The English language doesn't make much sense, when
you think about it. I don't consider it very intelligent. We should
also stop using inches/feet/yards/miles etc...just switch over to the
metric system. It makes much more sense. Anyway, think about words
that end in -ough. You have tough (tuff), though (tho), through
(throo), hiccough (hickup), & plough (plow). ISN'T THAT STUPID? I
rather think so. Also, if you have a drink, you drink it. Why isn't
food called eat? Then you would eat eat. Or couldn't you food it?
Then you would be fooding food. (Gee, doesn't the word food sound
weird?) And the plural of mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is
lice - why isn't it house/hice? Who came up with this
stupid language? And there's octopus/octopi,
rhinoceros/rhinoceri. Should it not then be bonus/boni? Or
walrus/walri? (We are the walri, GOOGOOG'JOOB Then why nerth* aren't they?
*Sometimes insteada Why On Earth, I run On Earth together and say
Nerth...Why Nerth. If you're reading this, you must be bored.
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