"Is this some kind of joke?" -Casey
"More of a game really. Can you handle that... Blondie?" -The Killer

"What do you want?" -Casey
"To see what your insides look like!" -The Killer

"What's your favorite scary movie?" -The Killer
"Oh c'mon you know I don't watch that sh*t." -Sidney
"Why not? Too scared?" -The Killer
"No, it's just what's the point they're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting." -Sidney

"You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something." -The Killer

"Stupidity Leak!" -Tatum

"Nice welt, sweetie." -Tatum

"God I loved it...'I'll send you a copy.' BAM! Bitch went down. 'I'll send you a copy' BAM! Sid, superbitch! You are so cool." -Tatum

"Tatum, could you grab me another beer?" -Stu
"What am I, the beer wench?" -Tatum

"Because she's the Scream Queen." -Randy

"I'll be right back." -Stu

"Oh, cute and what movie is this from, "I Spit on your Garage"? -Tatum

"Ok, let's see, 'No, please don't kill me, Mr Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!'" -Tatum

"You know if Tatum sees you here she'll draw blood." -Sidney

"You're not scared, are you?" -Dewey

"We all go a little mad sometimes." -Billy

"It's a scream, baby!" -Stu

"Did you really call the police?" -Stu
"You bet your sorry ass I did." -Sidney
"My Mom and Dad are gonna be so mad at me!" -Stu

"Movies Don't Create Psychos Movies Make Psychos More Creative!!" -Billy

"You've gotta find me first you pansy-ass mamma's boy!" -Sidney