waiting in the airport...
sherr: god! it took us forever to clean up after that food fight!! who started that anyways?!
liz: i know!! it took me forever to get the pie crusts and pizza outta my hair!!
carl: i know what you mean...(strokes his bald head)
sherr: (seeing drill coming back from the ticket place) so what seats did we get?! who all got window seats?? did we take up the whole damn plane?! (drill sits down and sherr looks at the tickets) why are there only 4??
drill: (keeping his voice down) well..i kinda only got a ticket for you, me, rob, and liz...
sherr: then where's everyone else going to sit?!
(later on...under the plane)
adam: move your foot, emery!!
emery: well i WOULD, if paul's head wasn't in the way!
emps: hey!! keep off of my pauly!!
dr: i think it's waaay too cramped in this place
jess: (from under something) why did ONLY the newlyweds get the tickets?!
sparkie: (eating something) i think it's cause drill wanted to save money
kyle: i would have gladly bought my OWN ticket, thank you very much!
brett: damn straight
ots: why are the fuel dudes hangning out with us now?
jeff: i'm not exactly sure, but i always wanted to gamble all the money i don't have away!
kevin: sounds like a plan...
sparkie: what's that smell??
ots: the first one who smelt it delt it!!
sparkie: hahahahhahahaha nonono...not THAT smell!! it smells like.... food!!
kyle: (stomach growling..) hmm..sounds like lunch time...
paul: what i wouldn't give for a muffin right now..
emps: (throwing her arms around paul) YOU'RE my little muffin, pauly!! ::big smile::
meanwhile...where the food is..
drill: i'll bet they're really hungry down there..
liz: you mean you didn't even give them a bag of food?!
drill: (lowers his head and says shamefuly) no
rob: dude!! they're prolly eating eachother right now!!
down below...
brett: who's that gnawing at my leg??
dr: is that what that is?? i'm sorry!!
emery: hahaha and YOU'rE the dr!! hahahahaha
dr: well i WOULD normally be able to distingish a human limb from a piece of meat, but my hunger is blinding me right now!
em: hahahahaha that's a good one!! lemme write that down!! (reaches in her pockets)
jeff: ow...i think my legs fell asleep...
on the top
rob: (eating the plane food) you know...this stuff isn't all that bad!!
liz: (grimacing) what the hell are you SAYING?! are you sober, dear??
drill: i think he's right! where do they get this stuff?? (looking around)
sherr: (staring blankly at her chicken) do they really expect us to believe that they've got on the grill back there?? (pokes at the meat with her fork)
drill: i dunno WHAT they do, but it sure is tasty!
sherr: (looks at drill and sniffs his drink...testing for alcohol SPIKE!!! hehe!)
drill: (chewing..and grabbing for his drink from sherr's nose) it's ok!! (SIIIIP)
sherr: anyone want MINE?
drill: Oohh if you don't... (scooches sherr's plate over)
liz: here, robbie rob (dumps her chicken onto his plate)
rob: oohh...more for me.. (chewing)
back down UNDER
sparkie: i'm STARVING!! i need to be FED!!
brett: (covering his legs) we all need to be fed...
dr: let's all sing a song!! to take our minds off the pain!
em: umm...let's not and say we did??
dr: any requests?!
kyle: flag pole sitta!
dr: i'm an amputee!! wait..i can't be the amputee..i'm the DR!
ots: i think we need to seriously consider something ELSE to do with our time down here...
above
pilot: prepare for landing...or whatever it is i say..
sherr: oohh!!! las vegas, here we come!!
rob: (hitting his ears while liz tries to control his hands) ears!! popping!!
liz: it'll be ok, rob!!
rob: ears!! owow!
drill: i can't wait to see how much money i can win!! and how lucky i am!
sherr: oh..you're pretty damn lucky, alright
drill: hehehehe (blushes)
the plane lands...and the rest of the group is asleep below.. and the plane people start tossing the baggage... the newlyweds go up to the baggage claim to collect their things...but down under...
dr: (asleep under a bag) wah!! (a baggage dude throws her onto the conveyer belt and she slides down to the baggage claim)
emery: (asleep on top of a bag) aaaaghhhhh!! (she's tossed)
brett: (half asleep on top of paul) aaaaahhhh!! (he's tossed)
(pretty soon..everyone's tossed down onto the conveyer belt and the newlyweds collect all the people)
drill: see how easy that was?? and so much cheaper!
kevin: don't ever be cheap again.....
drill: after this week, i won't ever hafta worry about that!! (feeling pleased with his fantasies of winning the jackpot)
adam: (stretching) ok..so do we find a hotel now or something??
rob and drill: (look up) hotel?
CUT TO:(ed's note:<==i think that explains it better hehe!)the group at a phone booth with adam on the phone
adam: we need a room for 14...(listening) well can't you make the room bigger or something?? (lisetning) so we'll need 4 extra rooms?? (listening) how about 3 extra rooms?? (listening) ok..we need 3 rooms..(listening) name?? gaynor..adam okie doky! (hangs up) well you guys (looks at sherr, drill, rob and liz) hafta get your own rooms ..obviously..hehe ::wink:: ::wink::
drill: gotcha! (turns to sherr who's looking in the hotel guide)
sherr: (pointing out to rob and liz) see..this one has a heart shaped bed and jaKOOZIE! (juds' note: i can't spell it, so might as well fuck it up) kinda reminds me of all those cheesey sitcoms where a couple runs off to las vegas...
drill: let's get it!! is everything pink, too?!?
sherr: i dunno?? (looks at the picture) i'm guessing so...( the picture is pink)
drill: (suspiciously) you can never be too sure...some of these dirty low lifes only wanna get your MOO LAH!
sherr: (looks at drill blankly) you really want a pink room that badly?
ots: can we just SPEED up the process?! i just wanna go get something to EAT!
brett: (sitting in a seat rubbing his leg) yeah...i think some of us (looking at dr girlie) need to get fed more than others.....
dr: i'm sorry!! (shrugs)
em: mmmm..... fooooood... (drools)
rob: ohh you guys missed out on THE best lunch!!
drill: yeah! it was awesome!! airplane food KICKS!
(everyone stares at them blankly while they smile and remember their lunch)
rob: (rubbing his stomach) and we got TWO servings, too... !!
drill: (looking off into the distance and rubbing his stomach) mmmmm.....
ots: (reminding everyone, frustarated...) THE ROOM!! REMEMBER?!
sherr: yeah! the room!! (grabs drill's arm) stop thinking about that sucky lunch!
drill: can you cook like that?! i think NOT! they should get their own cooking station!!
rob: yeah!!! and a cook book!!!
liz: (grabs rob's arm) ENOUGH ABOUT THAT CRAPPY FOOD!! WE HAFTA START OUR HONEYMOON!! i've been waiting for this day all my life!
rob: ok...now what room did we decide on?
(after all was taken care of, the mb20 kids and the newly weds...and, oh yeah, the fuel guys.... hopped onto a bus and were hauled off to their hotel. when they arrived...)
rob: ohh!! look at this place!! (looks behind the building for the pool) ohh is this a pond?!?!
ots: (screaming) JUMP IN AND SEE!!! hehehe
rob: ::splash:: aaaagh!! fish in me pants !! fish in me pants!! (manda, dr, paul and liz run over to see what happened)
dude cleaning the pool: that's not a fish...that's my brush going up your pants...now get outta the way!!
liz: (helping rob outta the pool) MY poor rob!! why'd you jump in?!
rob: i thought that's what god told me to do... (liz assists rob in walking back to the bus)
manda: (turns to dr and they start laughing hysterically)
(back at the bus...)
brett: (leaning against the bus smoking a ciggarette)
emps: (walks up to brett and smiles) you know..smoking isn't that great for your voice...
brett: (stares at her blankly)
emps: maybe I should take that hehe!! (goes for the ciggarette)
sparkie: (runs up to emps) hey!! keep your hands off my man!! you've got paul, remember?!
emps: (turns around to see paul looking at her with a sweet, puppy dog face) i'm sorry my little muffin!! (runs to him and hugs him) brett's just evil!!
sparkie: that's much better hehe!! (turns to brett and smiles)
brett: (looking at sparkie....turns on to the bus and checks behind him making sure she isn't following)
sparkie: (waits for brett to get on the bus and then follows...)
driver: hey!! get alla yer shit off my bus before i throw it off!!! (takes a drag of his ciggarette)
dr: who climbed up yourass and died??
kevin: well, i guess we'd better hurry the hell up.... (grabs for the bags..there's 4)
sherr: no one brought anything with them??
jeff: well, we woulda, but we were in such a hurry to get on the plane that...(giggles) hehe we kinda hehe forgot!..ehhhh....::sigh::
sherr: ohh!! (drops her head on drill's shoulder) i feel so bad for making you guys come out here!!
carL: nonono..don't feel bad!! we love it out here!! we get to gamble!! nothing's funner than winning lots of money!
sherr: (looks up at carl with tears in her eyes) are you sure it's ok??
carl: i'm sure!! (turns around to everyone) we're all sure, right?! (widens his eyes and makes everyone say yes)
everyone: yes
ots: i guess so
sherr: ok...then i guess it's ok (wipes the tears from her eyes)
brett: (running off the bus)
sparkie: (comes out) hey!! wait up!! (goes after him)
kyle: we need to eat something..
adam: yayayaya..maybe they have a restaraunt in the hotel??
drill: yeah...i hope they have good food
rob: like on the plane..(remembers)
drill: nonono..nothing can compare to that... nothing
rob: ::sigh:: (remembering the "grilled" chicken)
liz: Move it!! we gotta get inside before they starve!
brett: (comes running up to the group and hides behind carl)
sparkie: hey carl! seen brett around??
carl: yeah..he's right behind me... (steps aways)
brett: (stands straight up) kinda defeats the purpose...(sarcastically) eh, CARL?!
(inside...the kids try to get seated at the restaraunt...)
adam: (talking to the host) no..we need a table for 16...
host: we don't have that big of a table, sir
adam: can you make one??
host: hmm..
adam: c'mon!! it's their wedding day!! (looks at drill, sherr, rob and liz and looks at the host and smiles) ::big smile::
kyle: do you know who we are?!?!
host: (gives kyle's face a good look) mm..no, i don't
jeff: (out of pure curiosity) do you know who we are?
host: hey!! you're the guys from FUEL!!
jeff: (pleased).. alright!!
host: i'll have you all seated right away!! (grabs 16 menus and runs off)
carl: hey! pretty cool!!
kyle: (disappointed) i can't believe he didn't recognize us...
adam: i know what you mean...
( a few minutes later, the host comes back and seats the group and takes the orders for drinks)
ots: i think it'd be easier if we all just order the same thing...
drill: yayaya...(to the host) 6 cokes, 6 sprites, and 4 ice teas.... now we have a variety!!
ots:...ok..
carl: (turning towards brian) so anyways...farming soy beans is HARD work... you gotta know your beans..and i mean know your beans!! i'm not foolin' around here!! (gets excited) when i was growing up, i had to get my ass outta bed every day and GO and FARM those damn beans!!
em: (turns to carl) ooh!! you used to farm soy beans!!?!
carl: (modestly) ...hehe..well..yeees...
em: how cool!!! (looks dreamily at carl) ::sigh::
carl: wanna know a little more?? ::big smile:: huh?? HUUH??!?!
em: (enthusiastically sits straight up) yayayayaya!!! (carl begins to explain the origins of farming soy beans while the waiter serves the drinks)
dr: there's something floating in my ice tea.... (looks at the glass suspiciously...)
rob: are you sure it's not a lemon or something??
dr: nonono..i'm sure of it!!
rob: lemme see....(grabs the glass) AGH!! (pulls out a dead spider and after a moment...) wah!! whatta place!! ::big smile::
liz: (disgusted) ewww! how can you sit there and praise that?!
rob: it's not like she drank it or anything..
em: well what if soy beans go out of business??
carl: (pauses for a long time..then rushes off)
liz: we're not eating here, robbie rob!! there's spiders in the glasses!! (stands up)
(the whole restaraunt gets quiet and rushes outta their seats..the group is left there in the silence...)
liz: oops..(covers her mouth and sits down)
rob: ohh..no biggie..
waiter: (rushing out to the table) what's the matter?!? (looks around) WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
liz: umm..we gotta go.. (grabs rob's arm and runs out of the restaraunt with the group following)
em: we gotta wait for carl!
jeff: oh...he's got a good sense of direction...he'll find us..(they run off)
waiter: (sits down and holds his head in his hands...) ohh!! ::sob:: what happened?! all these unpaid for meals!! ::sob::
carl: (wandering out) hey..where'd everyone go?!
(outside...)
carl: (running towards the group) hey !! where'd you guys go!?
em: i told them to wait! but they REFUSED TO!! see, carl?! i'm the only one who cares for you... ::big smile::
carl: hehehe!! (blushes)
brett: we were trying to get rid of you, carl
em: HEY!! (walks up to brett FACE TO FACE and pushes him with her little finger) now, YOU play NICE with my CARL!! ; P!!
carl: hehehe...(blushes)
(the group walks to the elevator and jeff pushes the button...but the elevator doesn't come...)
brian: here..you obviously pushed it wrong..lemme... (reaches over for the button...and it doesn't come)
ots: i guess we can all just order room service or something, eh??
liz: (claps her hands together) OH! that's a great idea!! (turns to rob...) room service, rob!!!
kyle: you guys don't know how to summon the elevator...(pushes the button and it comes..they all get it)
jess: (muffled) i don't think--OW--we'll all fit!!!
rob: (left outside the elevator with the rest of the group inside) oh!! i'll make us all fit!! (walks back a few steps and turns around and RUNS towards the elevator and STUFFS the people in...the doors close)
(inside the elevator..silence...everyone's looking at the floor #)
kevin: doesn't it seem like the #s that light up are the elevator gods??
(::DING:: the doors open and people FALL out on top of eachother)
emps: now! let's all go to our rooms!! (enthusiastically grabs paul's hands and runs)
drill: emps!! you know it's only the newlyweds that get their own private rooms right??
emps: (continues to run) SCREW THAT!! hehehehe!!
pauL: (running after his arm) hehe! BYE guys!!
adam: i don't think she gets it...
drill: anyways... ok here's our keys..(hands a key to rob and liz) i guess...we can all split up,...and watch las vegas cable now...
(after deciding to meet again downstairs at 7 to GAMBLE!!..the group splits up..rob and liz leave..and drill and sherr go off)
adam: (standing in front of a door) hey! who's rooming with me?!
jess: who's gonna be with me?
jeff: (standing at the room next door next to carl and em) who's gonna be with us?! (the group scurries over to jeff's and jess' sides)
adam: hey hey hey...now someone HAS to be with ~me~!! (jeff's room: carl and em, kyle, and brian...jess's room: kevin, paul and emps, and brett...adam's room: ots, sparkie, dr girlie)
adam: ahh see?! now it's all fair!! (opens the door and walks in) OHH!!! FREE SHAMPOO!!!
(ots sparkie and the dr all look at eachother...and walk in..)
dr: good night guys!!
kyle: it's not time for sleep yet
dr: ohh..(looks around and then at her watch.) i guess not...
(everyone goes into their rooms and that hall was the LOUDEST hall in the hotel...when 7pm rolls around adam's room goes to get everyone up and out)
adam: (knocking on jeff's door) hey guys!! time to go!
jeff: (from the inside) this is like camp! (the door opens and adam's room runs inside)
sparkie: (going for the drawers) have any food ?! anything edible? something to eat?! they had crackers in the room in Bath! (searches through the drawers while carl and em sit on a bed watching CNN...or eachother..or something like that)
kyle: (in the bathroom talking to brian) is my hair ok?!
brian: hmm... maybe we should put more hair spray in it?
kyle: what's there to hold up?
brian: i'm not sure, but i just like to spray it! it smeeeellls so niiiiice!!! (sprays and sniffs sprays and sniffs)
adam: i'm gonna go get jess and them...(leaves)
jeff: you do that...(engrossed in a story on CNN)
(jess's room RUNS inside)
brett: HEY! are you guys watching CNN?!
ots: what's so good on cnn?
jess: mb20's on entertainment today!
adam: WHAT?! we did that show?! COOL!! (grabs an empty spot on the floor)
(after the interview..drill and sherr come over)
drill: hey guys what's up!? ready to go?!
(The phone rings and sherr picks it up)
sherr: rob and liz are on their way!
some hotel attendant dude: hey! you can't have more than 6 people in here! 10 at the MOST!
kevin: (shoves him outta the door...then there's a knock and he opens it) WHAT DO YOU--
liz: (looking scared and trying to hide in rob's arm)
kevin: oh! i'm sorry! i thought you were ...nevermind..come on in!!
liz: hey guys! it's time to go!! it's 7!
(everyone gets up and leaves the room...they venture into the elevator and since the casino is connected to the hotel, they don't have to find a ride!)
adam: ohh!! look at the flashing lights!! (follows the flashing lights into the casino)
em: i'll go keep an eye on him..(starts off after adam)
carl: ohh! i'm comin' too! (follows em)
sherr: come on guys, let's go! (starts off into the casino. they all pass the security guards...but...)
ots: hey! i don't have id!
security dude: you gotta be at least 21..or whatever the legal gambling age is in this country
ots: well..you can make an exception, cant you?!
security guard: well..if i let you in, i'd have to let everyone in!
ots: no you wouldn't ! just all of us!
secturity dude: (shakes his head no)
ots: (storms off) dammit dammit dammit!!
sparkie: (walks up to the guard) lemme in!
security dude: same thing with you, my friend..
sparkie: = O DAMMIT!
dr: (walks up to the guard) how about me! i'm 45!
security guard: (stares at her and shakes his head no)
brian: (goes up to the guard) i'm 28
guard: yeah right... NEXT!
brian: (follows all the other rejects)
sherr: (goes out to get the underaged guys) hey! whats' wrong?
ots: captain skippy there won't let us in cause we're underaged!
sherr: uh oh! whaddowe do?!
if YOU know what the guys do, e-mail me, cause i don't LOL!!
(all the people who couldn't get in go back upstairs. when they get off the elevator..they hear a strange noise coming from the closet down the hall)
sparkie: what the hell is that?!
brian: ohh i'm gonna go see! (sneaks up to the door and puts his finger on his lips telling everyone to be quiet and swings open the door)
voice: (shriek) ahhh!
voice#2: ahhhhh!!
brian: (covering his eyes) aaaaaahh!! i'msorry i'm sorry i'm sorry! (closes the door and a few seconds later the door opens...)
emps: (coming out of the closet straightening her clothes) hey!! i'm sorry guys!
paul: (following emps) is it time to meet?
ots: it's pasttime to meet!!
pauL; ohh shit..we're really sorry!!
emps:(wipes the make up off paul's face) why are you guys up here?
dr: we couldn't get in...
ots: umm..where's jess?
sherr: she's in there..
ots: how'd SHE get in there?!
sherr: talked dirty to the guard? i dunno?!
emps: well..we can all go eat something! (looks at paul)
pauL; yayaya! let's go!
(the group turns around towards the elevator and they all get in...)
sparkie: soo..where do you guys wanna go?
ots: it's emps' idea..where do you wanna go emps??....emps??
(emps and paul never got into the elevator...they went back into the closet)
ots: dammit! where'd they go?!
brian: well..since they're not here, i say we go to a special place that i saw in the phone book!
dr: when'd you find time to read the phone book?
brian: when i was in the bathroom..anyways.. it looks really cool...and there's lots of "entertainment" hehehehehee!!!
ots: sure! sounds like fun to me!
sherr: (while the group comes outta the elevator) you guys don't mind if i go back to gambling drill's $$ do ya??
dr: sure! go ahead! see ya later! (sherr leaves and as she leaves the second elevator door opens and emps and paul run out)
emps: hey! wait for us!!
ots: i thought you were making out in the closet!
pauL: hehehe (blushes) we were!
ots: anyways.. brian says he found the perfect place for us to go!
paul: ohhh!!
sparkie: can we eat there?
(the group ends up walking to a wood cabin type place and it's all lit up with neon lights...one that says XXX)
dr: ohh!! look at that!! (points to a light of a lady taking off her top) isn't that (the neon light takes off her top) AHHH! (covers her eyes)
brian: ohhh cool!!
emps: (clinging to paul's arm) what type of place is this?!
paul: (fascinated) a cool one...
(the group goes in and are greeted by the host)
host: smoking or non?
dr: NON!! healthy for the lungs! =)
(as they are seated, they look around..there's women everywhere! they're taking off their clothes and dancing at the tables!! [ed note: and other stuff they do in strip clubs..i wouldn't know..i don't usually go to those places LOL!])
emps: AHHH!! (hides in paul's arm)
paul: (fascinated) a cool one
emps: (looks up immediately at paul) hey! (paul continues to look at the dancers) HEY HEY HEY!! (slaps paul's arm) LOOK OVER HERE!
pauL: wha?! huh?! OW OW OW! (blocks emps' hits)
emps: (looking hurt) why are you staring at them??
paul: i'm not staring!! i'm studying the art of DANCE!
emps: >=O!!! SHADDUP! (turns her back towards paul)
paul: i'm sorry emps!! really i am!! forgive me!! PLEEEASE!!
dr: BAD PAUL! BAD BAD PAUL!!
host: so what do you want to drink??
brian: all the wine coolers you have!
ots: wine coolers, eh??
brian: (sits back with a stupid smile on his face) yaya wine coolers...heh heh
(the host brings out the wine coolers...but brian's dancing on the table with some chick!)
dr: (eating the complementary chips on the table) hey, brian! get your foot outta my sauce!! (brian moves his foot) thanks (dip)
(after a while..the whole group starts drinking..and emps and paul start making out cause they're drunker than jesse camp on acid..not really drunk, but you know what i mean)
paul: emshy... i think i loff you!
emps: mupfi..... i loobbbee..you?? (they kiss forever)
ots: tell me.about...the time..the elfant.... drobe...the traker...::PLOP:: (her head falls on the table)
dr: are you alwite? ::plop:: (her head falls in the dip)
sparkie: AHHHHH!H (brian and his dancing partner are still semi-sober.. but the police suddenly BUSTED the joint!)
POLICE: hey! we're the police..and stuff!! do what we say! you all are in deep shite! (everyone hits the floor except for brian who's still dancing)
police: you're all under arrest for being drunk and passing out in a crappy place..such as this one...cuff 'em, roy!
( almost everyone in the place was taken off..INCLUDING all the mb20 kids...when they got to the station..)
officer roy: you can have ONE phone call...
brian: me first! (makes a call) hi mom?? ya! guess where i'm calling from?! THE BIG HOUSE! and YOU said i'd never make it...dreams really do come true..IN YOUR FACE!! haha!
ots: (still a little drink) that'd no waIY to tak to mommy!
brian: who said i'm talking to my mom??
emps: if you're not gonna make an important BAIL-US-OUT-NOW call, lemme use!! (grabs for the fone and calls sherr) sherr!! we need help!! (pause) we're in jail! you gotta get us out!! (pause) WOOOOT?! (turns to the group) they're outta money! SHITE!
the group: ::gasp!!::
emps: well! come down here and help us out!!
police dude: times up, miss..
emps: (at the police dude) grrrrrrr (with a mean face and he backs off) (on the phone) ok!! (hangs up) they're coming...everyone is!
sparkie: ohh! this'll be soo embarrassing!
ots: i tink..it'll look kinda ....COld.. cool?? cool...we're..rebowls! passes out on dr girlie's shoulder)
dr: hey!! get off a ~meeeee~... i ii hafta,..keep my own balance!
police dude: ok..let's go.. (the group follows the guy to their cells...separated by boy girl...)
emps: (clinging to the paul's drunk arm) paul!! we can't be seaparated!!! pauly!! muffin!
paul: shamp!! don't you..separrrrrrate uuuss!! letter go!
police guy: sorry..this is the way it hasta be.. (dumps brian and paul into the cell and ots, emps, the dr, and sparkie in the cell next door)
(as the group waits... the drunk people fall asleep..and emps and paul hold hands through their cell doors..until...the rest of the group shows up)
sherr: EMPS!! PAUL!! brian?? (brian is dancing around in the cell)
kyle: brian? was it that hair spray you were sniffing a while ago??
emps: get us outta here!!
sparkie: i'm starving! we need a meal! they dont' feed us in here!! see?! (points to a sign near the door that says "do not feed the animals")
dr: I...i.. have...an erdea!.......(long pause) weeee..can diig..us outta her...and..... ::plop::
ots: oh no! now we'll never get her idea! (begins slapping the dr's face to wake her up)