When I, the website Nancy Gal, created this website what was I thinking? I mean what sort of weirdo would dedicate a page to the king of ladyboys, Brian Molko? First of all, one with some time on her hands and second someone who likes Brian a good deal, which I'm sure all of you do as well;)
Let me start by say that although this is a page for Brian and it is obviously devoted to him in no way should anyone think that I am putting down the other members of the band. None of us should dismiss Brian's work musically either. Placebo are a fantastic band and there are many pages out there to prove that to to you. This page serves merely to show or scream "We think Brian Molko is a babe!" (and then we can all go hide under the table blushing when people stare)
What Manifesto, asks you? Well, here are the rules we the Brian Lovers Outrageously (yes, if you love Brian you are one) more or less live by.
1. Brian is known as the androgynous one and anyone who might dare insult his grrt androgyne self must face severe punishment...or just a really hard and mean stare (which you can practise in the mirror)
2. Everyone wears nail polish, boys, girls, ladyboys, transsexuals whateveh! It's a sign of Brianness (exceptions made for those who forget to apply it for long periods of time or those who are nail polish impaired, it happens to the best of us i'm sure)
3. Please don't call us teeny-boppers, we would prefer to be "The Thinking Groupies". Because we think and then we drool...erm, look at Brian lovingly in an intellectually stimulating way, that is.
4. I think almost everyone will agree that eyeliner is a complete turn-on, in eyeliner we trust!
5. Stefan and Steve both exist as attractive entities in the world of Brian loving. We do not ignore them, sometimes we think about how sexy they are, the Brian Lovers Outrageouly are not a monotheistic bunch, we just always come back to Brian;)
6. Everyday we try to get at least a small dosage of Brian, whether it's listening to the first album 10 times or just staring at a picture of him we can sleep at night contented that we have part of Brian in our minds.
7. It isn't a bad thing to be a Nancy Boy. Also, when people say something is "so gay" think of it as a good thing. Even if it's used in a negative way, as a very wise person once told me, "If something gay I'd probably like it". Pansies are the best, don't you agree? "We may look like pansies but we don't always act like it" -Brian, o shut your pretty mouth, boy, and put on a dress! ;)
Did I leave anything important out? Tell me! And I'll see if I agree with it and maybe put it okay?;)