(NAME) Ivan Cutcherkockov
(comments) I have a funny coffee story! You wanna hear my funny coffee story?
Here's my funny coffee story. Ok. I was in a car accident, and I went through
the windshield, and put a hole in the hood. My face was ripped off and scalded
by the radiator. It hurt a lot. Cuz now I look like some stank-ho from Indian
Creek! Anyway, the doctor told me that I couldn't drink anymore. But I had to
take a caffiene supplement to keep my brain from imploding or something. I can't
take caffiene intraveneously, so I had an idea. My beeyatch would drink coffee,
then give me a hard blow. By the time I came, she'd a put all that coffee
through that lil hole down there! But the creamer arrived too late. (har har)
Sometimes, she'd boil the pot of coffee and pour it on my open, exposed asshole.
Oh man, it smarted. But then, I got my daily caffiene fix! Plus, I burned my
tuckus to a fried crisp! I couldn't shit for a week, but then, I have
hemmoroids. And the coffee got rid of them too! !
Ahhh, I am a new man because of coffee.
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