Ryan is a kick ass guy and so are all his friends. Most of these quotes are taken from when we were under the influence of various things.

You just passed a cop back there, man. Maybe you should slow down.-- Me to Ryan all stoned after he flew by a cop at 80 mph, on a 30 mph road.

Why didn't you put that knife down your pants?/ Are you kidding? With my luck I would have tripped and cut off my dick.-- Me to Ryan about his big ass knife.

Holy shit he's got a samuri sword.-- J-rod exagerating about Ryan's knife.

Let's trash the place... c'mon man. You know you want to. Loot like a mother fucker.-- Ryan to me

Man, it's the art of war, man. That's the shit. That is the shit. It's the fucking art of war. Intense.-- J-Rod about the book, The Art of War and how it compared to a street fight.

I wasn't sure who he was until he put on his cap and got that stoner glaze over his face.-- Me about seeing J-Rod and him talking to me.

I have to pee.... [twenty minutes later] Shit I forgot to pee... [another 10 minutes later] I'm going to pee now. I'll be in the back yard I don't have the energy to walk up all them stairs.-- Ryan

I saw him wiggling his feet and I looked at mine and thought, "I think I can do that."-- Linus about J-Rod

Dude, I was so nervous about what kind of music you liked. Like I wanted to put in hip hop but I didn't know. So I thought maybe Sublime was a good stoner music. I'm so glad to hear you like all kinds of music.-- Ryan about us sitting in his car getting baked.

His name is Bozo. I just found out his real name last year and I've known him 6 years. I asked and he wasn't really sure and his mom was like telling me his name.--Ryan about his friend Bozo (cool guy).

I walked into this party and everybody was all tripping and I wasn't tripping yet and there were two of my guy friends giving each other back rubs and really getting into it and I was like, "Whoa, I'm not tripping but this is just too weird."-- Ryan

So does any one here party?-- Ryan on his first day at work to me.

Why the hell does everyone ask me if any of us party?-- Me to Ryan