Kyle's mom's a...
Cartman in Ethiopia
Eric and Stan
Kenny kicking Cartman
Ike getting torched by the menorah
Kyle and Ike
Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
Starvin Marvin, he's an ethernopian
Chef Braveheart
Kenny's green beans
Mr. Garrison, explaining that he can't control the students and their vocabulary
Leno wanting to know the true meaning of Thanksgiving
"Whoa, Pilgrims ate Native Americans?"
"Oh my God, Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny... You Bastard!!!"
This what I would look like if I lived in south park