By Baz
Back of the class,
Nothing to do,
Algebra, fractions,
I want to sniff glue.
Art lesson next,
This might be my chance,
Put on some music,
And dance to some trance.
Back of the class,
The glue pots are out,
I give them a sniff,
The teacher shouts, "Out!"
One in my pocket,
Stood at the door,
Have a quick sneaky sniff,
And pass out on the floor.
I'm floating, I'm floating!
Far, far away,
With Gillian Anderson,
And Madame Cholet.
Hmmm, Hamsters.
