We all know the show is hilarious in every way, but the one and only who adds to the most humor is my baby Fez! So kick back and laugh your ass off at some of the funniest Fez moments. Later, Whores! :)
Kelso: Yea well I have something to say. I went to the mall today and bought a new
pair of shoes. And they're the coolest kicks in the cave.
Eric: So no more for Kelso he's toasted.
Fez: I would like some toast if you are making some. Food of any kind would be good. I
am starving.
(While Stoned)
Kelso: Yea well I read somewhere that there are these people in France.
Hyde: What do they do?
Kelso: They're incredibly...French.
Eric:Oh thats it, I'm getting the tape recorder.
Fez: Where's my toast you idiots?
Fez: Donna has 'stuff' for Eric, yes?
Hyde: Not 'stuff', 'thing'. Donna has a 'thing' for Eric.(laughs) (to Donna)Why do you have
a thing for Eric?
Donna: Well he doesn't ask me stupid questions, he's smart and you know.
Hyde: No I don't know.
Fez raises his hand.
Fez: I know. It is because Eric is noble and a woman wants her first lovemaking to be in the arms of her mexican toast.
Donna: Fez.
Fez: Yes?
Donna: Go make popcorn.
Fez: Please don't touch eachother it gives me needs
Fez: (giggling) Your sons a Whore
Fez: (remarking on what the kiss record says when played backwards) In my language, that says 'I want to sex your monkey!'
The gang is playing horse. Fez has got it wrong.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Kelso: I am not pig whipped. Where do you even get that stuff?
Fez: (Right before Kelso punches him in the face) Could this have been avoided? Lets review: Jackie said I was funny, she ate popcorn from my groin, then I sucked her face...Nope, it was meant to be.
Kelso: What's your point Fez?!
Hyde: We should record our conversation so we can write it down, man. I bet that's
how the writers of National Lampoon do it.
Eric: Hey where's Fez?
Fez: (makes the basket behind the fence) Make that shot whore!
Hyde: Are you kidding? 'Michael, call me at 8!'
Eric: 'Michael do your Chico impression!'
Fez: Michael rub oil on my thighs while I spank you.
(silence)
Fez: Please someone else talk now.
Fez: My point is, you are a whore