from FUEL??!?)
sherr, drill, liz, rob, the rest of mb20, sparkie, manda, emps, paul, jess, sug, dr, emery...and basically everyone (just reminding you of the characters hehe!) are sitting in the back yard of sparkie's house talking)
sherr: oh drill..after all that you and rob went through!! you aren't psycho yet?
drill: nope..i've got a high tolerance for these types of things...(sits back and smiles. sherr seems satisfied with that answer and snuggles up to him on the concrete)
sparkie: let's swim, dudes!
emps: umm...no.. ROB let's hear some more about your TRAUMATIZING experience with :: gulp :: BEAN!
rob: ok!! well...after drill and i were clubbed over our heads with a HAMMER, somehow i still retained a bit of consciousness..... well..i felt that we were being stuffed into something..something deep...something like my white toyota carolla... but i'm SURE that wasn't it.... where's my car?
ots: (SPLASH!) AHHHHHHAHAHAHA AHHHHH AHAHAHA
sparkie: WAH! (everyone turns around to see that manda shoved sparkie into the pool... but then sparkie grabbed manda's leg and falls in after sparkie)
ots: AHHHHH!! ::splash::
liz: this is no time for FUN!! my robbie's tellin' us a story!! (wraps her arms around rob's neck and sits in his lap) go on, robbie!!
rob: OK..well.. after being CLUNKED over the head with a GLASS bottle and being sHOVED into the BLACK abyss of some UNKNOWN vehicle--
dr: i thought you said you were hit over the head with a hammer..
rob: (ignoring her) ...i passed out from lack of oxygen with in the first five minutes...drill, i think , was already good and gone
sherr: POOR DRILL!! (kisses drill' s head repeatedly...kinda like therapy)
sparkie: ::slush:: ::slush:: you guys should swim, too! it's hot! we should cool off!!
adam: YAY!! WAWA! (jumps into the pool) c'mon brian!!
(kyle's cooking a barbque<===err..however you spell that..and pretty soon everyone but rob and liz are in the pool..he's still telling his story and liz just sits in his lap with her arms around his neck with her eyes closed, listening...or falling asleep)
Kyle: TIME FOR FOOD!! (sparkie and adam race for the steps of the pool..they both reach the first step and sparkie steps over adam to get there first)
sparkie: (running towards kyle) food food food food food food.
adam: (running behind) MmMmMmmmmmMMmmmmm...
(everyone just chills for the rest of the day because tomorrow... is the wedding...)
the next day...
Kyle: (cooking in the kitchen) la la la la la la la
ots: (coming downstairs in her CLOUD pjammies) what's that smell??
kyle: ::sniff:: :: sniff :: i dunno?! is something burning?!
ots: (eyes widening) YEAH!! IT'S YOUR SHIRT!
kyle: (looks down, but nothing's on fire)
ots: (laughing histarically) ~ monkey's always looook!!~
kyle: (looks at manda) you don't need any breakfast
ots: (with a horrified look) I WAS KIDDING,man!! FEED ME!
Kyle: well..ok
(adam, brian and paul walk into the room..exhausted)
kyle: hey guys!..why so tired?!
adam: dunno?
brian: we had a bachelor party for rob
(a very refreshened rob wanders into the kitchen)
rob: gooooood morning!!
kyle: hey rob! why aren't you tired?
rob: huh?
kyle: (to rob) didn't you have a bachelor party last night?
adam, paul and brian: no-wait!-hush!--shut it! (adam , paul and brian hurry to hush kyle, but it was too late)
rob: i didn't have a bachelor party..i was up all night with liz!
kyle: then why did they say you had a bachelor party? (points to adam, paul and brian)
adam: ok, fine... rob wasn't at the bachelor party.. we held it in his honor
rob: you did?! hey!! then--(realizing) why wasn't i invited?
brian: (holding his head down, says quickly) ok, we went to a strip club..
paul: (runs away to get emps and escape the pressure in the kitchen)
kyle: (whiny) BRAIN!?! (brian looks fearful..like he's going to be yelled at) WHY DIDN"T YOU TAKE ME?!?!?!
braiN: (looks up) eh?
sparkie: (sniffs her way into the kitchen) is that breakfast i smell??
kyle: yuuuup!!
sherr: (running into the room) guys we gotta go!! we gotta get ready for the wedding!! (fumbles her shoes)
liz: (running after sherr and holding all the dresses, ready to pass them out) ok!! bridesmaids! : emps! jess! dr! sparkie! manda!! emery! (tosses them their dresses, but there's one left over) whose is THIS? (holds up a red dress)
sherr: (looking embarrasses) ooh.hhee that's mine =)
liz: ok!! now we gotta go!! we wanna get married, don't we, people?!
sherr: (looks up at everyone and sees that she and liz are the only ones hurrying....everyone else is standing around...sparkie, manda, and adam are eating) GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND LET'S GO!
(everyone jumps up and scurry for their shoes)
sherr: that's better =) (everyone goes out the door except for the grooms and their people...brian, paul, and adam)
(meanwhile..in the chick mobile..
manda: who chose these colors anyways?! (holding up her baby blue dress)
liz: I did!! just wear it!
(they pull up into the chuck E. cheese parking lot)
emery: why'd we stop?
liz: cause we gotta get married, silly! (sherr and liz begin to get out of the car, while the other sit there, confused)
sherr: THIS is where we're getting hitched!
sparkie: Ohhh!! cool!! (gets out of the car and wanders around) did you get the WHOLE place reserved?!
liz: YUP!
sparkie: COOOL!!
(the others get out of the car, slowly...and confused)
ots: whose idea WAS this anyways?
sherr: drill and rob's!
(they head inside to get dressed and ready)
meanwhile..back at the house...
drill: ooooww! it doesn't fit!!
rob: (standing in front of a mirror) then MAKE it fit..just look at me! (slowly turns towards drill and adam and brian, who are trying to help drill get on his suit)
drill: umm..(rob's sleeves don't fit and they're sticking out of his jacket...) greeeeat...
paul: (walks into the room eating an otter pop) so.. almost ready?
brian: where've YOU been?!
paul: watching tv...why?? having problems??
adam: just a little ::tug:: (trying to make drill's suit fit)
paul: ohh..i'm sorry..i'll help.. KYLE!!! (takes a bite of his otter pop) kyle! COME HERE AND HELP THEM! there ya go! (walks back out to watch tv)
chuck e cheese
sparkie: you really think i should trust them dudes at my house alone?
ots: no...liz?? you're wearing blue?!
liz: YAH!! BABY blue... isn't it great?! (sherr walks in with her RED wedding gown on)
sherr: isn't it beautifuL?!
dr: why isn't it white?
sherr: hehe cause!! it's not my first marraige..(elbows dr) if ya know what i mean ::wink:: ::wink::
dr: uhh...yeah... i like these cream colored dresses...
ots: yeah, sherr! i like your dresses better!
liz: MANDA!! WEAR IT!
ots: (scared) ok
sparkie's house
drill: we gotta get going!! it's almost 11!! c'mon c'mon!! (hurries out the door..everyone follows)
adam: (picks up the keys) i'll drive you guys!
paul: (grabs the keys) no...i'll drive...
adam: WHY!
paul: last time you managed to get your ass glued to the seat
(they all laugh and adam turns red and goes to make a call)
chuck e cheese
sparkie: (hanging up the phone) they're on their way!
ots: don't look at eachother before the wedding , sherr and liz! (sherr and liz turn their backs to eachother)
liz: why not?!?!?
ots: (with a blank stare) no, not YOU two! drill and sherr and liz and rob!! it's bad luck!
sparkie: (looking out the window) they're here!
dr: that was fast..
sparkie: well..in fiction...time flies
emery: i'll go greet 'em! (runs out to the front)
dr: ooh! me, too! (follows em)
jess: when do the guests arrive??
sherr: oh...they should be here soon...
sparkie: where's the reception gonna be?
sherr: near the stage!
sparkie:...you think they started setting up yet??
sherr: probably! (sparkie quietly heads for the door) but you can't eat YET! (sparkie quietly sits back down)
emery: (in the hall) drill!! they're in here!!
sherr: (screams and hides behind ots, who's trying to figure out the dress) NO!! not in here! we can't see each other before the wedding!
emery: (pops her head in the door) Oh, not HERE...he was looking for the prize place..(looks out the door) NO! over THERE!(shakes her arm feverently) NO!! (walks out the door, but they can still hear her) OVER HERE DAMMIT!!
ots: umm..liz?? can i get a pant suit??
liz: (perfecting her dress) what? you don't like?
ots: well...i'll be frank
liz: and i'll be LIZ! [ed's note: i know it's cheesey, but it works! does it noT?!]
ots: I HATE DRESSES!!
liz: ok, if you feel that strongly about it, frank, you can wear a pant suit...but a YELLOW pant suit??
ots: = o yellow?
liz: yah..you hafta be coordinated, my dear frank..
ots: umm...ok, whatever..just gimme the pants!
meanwhile...near the prize place...
drill: (looking in the glass counter) well..i dunno...these prizes kinda suck...
adam: that's why we brought our own..(reaches behind the counter)
emery: uggg..
dr: weird!
drill: what the hell is that?
in the dressing room
ots: ok! how do i look?! (stretches her arms out to show off her yellow pant suit)
liz: umm..manda will walk between juds and em... we don't wanna be TOO ostentatious with that suit.....
jess: ahem... (everyone turns towards jess)
sherr: oh jess! you look sooo beautiful!!
jess: eh?
sherr: ohh!! cream is DEFINETLY your color!! (runs over to jess to straighten out her dress)
jess: huh?
back at the prizes
adam: (holding a big plastic bag up near his head) they're sticky hands...you slap 'em on the wall...and they stick!! hahahahahaha!! they're so silly! (the room is quiet) hahaha!! here! lemme show ya! (puts the bag down and reaches into it for his presentation. he pulls out a blue hand and slaps it against the counter) see?? it sticks!! (looks at the hand, which is slowly slinding off) look at it!! (talking as if he's the hand) 'oop! i'm stuck i'm stuck!'hahaha!! is this not GREAT?!(they just stare at him)
drill: umm...(slowly backing away) i gotta get ready..
emery: yeah..i think i'll help ya
dr: me too! (follows em)
rob: i gotta get ready
kyle: uh... i gotta go help rob
adam: what? you're all gonna leave me??
brian: (following the others) yeah.. (paul follows holding on to the back of brian's shirt)
adam: (left alone with a bag of hands) Oh..ok
(jess, emps and juds come in and see adam standing there)
jess: hey adam!
emps: what's up?!
adam: i got these prizes! they rock! (holds up the bag of hands)
emps and juds: oohhh... (reach in the bag to get lots of hands)
jess: what's that?! (as adam explains ots walks in...with her yellow pant suit)
adam: hey manda!
ots: are those those sticky hands? (sees emps and sparkie hitting eachother with the hands behind adam's back)
adam: yeap!
ots: ohh.. cool..
jess: whose idea was it to put you in a YELLOW pant suit, manda??
ots: mine...but personally...yellow seems to look better on a dress... (looks at her suit)
adam: hey..stop that..hey hey!! STOP IT! (manda looks up to see jess, sparkie, and emps attacking adam with the hands)
adam: (reaches in the bag to get some hands and slaps jess on the head with it) hahaha!
jess: OW! (slaps adam in the nose)
ots: this is too weird...(walks back to see what's happening with the guys)
rob: hey! it fits!! (turns towards em, dr, paul, kyle, brian and drill.. his shirt is sticking out of his jacket and his pants are about 2 inches too short)
paul: (sitting on the edge of the couch eating a muffin) ok, rob...
emps: (wanders into the doorway with a sticky hand stuck in her hair) i thought i smelled a muf-- PAuLY! (runs up to paul and his muffin and sits on his lap)
paul: (dropps the muffin) SHANNIE!!!! i'm your little muffin! (takes out the hand) i see you've been hanging out with adam... hehehehehe
drill: i think i'm ready..how about you, rob?
rob: umm...(looking at down his crooked tie screwing with it) yeah..(knocks at it) i think (knocks at it again) so... (knocks at it again)
sparkie: (running around outside) WAH! you missed!
adam: (knocking something over) c'mere!
jess: (hitting something repeatedly) BACK OFF!
kyle: what's going on out there? (gets up)
emps: NO KYLE! you don't wanna go out there! (but he does it anyways)
kyle: (from out the door) WAAAAAAAH!! :;slap:: ::slap::
emerey: i gotta see this! (goes over to the door and peeks out)
kyle: (holding his arm up..goes for the bag of hands) c'mere, jess!! (there's a multi colored mosaic of hands stuck on the walls and counters)
adam: (runs past the door way and em jumps back) ahhhhhhh!!! (sparkie runs after adam who's got green and blue hands stuck in his hair)
sparkie: i'm gonna get yer ass! (runs past em with purple and orange hands stuck to her shirt)
emery: (backing away from the door) umm... (slowly closing it) let's all just...stay away from them for now..
jess: (coming from out side) ADAM!! ::slap::
adam: ahhhh!!
emps: (looking out the window) HEY! the guests are coming!!
paul: let's go greet 'em, shannie..(they leave...opening the door) ::slap::
emps: hahahaha! (emps looks at paul...jess slapped his glasses and a red hand slowly slid off the lens)
dr: (runs to shut the door) hurry!! we gotta get ready!
in the other room with sherr...
ots: (walks in) hey, what's up?
sherr: ohh! i'm so nervous!
liz: (hyperventolating) sherr!! ::heave:: there's nothin::heave::g to be ::heave:: nervous abou::heave::t!!
sherr: (with a shakey voice) you're right...nothing..to be nervous...about (passes out) ::plop::
ots: (runs to sherr) sherr!! DON'T LOCK YOUR KNEES!!! BREATHE!! breathe dammit! breathe!
liz: (terrified from sherr's state of unconsciousness) AHHH!!
jess: (runs over to their door) what's wrong?! (she sees sherr passes out on the floor with manda trying to revive her and liz in her dress...screaming)
in the front where the guests arrive
(emps and paul stand near the door to greet the guests and tell them where to go)
paul: hello (tells them where to go)
emps: (as the guests pass..) please, sign the guest book!! ::big smile:: (points over to the guest book, which is empty. whispers to paul) why doesn't anyone sign the guest book?! we wanna know who comes!
paul: (whispers to emps) i dunno?? just be patient with 'em.. (greets people) hello!
emps: please sign the guest book! ::big smile:: (they pass it up, too. whispers to pauly) this is really pissing me off..they're ignoring me!! (takes action and gets up on a chair and calls attention from the line of guests arriving) HEY! LISTEN UP! YOU'RE GONNA SIGN THE GUESTBOOK, YA HEAR? AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SWIFT KICK IN THE A---(paul grabs her arm and pulls her off the chair)
paul: shhhhh!!! don't do THAT! (starts to laugh. greets another guest...)
emps: please sign the gues--::big smile:: ahhh!! (jumps on... brett scallions from FUEL??!?)
brett: wAH! carl! save me!
carl: (sits back and laughs at brett) how's my hair aheheheheh! (brett struggles to breathe and waves his arms around with emps clinging to him)
paul: hey hey hey!! get your hands off my woman! (walks over to shannie and pulls her off)
emps: (with a big smile) you guys have the BEST band!! you kick ASS!
kevin: really?? hey! (to the other fuel dudes) we kick ass!
jeff: (confused) i always thought so...
paul: (even MORE confused) i thought WE kicked ass??
emps: (turning to paul) oh yeah, you guys do, too (turns to brett and says dreamily) i love you...
brett: (looking confused...slowly pulling carl in front of him) umm..
carl: is my hair wet??
back in the brides' room)
ots: help me!! she's still unconscious!! dammit!
liz: ahhhh!! (in a state of panic)
>jess: here! lemme! (walks over to sherr and says in her ear) OHMIGOD!! DRILL'S COMING!
sherr: (pops up) no! he can't see me like this!! where can i hide!! manda! go stop him! (runs around and finally settles behind the door and mouths:) can he see me??
jess: nonono..he's not coming....i just said that to get you up
liz: i've got butterflies in my stomach!!
back in the boys' room
drill: ohh..it's almost time, rob!!
brian: (looks up from the video camera he was working on) almost time for what?
kyle: what happened to the camera?
brian: i dunno?? it broke.. but i think there was FOUL PLAY INVOLVED!
kyle: what makes you say that?
brian: because you can still see the dirt marks from the shoe stuck on there...see?? (hold up the camera to kyle and points out the shoe marks)
rob: ohh!! i've got butterflies in my stomach!
back at the front...
emps: looks like everyone's here... let's go sit
paul: ok (they go to sit and paul looks in the guest book) look...i guess your little motivational speech worked (the guest book was full of names and comments)
emps: see?! never doubt the power of EMPS! (looks in the guest book and sees all the names of the fuel guys... kevin----ever get the feeling like...you're being followed?? jeff---good luck rob and drill! carl--- how's my hair? christophe--maybe if i change my name..she won't find me...) ummm why'd brett change his name to "christophe"?
paul: (shurggs) let's go sit down!
in the boys' room
adam: (walks in) you guys! you gotta go!! take your places! (everyone gets up to leave)
kyle: so?? you think you can fix it?
brian: i'm not so sure..but it's too late to go buy another one...
in the brides' room)
liz: ok!! it's almost time!! breathe!! breathe!! :;heave::
sherr: ok..ok....ok..i'm..i'm..ok..i'm almost..ok...ok..::breathe:: i think--- i'm--i'm almost ready---to --ta--ta go...breathe...breathe
ots: this is so pathetic..you guys are waaaaaay too nervous to be getting married
sherr: i think manda's right... let's just calm down, liz
liz: calm...calm.. breathe in...breathe i--i- n.. out...breath out..brehehehehaaathe oouu-in in breath out breath in ..breathe i-out...
sherr: i think she's in really bad shape (the music starts)
dr:(runs to the doorway) it's time for you two! (waves her hand) c'mon!! (sherr and liz hurry to the door and collect themselves)
sparkie: i'll bet you two are pretty nervous,eh?? hehe (sherr and liz look at eachother) ohh! time for us!! emps goes first! i'll follow you, dr!
dr: where's manda?? she's between jess and em!
ots: hey, i'm right here...calm down
(the brides maids begin walking down the isle...or rather... the space between the tables where everyone has pizza sitting in front of them. finally, it's time for the brides!)
sherr: ok, liz..now..(grabs liz's hand) don't pass out.. (looks like she's getting whoozy)
liz: sherr!! stay conscious!! now, let's go!
(liz and sherr begin to walk down the isle.. they're doing ok... and then sherr begins to get wobbly...)
sherr: ::wobble:: ::wobble::
liz: (whispers to sherr) are you ok?!
sherr: (whispers to liz) yeah, but i feel like i'm losing oxygen to the brain...( her eyes roll around)
liz: unlock your knees!!
sherr: uh (unlocks her kness) that feels better...
(they finally make their way to the alter... and who's the priest?)
Bean: now, i know what you're gonna say.. 'where the hell did he come from?" well..i came from the freezer...but ya know..i'm not really that bad of a guy..just gimme a chance...and you'll see... i kinda like humans...!!
liz: uhh!!
drill: bean, just don't try and kill us again...and i think we'll be ok
bean: how many times do i hafta tell you? i didn't try to kill you!
rob: well..you never actually told us that... but i thought that the time when drill caught you putting arsenic on our oreos was a good enough clue that you wanted us killed
bean: how many times to i hafta tell you? that wasn't arsenic! it was a special bean powder i made!!
drill: well..you never actually told us that, either..but we'll let that one slide
sherr: he tried to kill you?! and you're letting him marry us?! THAT CAN'T BE!! drill!!
liz: BEAN can't marry us!! he's pure EVIL!! he collects peoples' souls!
sparkie: (from the side) is that wrong?
liz and sherr: he's satan! he's the devil! he's lucifer! he's the other 2/5 of tabitha's secret!
drill: ok ok..so he's evil and has no authority to marry us... c'mon..it'll be fun fun fun!
rob: well, drill..i think maybe we should find another dude to marry us...if liz and sherr feel so strongly about bean trying to kill us a few times.... why not?
drill: i guess you're right..but where are we gonna find a priest at this time!?
brett: (from the crowd) i actually considered going into the priesthood once..
drill and rob: (look at eachother) good enough..
drill: BRETT SCALLIONS!! COME ON DOOOOWN!!!
brett: ::big smile:: (stands up and runs down the isle..like a contestant on the price is right)
drill: so when was it that you considered joining the priesthood??
brett: oh..just a few minutes ago.. anyways... where's my lines??
rob: well... we really don't have any... just make something up as you go along..
brett: ok! ahem..(getting prepared) ok...you guys gotta take eachother 'til death do you part..in sickness and in health..in money and the slums..and every other time that i'm skipping.... do you? (looks at liz)
liz: YES!!
brett: do you? ( looks at rob)
rob: ooh yeah, baby!
brett: how about you? (looks at drill)
drill: damn straight!
brett: and you? (looks at sherr)
sherr: HELL YEAH!
brett: ok then, i guess it's settled...(begins to walk off the alter)
emps: is that it?
dr: aren't you missing something?
brett: huh? oh..(gets back up) kiss eachother ::smiles:: (walks back to his seat as the newly weds kiss)
sparkie: is it time for food?
at the reception
adam: (gets on a chair to make an announcement) FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY GAMES!! THESE PRIZES SUCK..SO I GOT MY OWN.. BUT THERE WAS A LITTLE EPISODE..AND WE NO LONGER HAVE ANY PRIZES....
the crowd: awww...
adam: (feeling bad..suddenly impovisizes [judy's note: <==i made that up didn't i LOL]) BUT WE DO HAVE A LOVELY QUINTET OF BACHELORS TO MY RIGHT! (points down to brett, kevin, jeff and carl)
kevin: (gets up next to adam) actually!! it's not me that's up for grabs...adam'll be taking my place!! (to adam) good luck, dude)
the crowd: YAY!!! (cheers)
adam: (getting off the chair) why are you out?
kevin: i'm married, dude!
adam: wHOOPS!! hahaha
sparkie: (running up to fuel) agh! i loooove you!! NICE HAIR CARL!
carl: (smiles) hey! thanks!
brett: (looking at carl weird)
carl: hey! YOU guys never compliment my hair! (looks hurt)
sparkie: i looove you guys! (emps runs up)
emps: i looooove you brett! (throws her arms around him)
sparkie: hey hey... i loooove brett!! (throws her arms on brett)
emps: FAK!!
sparkie: HEHE
emps: dammit!! HE'S MINE!!
sparkie: yeah right!! BACK OFF!!
bean: (running around thinks it'd be funny to start a FOOD FIGHT!) hehehe (picks up a pie and throws it towards sparkie and emps)
emps: (pissed off) aaaaahhhhh!!! (throws cookies at sparkie)
sparkie: (picks up can of cheese and sprays it on emps' hair and clothes) grrrr!!
emps: (pick up a can of whipped cream and squirts it on sparkie's dress) ahhhh!
sparkie: (picks up a tray of cheese squares and throws it at emps) hehehe
jeff: oohh!! food fight!! (picks up a plate of a heart shaped jello) hey brett!
brett: (turns around) wh--::slap::
jeff: heehehehehe
brett: (picks up a pizza and stuffs it down jeff's pants)
carl: ewwww :: slap:: (sparkie accidentally sprays carl with the cheese)
(pretty soon..the whole room begins to fight and food is flying everywhere.....)
Bean: hehe..look at what i have CREATED! (stares at the fight in awe of himself...even though he didn't start anything)
emps: HE'S MINE , DAMMIT!! i CLAIMED HIM FIRST!
sparkie: SHUT UP!! HE'S MIIIIIIINE!!
paul: (running up to emps and sadly asks) hey!! i thougt i was 'simply irresistable...'
emps: ohhh...(puts her handful of mashed bananas and fruit down) i'm sorry! you are! you ARE my little muffin!!! (hugs paul) pauly!! i still loff you!! (they start to make out [ed note: lmfao!!])
paul: YUM! what's that?!
emps: i think it's a piece of a muffin
paul: MMM!!! (begins feeding off emps' clothes and hair and stuff)
sparkie: hey! cool beans#$%^@#$^ i guess i get you, brett!
brett: (stops in his tracks...if he's actually on any) eh? (looks at sparkie who's smiling) oh.. that's....great... (begins to back away and pull carl in front of him)
sparkie: i like the pie smashed on your head, carl!
carl: it's *apple* ::big smile::
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Last Updated: 07/31/98 15:57