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MASS Confusion's Wall Of Quotes |
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Modeled after the similar, yet more lame version on Scott's wall. |
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"When I was a kid, my grandfather used to say to me that a fella's life wasn't worth mentioning if he hadn't shared it with some folks along the way." |
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-MacGyver |
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"If you are a normal person like me..."
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-Comrade Chris Johnstone |
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"Good. I'm glad I screwed up that little computer geek." |
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-TJL |
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." |
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-Anonymous, what Mark lives by on the air. |
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"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel." |
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-Moslem proverb |
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"Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done." |
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-Aaron Burr |
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"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." |
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-Harlan Ellison |
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"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." |
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-Paul Fix |
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"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body." |
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-Adam Clayton |
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"Hey did I ever claim to be an english major?" [sic]
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-Repulsive Mark Richard |
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"Everything that's underground sooner or later has a box above ground. That's a fact." |
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-Dave Crary: Crew Boss |
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"I Work with idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots" |
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-Dan V. |
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"Brian is a paratrooper in the 82nd airborne , which means he parachutes out of planes." |
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-Alex Trabek |
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"What a wanker you have for President." |
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-Bono, in reference to French president Jacques Chirac. MTV Music Awards: Paris |
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