I died for the first time today
While I lost my mind
I’m away, but it’s O.K.
To say I’m a little fucked up
But what’s your excuse
I really don’t care what you think about me
You’re better off dead
Let’s go out and paint the town red

(Chorus)

You deserve to die
So what the fuck’s so funny
Don’t tell me
I don’t care

Why smoke when you can drink
I’ll piss on your grave
Why drink when you can smoke
Your life can’t be saved
You pissed your life away snortin’ coke
So why you wanna quit now?
You’re gonna die next week
So what the fuck you bitchin’ for now?

(Chorus)

He takes another toke off the bowl
And pukes up a lung
Drink’s another fifth of J. D.
It’ll feel pretty fine
When out for a joy ride
Took a turn at ninety five
Wrapped himself around a pole
and then he died

(Chorus)

Why party when you can be straight?

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