(NAME)  Mr. Blues Mug
(comments)  In the morn'.(Mon of course) I went to go fix me some coffee. Well,
I opened up the cuboard, and like, THERE'S NO COFFEE!!!!!DAMN!!!!!!Dejected, I
searched my apartment, but found none. Desparate, I crawled on my hands and
knees(that was about all I could manage) and headed for the nearest coffee shop
for a pot of brew. In a weak voice I asked for some coffee, they didn't have
any, seems that the supplier hasn't delivered yet, and they don't know when. I
started singing"I want my coffee, I want it now. I want my coffee, I don't care
how."  Several waitresses joined in,"Brew,brew, he wants his brew. Brew,brew, he
wants his brew" for the chorus. Finally, someone found a packet of freeze-dried,
I drank it down gladly.       

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