A List of Sorts

So, if this is a Brian tribute page there has to be some sort of list! So here are my top ten best things about him, feel free to e-mail me with you're own top ten Brian list. ;)

1. The eyeliner, eyeliner's just sooooo sexy

2. He doesn't waste time paying attention to the Spice Girls (he replied something along that line when asked who his fave was)

3. He writes songs named after an old term for outhouse

4. He wears girls clothes 'cause they fit him better..at least he's honest!

5. He wants Placebo to be like U2 in the sense that they stay around for along time, yea!

6. Six is my lucky number...erm better make this good...can I just say everything??

7. He at least admits mindless shagfests make him feel empty, from time to time, at least he has integrity

8. The blue eyes....

9. He actually does have a degree in acting so, that means he did complete school! We always knew he was smart;) (note: this is spoken from someone who has fave bands where members left college to be in the band or the band got successful so they didn't go to college, etc.)

10. He speaks French, he was born in Brussels, need I said more? (ie Brussels is a pretty nice place, if I say so myself)


TravisGirl has submitted these reason to why she like the androgynous one so much, cheers to her;)

1)EYELINER(obviously)
2)He understands us, do you not find?
3) He is obviously the only man alive who can pull off doing Top Of The Pops in a dress. Look at Robbie W's failed outing if you doubt me.


Loopy Chick has also submitted a list, yea to her as well;)

1. Isn't macho and ignorant like most men.
2. His eyes are gorgeous, espesh wit' the eyeliner!
3. He supports the notion that it doesn't matter how big your dick is, aslong as ur brain is big...*s* he's lovely.
4. He is sensitive, unlike most men, and says he doesn't like shagging for the sake of it...;)..sweetie!


AliCe has decided to join in and here is her list;)

1 makeup not just eyeliner
2 he openly admits to being bi
3 hes not afraid to do what he wants to
4 look at him


we have Ziggy's Stardust's list:

sexy
androgenous
intelligent
poetic
beautiful
bite-sized... (think what you will)
sweet
understanding
understated
uncomparable


and here we have Leah's Top Ten:

1. He's super cute and adoooorable with or without make-up (or eyeliner, for that matter... LOL !!!)
2. He's even cuter in person *myyyysterious smile* :-D
3. He's intelligent and studied in Drama (like me)
4. He's open-minded
5. He's incredibly talented
6. HIS SMILE !!!
7. His voice
8. He speaks French (YAYYYYY !!!!)
9. His clothes
10. His new haircut


Mhairi's submitted her top 6:

1-his affinity with creating lovely riffs that bounce from the walls and into your heart
2-he wears (or used to, before top-ten selloutdom) lots of glitter, and all pop stars worth their tuppence should.
3-his mid-atlantic lady-boy drawl that leaves you flushed and breathless and bewildered.
4-he's friends with Stefy!!! And we all love Stefy!!!! Ahhh, Stefy's such a dear!!!
5-He's such a Multi-lingual, Multi-sexual, Multi-talented clever bastard, inne?
6-Teenage Angst-so beautiful, so articulate,so placebo


kt the wonderous says:

1 he's bitchy. i'm bitchy. i like that.
2 i wrote in a question to NME and he answered more to mine than anyone elses! huzzah!
3 i can shock my parents (espech when my dad was showing interest in him on TOTP).
4 he puts words like 'solar plexus' in his songs.
5 he has tres funky clothes eg. dress he wore on TOTP with little strappy shoulder sleeve type things.
6 he is sex on two perfect little legs.


Angel, addicted parisian dit que
1. His eyes, eyeliner or not,and lips (let me be his cigarette, pleaaaaase!)
2. He can make sexy even a nosebleed (remember Belfort 99)
3. His arrogance. He's, I think, the only man on earth who can tell a journalist that journalists don't get laid often enough...with a gorgeous smile.
4.His sardonic humour, like walking around with a "God is love" T-shirt
5. He's bi and proud of it!
6.His accent in French... and his voice anyway (those who haven't heard him singing "plaisir d'amour" can't know it...)
7. He calls himself "the 20th century Betty Boop"
8. The way he holds his guitar when he doesn't need it...
9. He's a person of taste:Baudelaire, M. Manson, Sonic Youth... Clever guy!
10. He merely exists!!!


Jorunn believe's the best things about Brian are
1. HIS LIPS ...obviously no. one!!! (and his smile..)
2. his eyes (especially with the eyeliner, which is already mentioned)
3. he's not afraid to say what he means.
4. his music
5. Brian Molko
7. my dreams ;-) no further explanation!!!
6. all the other lists you have here....


Echolalia's top 6 (and you can see Echolalia's drawing of Brian here)
1.) His pointy little teeth and red Rocky Horror lips
2.) His muselike androgyny... Adonis and Venus... which coincides with;
3.) All his dualities: musically, sexually, physically and otherwise
4.) His Davy Jones singing voice... :D
5.) His t-shirts
6.) His old Hollywood starlet style


manue.glan's list:
1_ His beautiful eyes ( yea, I know it's not very original but it's so true!)
2_ His attitude toward Stefan during a gig ( there is a kind of sexual game between them which is very funny)
3_ His french accent ( he's so sexy when he says "encore" in Bruise Pristine)
4_ The sadness which we can look , sometimes, in his eyes
5_ The way that he says " Happy junkie" in Nancyboy
6_ The way that he looks up when he sings ( especially when he says " mental masturbation")
7_ His honesty
8_ His sense of humor
9_ His voice in the first version of Nancyboy or Teenage angst ( very, very funny)
10_ And finally , I love him for his wonderful songs and for his melancholy.


Mhairi Grahame joins in the fun....

1. Oh! Those sweet,sweet eyes! I could lose myself in them! They're like bright blue saphires twinkling in the midnight sky!
2. Those gentle, flame red lip-sticked lips! I wish I was his joint!
3. That whispy black, uncontrollable hair! I'd tame it for him!
4. That gentle, sweet voice! No matter what he's saying, he speaks words of comfort to me!
5. The song lyrics! There like poems of those he's lost and loved!
6. The clothes! YES!! He's not ashamed of who he is or what he wears, and doesn't care what people think of him for it!
7. His bisexualness! He's so not ashamed, and I can share my fantasies with my best mate, Patrick!
8. The music! It's like a melody, as though one could here it gentle playing in heaven, or loudly in hell, depending what mood Bri's in!
9. The make-up! He's better at putting on make-up than me, and most other people I know!!
10. But the best thing I have saved for last, the thing we all love him for the most! The simple fact that he is Brian Molko!


Katherine sent this to me on New Year's day and it's almost a month later that I finally put it up. But I think she wins the award for the 1st list of 2000:
Here are my Ten Very Good Reasons Why We Should All Kneel Down Before Brian And Worship Him Like The God(dess) He Is:

1) He wrote the immortal lyrics 'Eyeholes in a paper bag, greatest lay i ever had'...
2) ...and sang them on Top Of The Pops whilst wearing a dress
3) He is short
4) He called Chris Evans a wanker and then agreed to appear on TFI Friday wearing a tshirt that said 'hypocrite'.
5) He has recieved fellatio from Marilyn Manson (or so he says...I am still awaiting photographic proof)
6) He likes to raise his eyebrows
7) He likes the Rocky Horror Show (unsurprisingly, the character he identifies with most is Frank)
8) He has a really cute pretentious-arty-ladyboy-from-both-sides-of-the-Atlantic-and-somewhere-in-Luxemborg whiny drawl
9) He's vain...and quite justifiably
10) He has inspired many other charming young men to acheive their *ahem* potential, via the application of black eyeliner and nail varnish.
...and he's in one of the best bands in the world. And he's short.


Why Anya loves Brian:

1. He was born in December, like me!
2. Because he turned himself from a “loser” to a STAR!!!
3. His Roman nose :)
4. His ankles in “Pure Morning”
5. He looks so fine and fragile, especially without make-up!
6. The way he laughs.
7. Because he dances to Abba around Stefy’s kitchen ;-))
8. He’s got a cat
9. His songs
10. He’s a very good actor (so give him more roles in movies!)


Kassie's List Of Reasons *Brian* Is So Great!!!

1. His Gorgeous Eyes
2. His Beautiful Lips
3. His Sexy Attitude
4. The Way He Holds/Hugs His Guitar(When He Isn't Playing it)
5. His Sexy One*Of*A*Kind Voice
6. His Imagination
7. The Fact He Looks Purdy In Girls Clothes(And He Can Get Away With It Too)
8. The Way He Makes You Melt When He Sings
9. His Great Personality
10. His Sexy Body


Rae <3's Brian because:

1.) He's erotic
2.) He's exotic
3.) he's psychotic (the good kind)
4.) He's the only guy that girls want to date and look like at the same time.
5.) those beautiful blue eyes
6.) he is the only guy that gives my stomach butterflies
7.) the posters of him look great on my wall
8.) His body would look great on my bed!
9.) He has a great sense of humor!
10.) everything he says is perfect!


Cherie adores Brian coz

1 The fact that he is BRIAN MOLKO
2 His smile, sooooo sexy
3 His Style
4 His Eyes, how I love them!
5 Voice - no one elce has a voice like his!
6 Attitude
7 The fact that he wears make-up
8 Hes sweet
9 The new hair style
10 He's intelligent!!!


Dennis strongly feels that Brian is damn sexy as a result of the following

1) his sexiness- he looks gorgeous with or with out makeup but i especially love the eyeliner.
2) he's a lyrical genius his songs have so much meaning
3)his dress sense he looks so cute in a dress
4) his appearance at leeds festival. only one word describes it CLASSIC!
5) his cigarettes- oh how i wish i could share one with him
6) he's not afraid of going after what he wants
7) he is an excellent guitarist
8) he's in placebo- one of the best bands to ever exist
9) one last thing is that i love my sexy little brian


Tasminder proclaims loudly:

1. HIS MAKE-UP (esp the eyelinder and that red lipstick)
2. HES SO CUTE AND SHORT !!!!
3. HES BEAUTIFUL MUZIC WHICH MAKES ME GO ALL FUNNY WEN I HEAR HIS VOICE !!!
4. HIS SEXY, SPIKEY HAIR CUT!!!!
5. HOW HE LOOKS GREAT WITH OR WITH OUT MAKE-UP (esp wen he wakes up in my bed in the morning)LOL
6. HIS SWEET EYES AND HIS SWEET SWEET SMILE !!!
7. HIS CLOTHES AND HIS STYLE (ESP THE FACT HES THE ONLY MAN I KNO WHO LOOKS SEXY WITH MAKE-UP ON)
8. HOW WEN I DREAM BOUT HIM I GO IN 2 HEAVEN !!!!
9. HES THE BEST GUITARIST !!!!
10 THAT HE JUST MY SEXY, SWEET, CUTE, LITTLE BRIAN AND IL LUV HIM 4 EVA & EVA....


Eleanor has her say about Bri:
1) i think you can guess... eyeliner of course!!
2) his right hand as he is swimming to the surface in the 36 degrees video... sweet!
3) if he saw these lists he'd probably be like, "how sad can you get? drooling over me!" (the website nancy gal giggles like a school girl at the thought)
4) those sweet lion-cub eyes *lol*
5) he believes in himself... what an inspiring role model!
6) he's the only man in this country who doesn't like football....yay!!
7) it doesn't matter whether you're male, female, gay, straight, bi, whatever- everyone knows brian's gorgeous!
8) he's vain and pretentious- quite right too!
9) he is honest and open about everything, despite being constantly attacked and insulted because of his beliefs
10)he's in placebo- that has to mean something!!
11)he loves his mum- very rare these days for kids, let alone rock stars!
12)he writes decent music- again a rarity
13)actually he writes brilliant music- what was I thinking?!
14)he is clever and funny... not what you'd expect from the frontman of the 'filthiest band in britain'.
15)he is part of an opressed minority...like most of his fans (including me!)

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