WOMEN RIVALRY [a fictional spin-off of "WIBBLING RIVALRY"]:

Most oasis fans have read the transcript to "WIBBLING RIVALRY", an arguement between Liam & Noel Gallagher that occured at the Forte Crest Hotel, Glasgow in April of 1994.

In order to make my homepage a little different from the other oasis homepages, I decided to create fictional spin-offs of "WIBBLING RIVALRY.

Each week I'll create a different spin-off. This week's isWOMEN RIVALRY. The scenario: Noel & Liam decide to go spend a weekend at home with their mother. Noel brings Meg, & Liam brings Patsy. The problem, there is only one bathroom, & Meg & Patsy have to fight for it. [if you've never read "WIBBLING RIVALRY", this won't make much sense to you.]

[It's 8:30 in the morning, Meg & Patsy are downstairs at the breakfast table waiting for Liam to get out of the bathroom.]

LIAM: [Leaves bathroom]

PATSY: [Runs into the bathroom & locks the door.]

MEG: [Storms up the steps] You hogged the bathroom up yesterday morning, give me a chance in there.

PATSY: Get real!

MEG: How do you feel that we've only been here for 2 days & you've already developed a reputation for being a bathroom hog?!

PATSY: Me, I'm into it. But at the end of the day, I come out of the bathroom & I get a clip from Liam, & I do. He says, "What do you do in there all that time, you little tinker?"

...PATSY: But you see, I wanna get in the bathroom, & spend a couple hours in there so I can look really nice.

MEG: Woah, that's not what you're on about.

PATSY: I am.

MEG: You're on about taking up the bathroom all day so I can't get in there, that way you will look better than me.

PATSY: So what you're saying, right, is that you don't want me to fix myself up. You want me to go around looking like I just woke up.

MEG: No, not at all. I just want you to share the bathroom. It's not just for you, it's not just for me. It's all about sharing. Sharing! Sharin!Sharing! Sharing!

PATSY: Do you want me to walk around & look like I just rolled out of bed?

MEG: No. What you're doing is being a selfish brat, & I won't stand for it. Why don't you go lock yourself in the basement & say you're actress Patsy Kensit.

PATSY: Because I don't wanna. If I did there's nothing that would stop me.

MEG: The thing is, you never share with me.

PATSY:-& do you share with me?

MEG: Yes, I do.

PATSY: Well, if you think that me being in the bathroom isn't right, I think that your being in the bathroom isn't right.

MEG: Well, that doesn't even make any sense, because I'm never in the bathroom!

PATSY: Well, I'm an actress & I have to spend time in the bathroom so I can look good.

MEG: You know what I say? -Being an actress is about playing parts & doing a good job of it. It's coming back after a movie preview, & saying that your per ormance blew the audience away. It's not about spending half the day in the bathroom. -& you were in there for 12 hours yesterday.

PATSY: Oh, I was not. You can take your 12 hours & shove it up your big nose till it comes out your big toe.

MEG: I'm sick of you not sharing, & I won't stand for it anymore.

PATSY: You're getting hung up about a situation concerning the bathroom.

MEG: You just wait Patsy, cause someday I'm gonna kick you out of the bathroom, & then do you know what'll happen...?

PATSY: What?

MEG: [Menacingly] I'll take over.

*Keep in mind, this did not really happen...atleast, I don't think it did.*

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