Stoner Poems:

Poke Smot Poem:

I go each day w/ THC
just a lil joint & me
we hit the bowl&have sum fun
I'm realy high when i am done
i like to smoke sum mary jane
to this day i cant complain

some is green sticky or hairy
it may even be a bit scary
even if it looks like hell
jus lite it up & breathe that smell
u can count on that lil green leaf
to replace a hard day w/relief

when we sit to smoke trees
pack the bowl again plz
standin around smokin a j
i luv to smoke that incredible hay

i luv weed & weed luvs me
im a pothead as u c
i think ill go & hit the bong
so thats my tribute to a THC song

Good Bud Poem:

We all love the green
you and I
lets smoke some weed
and get high


one bong two bong
red bong blue bong


w is for the way it makes me feel
e is for every season I peel
e is for everyday I smoke
d is for the dank nugs I toke


Yhis is not a joke
you know I like to toke
I smoke all kinds of weed
but never the seed
if you smoke a bong
you'll never go wrong
lets roll a j
its the only way
just bought a pound
it can go all around
this some dank bud
something something thud

Untitled Poem:

there once was a man named Bobby
Who had a chihuahua
Bobby had a fun hobby
It's called smoking marijuana

1, 2, 3 hits your out
Only if it's good shit
We're not out, so don't pout
Just let me hit

Pipes and Bongs
Joints and Brownies
High as King Kong
But there are no frownies

Laugh laugh ha ha
Look at me rhyme
Umm, yippity blah
I'm done, it's nap time

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