Quotes!
Here are some really funny quotes from all three of them!

"We'd make the ugliest bunch of girls I've ever seen!" -Ike

  "I don't usually have dreams. I'm too busy sleeping to dream." -zac

"If a bully is beating up on a really cute girl, I'm a fighter!" -Tay

  "I'm seeing an invisible girlfriend...she is somewhere in the audience." -Zac

 "We wrote a lullaby for our little brother. It woke him up." -hahaha... cute! -Taylor

"They need to invent portable washing machines...I miss clean clothes!" -haha...Zac

 "Are you guys looking forward to KC and the Sunshine Band?!" (crowd screams
 NO!) "That wasn't exactly the response that I was looking for!" - Tay (at the 11th
                      annual Y-100 Wingding in 1997) -hahaha... that's too funny!

"Life is like a Twinkie and girls are the yummy white stuff in the middle." weird analogy Zac-

 "Zac, you're pretty fly for a white guy." hahaha... -taylor

  "The guys in Hanson feel close to me. They feel like brothers. I really don't know
                                 why." -Isaac

"If you gotta go to the bathroom you're like . . . I gotta hold it . . . Oh God!" Taylor
                              (MTV Live)

"I wanna be a worker at Burger King!" -Zac

 "Sometimes it's complicated and I'm not really hitting the right notes, but that's
  what makes it live.. I just try to be as tired as the rest of the audience is from
                            jumping around." -Tay

"Gimme the freakin' stick!" - (Zac at the Houston concert when a fan tried to
                          snatch his drumstick -ahhh-

                "A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar." -Ike

 "We have more caffeine than most adults." -hehehe... Tay
 

  "Gee, I don't know why girls wear make-up everyday. No wonder they all carry
                             such big bags." -haha... Zac

                   "I'm just not looking my best today." -aww-Tay

    "I draw cartoons all the time. When I'm upset I scribble too fast." -Zac

 "There's a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State building in
 New York you'd kill someone. I feel really bad 'cause I dropped a nickel off it once."-Taylor

              "I'm a romantic fool. I always end up getting hurt." awww :o(  Poor Ike!

      "You're weird...you're married!" (Zac talking to Jay Leno)

                  "Oh my gosh...Sears is having a sale!" -Isaac

 "So I see some of you wanna marry us, huh?" - Tay (at the West Palm Beach
                           Albertane Concert) -hehehe... that would be scary...

"We got to see Titanic at a cinema in New York. Did I cry? No way, I don't cry at
     films like that. I would cry if a cute girl was with me and I wanted to look
                               sensitive."-Zac -haha... finally - a look into the twisted mind of guys.

  "I've changed a lot of diapers in my time...there are seven kids in our family, and
                      I've changed the last four kids!" -hahaha... Isaac

"Yeah, Zac was dropped on his head when he was a baby." hahahaha- Taylor

 "I fear for anyone in the car with him, unless he's in like a bulldozer." - Zac about
                           Tay and his driving

        "I used to be the goofiest, and then Zac just kind of took over." -Ike

 "They're like my best friends, only best-er!" -Zac

 "I fear for anyone who's on the street when I am driving."-Taylor -hahaha... awww- it can't be that bad!

 "Let's see, I missed out on getting dumped by ten million girls, getting beat up by
           bullies, and peer pressure." (Ike on being home-schooled.)

 "Hey to all of you on the lawn. I bet you've been waiting all day there. You hot?
                How are you doing? It's about to get hotter!" -Tay

  "It means Flooty Dooty!" ( Zac on the meaning of MMMBop.) -That was a funny interview

"To the world you may be one person, but to the one person you may be the world!" -that's my favorite Tay quote

  "There are subliminal messages in our songs saying to go out and buy our record!" -Isaac -Haha ( Go and buy our record, go and buy our record...)

 "Oh c'mon! Tell me. It can't be that bad! I mean, in Seattle some girl was
                     screaming, 'Taylor! Sex! Taylor!'" -yikes!

"Uhh, you have to WIND it up, winder winder winder." - Zac (from backstage Philly
        #2 concert when camera lady had trouble with this girl's camera)

   "You go to a foreign country and hear 'blah,blah,blah, Hanson, blah,blah. It's
                                weird!" -Taylor  -yeah- I guess that would be weird...

 "I've never really been in love yet. But I can't wait for it to happen. It must be an
                           incredible feeling." :o) Ike

 "Um, let's see there's the tall one, then there's the other tall one and then there's
     the blonde one. Is that good enough?" - Taylor on the names of the BSB -Hahaha...

  "Yeah I'm weird. I put the milk in before the cereal." -Zac

  "It's just so cool that all these people are dancing and clapping to your music." -Isaac

  "We just wipe our noses and run it through our hair!" (Zac answers when asked
                       what they put in their hair.) -hahaha...

 "We can't live a minute without you... uh, in about two seconds." (Isaac @ Jones
                 Beach Sept. 2nd (he had the wrong guitar) Hehehe... I wish I could have seen that!-Ike

              "Then we'd be dressing in drag and doing the hula." -um- i dunno about this one!

 "My names Jordan, but Taylor makes my eyes bluer." -Ok- cute!

"I believe that laughter is the best medicine. A good laugh gets your adrenaline
    pumping and you feel so much better, even if you're in a serious situation." Zac
- I like that philospohy

                  "Hello, Cleveland! Oops, wrong city..."  :o)~  Ike

"How did I know my voice was changing? Well, I woke up one morning, and I
 sounded like Taylor, so I screamed as loud as I could... then I woke up for real."Zac -hahaha

"Puff Daddy. He's cool. He doesn't say much but he's real nice and he nods a lot.
          When I first saw him I just said 'Yo!' and he said 'Yo Zac!'."

"I wouldn't say we opened the door of pop music again. I'd say music opened and
                        we were allowed to get in"-Tay -that;s cool...

"Nobody's a bedwetter!" Zac -That's good!

 "I think it's always cool to go see different (web) sites cause' then you see
  everybody elses perspectives on you and and on different ideas about our songs
                           and stuff like that." -I hope they come to mine!