I BELIEVE THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP, BUT HELL I WOULD SURE LIKE TO BELONG TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE: The Common Population in General

HOLY NAME=Mesmer the Myth, the Woman, the Legend.

TITLES=Unworshipped Goddess

MY EMAILADDRESS(ES): Mesmer69@hotmail.com

HISTORY IN THE CHURCH: I was a "true" Catholic from the beginning of my life until I was confirmed in 8th grade when I realized I was just doing this because everyone else expected me to, from there I would have been considered and Atheist who believed in nothing, from there I formed my own opinions and ideas which I think will finally be included if I am "made" a Discordian.

THE REASON I JOINED THE CHURCH WAS BECAUSE THE Austin Powers Company DIDN'T ACCEPT MY PRIVATE DONATIONOF SWEDISH PINEAL ENLAGER.

THERE ARE CURRENTLY 2 WARRANTS FOR MY ARREST CRIMES I AM NOT GUILTY FOR= assault with a deadly weapon, and being and getting heavily intoxicated while in a dorm room........both did not happen, I swear it officer.

DID YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TRYING ANY ILLEGAL DRUG?

1. Uh it's not illegal in EVERY country.

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GO TO SLEEP DRIVING?

2. Am I suppose to be awake?

WHAT IS THE MIDDLE INITIAL IN FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT'S NAME?

3. D, but does it matter?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DOSED OF IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS.

4. 69

HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE NUMBER 5?

5. Prime Number, 5 fingered hand of Eris, V for Satan horns, umm numbers that end in 0 or 5 divisible by it....what does this have to do with anything?

BONUS: WHAT IS ERIS'S REAL MIDDLE NAME?

6. Kiffkah, or something like that, I can't remember now

ADDITIONAL INFO= umm I don't have a credit card because I believe they are satanic rituals. And my homephone does not need not be called by a Discordian at any time. Other then that I guess you should(n't) know that I'm a chica who really doesn't care too much about anything, but I do deserve to be worshipped.

OTHER PEOPLE'S E-MAIL WHO I THINK WOULD BE GOOD(or bad) FOR THE CHURCH= hmmm, I don't' think any of my friends would like that, plus friendship and hatred are unreal....but that's just my opinion.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE ON THE CHURCH MAILING LIST.

I AM NOT NOR EVER WAS A CABBAGE.

I HAVE OFTEN WONDERED WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PEE-WEE HERMAN.

I SAID THAT I WASN'T A CABBAGE.

YES YOU DO ASK TOO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS!