Wendy is a chick I used to work with and we became friends and still chill sometimes. She kicks some serious ass and we act totally alike. It's creepy.

I don't know what I'd do with 20 grand. I'd get pot. Lots and lots of weed. Then I'd go to the Last Place on Earth and get a pipe. The most exspensive pipe I can find and extra screens.../ Then I'd run past and get a new dildo because Wendy hasn't been laid in a month.-- Me about pot and Wendy interrupting... the last place on earth is our local sex toys/head shop shopping place.

Sure he's dead but I'm not going to go psychotic and run around the streets, naked and weeping. People don't get that. They don't get that I need to stay sane and I have to laugh and make jokes because I hurt inside./ It's alright man, I'll laugh with you.-- Me to Wendy after he husband killed himself in front of her.

I was like, "Dude, where'd Kathy go?"-- Wendy about the LePetit night.

I was standing at the door yelling for you but I didn't know if I was actually talking because I was too stoned.-- Me to Wendy about the LePetit night.

So does any one here party?-- Wendy on her first day at work to me.

Snoogans.--Wendy to Me

Oh my god get that little girl out of there.--Wendy about the mosh pit

Whoa... everybody stop it. I'm going to get hurt.--Wendy about the mosh pit

You slut./You whore.-- Wendy and I greeting each other

Oh yeah. We didn't get to talk about her.--Wendy about a customer

Holy shit. That house has hard wood ceilings.--Wendy about the fancy house

Man these people are going to see us white trash and call the cops on our ass. Then we're going to be screwed.--Me about driving through the rich neighborhood with Wendy

Let's destroy things.--Wendy

So, Justin, are you a virgin?--Wendy

I'm going to go run and buy smut. Be right back.--Wendy at work