE GIRLS!

IF YOU WANNA KILL THE SPICE GIRLS, YOU ARE MY FRIEND

WE CAN'T LET THEM LAST FOREVER, LET'S BRING THEM TO AN END!

IF YOU WANNA KILL THE SPICE GIRLS YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE! IT MAY NOT BE TOO EASY, BUT WE CAN'T LET THEM LIVE.

NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, SAY YOU WANNA KILL THE SPICE GIRLS, ARE YOU FOR REAL? WELL, LET'S NOT BE HASTY, LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, CAUSE THOSE GIRLS REALLY BUG ME & IT'S TIME THEY SAID GOODBYE.

YO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!

SO, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT.

I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY KILL THE SPICE GIRLS!

NOW HERE'S THE STORY FROM A TO Z, YOU WANNA KILL THE SPICE GIRLS, YOU GOTTA LISTEN CAREFULLY.

WE'LL TAKE E SOMEPLACE & PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. WE'LL GET A HITMAN FOR G & MC, CAUSE HE'LL DO AWAY WITH 'EM QUICKLY.

AND AS FOR ME, HA YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SLAM THEIR BODIES DOWN & WIND THEM ALL AROUND, SLAM THEIR BODIES DOWN & WIND THEM ALL AROUND. SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM THEM ALL DOWN & KICK 'EM TO THE GROUND!

IF YOU WANNA KILL THE SPICE GIRLS!

*I wrote this for fun, & I am in no way trying to promote the slaughtering of Britain's most obnoxiously annoying, yet hugely popular Spice Girls. If this should influence anyone to actually kill a Spice Girl, I take no blame! Credit, sure.....but no blame!

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