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(NAME) Gary Wickham
(comments) My favorite thing to drink is coffee, thank you very much. I was
driving in my black 1993 Chrysler New Yorker one day, and coffee spilled
everywhere, because I was going fast over a bump. A good bit of my pants wer
brown, because of my coffee, my whole crotch was on fire, due to a 3rd degree
burn. Next I went to a nearby coffee shop and ordered a cappuchino. I read the
paper, and the guy behind the counter shoved my coffee to me at top speed.
Instead of drinking the coffee, it landed on my crotch again! It looked like I
wet myself. I think I ought to wear brown pants now on so my coffee stains won't
show. That night, I went to the McDonald's Drive-Thru window to order coffee. I
said "Give me some coffee P-I-S-S." And the guy taking my order said "What do
you mean P-I-S-S?!" I said "Put In Some Sugar!"
(jcristo) Coffee Contest
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