• Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
• Sociable - Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not
• Cross-eyed - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed
• Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later
• Indifferent - If all urinals being used, pisses in sink
• Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor
• Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection
• Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug
• Absent minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants
• Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble
• Tough - Bangs it on side of urinal to dry it
• Patient - Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand
• Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both
• Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants
• Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away
• Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants
• Sneaky - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent; knows man in next stall will get blamed

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